TBATS: Kakai Bautista, ipinakita kung bakit ngipin ang batas!

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Aired (April 20, 2025): Mahihirapan ka talaga pigilan ang tawa mo 'pag si Kakai Bautista na ang nagpatawa!      For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00And here we are going to perform

00:03whenever he won three seasons

00:06he won three seasons

00:08he won three seasons

00:10Let's see if he will change the style

00:13of Jenny Gabrielle

00:16Good!

00:19That's it!

00:22Come on guys!

00:24Let's drink!

00:25We need to get full of your flowers

00:28Let's get full of your flowers

00:30Let's get full of your flowers

00:32Are you ready?

00:34Yes!

00:35Okay!

00:36Your two minutes starts now!

00:42Yes! Good evening to you all

00:44Guys!

00:45Mga kapuso, katibads

00:48Welcome back to me

00:49Sa aking mga katrabaho

00:51Hello Jan!

00:52How are you?

00:53Thanks to me, okay?

00:55And welcome to the Buba and Teclaso

00:59Yes!

01:00You heard it right!

01:02The Buba and Teclaso

01:05Yes!

01:06Because I'm Buba

01:08You know?

01:11At ito na nga guys, hindi ko na super tatagaling

01:14Kasi may letter sender tayo tonight

01:17At nagpadala talaga siya ng liham sa akin

01:21At basahin na nga natin

01:24Dear Ate Buba

01:27Itago nyo na lang po ako sa pangalang

01:31Tikla

01:34Ate Buba, hindi ko po malaman bakit napakabigat

01:38ng mundo sa akin

01:40Wala talaga akong swerte sa aking buhay, pag-ibig

01:45Lagi nga lang ako bigo

01:50Lagi nga lang ako nasasaktan

01:53Ate Buba

01:55Kompleto naman

01:57Ang aking pangangatawan

01:5815 seconds left

02:00Meron akong mata, tenga, inong

02:02Hindi nga lang katangusan, pasensya na

02:04Bibibig ako, minsan tiyauting nga lang

02:08Pero nito-toothbrush ako

02:10Wala nga lang toothpaste

02:12Kaya salamat Ate Buba

02:15Time's up!

02:17Time's up!

02:19Yes!

02:20Galing!

02:21Buba buba ako naman

02:22Buba!

02:23Buba!

02:24Buba ito buba!

02:26Nakita-kita natin sa mga baybay nila

02:28Ang daming nagbuga

02:31Kung kasali sila dito, talo na sila

02:34Tapos sila ang galing nila magpigil

02:37Ah!

02:38Tapos ako nung benta nila sa akin

02:41Yes!

02:42Ano nga kasasabi ng mga kalaban?

02:44Yes!

02:45Huwag yung mahihiya, ilabas nyo yan

02:46Jenny Gabriel

02:47Pero makaba ba tinigasani

02:48Jenny Gabriel, bilib ako sa'yo kasi mahirap yung ginawa mo

02:50Pero lumaban ka

02:52At dahil lumaban ka, nakipaglaban ka

02:55Tonight ang pangalan mo na is Jenny in the bottle

02:57Jenny in the bottle

02:58Jenny in the bottle

02:59Jenny in the bottle

03:00Ay! I love it!

03:01Ba't kayo bottle?

03:02Huwag ka nang Gabriel ha?

03:03Gabriel Gabriel ka pa kasi

03:04Yes! Sorry naman

03:07Becky

03:08Yes!

03:11Lahat ka nang pagsalika

03:12Tumurit-tulilaway ko

03:14Yes!

03:15Magandang idea nung sulat-sulat

03:18Yes!

03:19Ah!

03:20Okay naman siya

03:21Maganda naman kasi bilang isang babae talaga ng komedyate

03:23Nihirap talaga yan

03:24Yes!

03:25Yes!

03:26Pero magandang idea mo

03:27Yes!

03:28Oh!

03:29Pasok pa rin naman

03:30Yes!

03:32Okay

03:33Thank you

03:34Ako na ba?

03:35Yes kakai

03:36Alam mo kasi yung sishabi ko lang Jenny

03:39Agayap kasi hindi yung mga bagay-bagay na hindi natin

03:43Latro moment

03:46Nakakatawa siya, magaling lang ako magpigil

03:48Saka lang tumawa na sila

03:49Uy! Nako, muntik na akong tumawa

03:51Ito muntik tumawa eh

03:52Pag bilin ko gano'n

03:54Pag tingin kung gano'n

03:55Ay, muntik na o

03:56Laban lang

03:57Laban

03:58Yes!

03:59Dahil diyan nakakuha ka ng

04:01Zero points

04:02Yes!

04:03Grabe!

04:04Yes!

04:05I love it!

04:06At least consistent

04:07Consistent

04:08Actually yung talaga yung consistent

04:11Correct yan, tama yung makakabawi kapag nararamdano

04:13Kaya saan na lahat tayo consistent

04:14Kasi meron tayong text vote, tama

04:16Are you text votes?

04:17Yes!

04:18Text vote?

04:19May online vote din tayo, okay?

04:21And finally, mga katibats

04:23Nako, grabe

04:24Yay!

04:25Palaga naman ang ating last contestant naman po

04:27Ang gawad urian nominee para sa pelikulang

04:29May ngipin ang batas

04:31Ms. Kakay

04:33Please

04:34Bakit sa'yo ganyan lagi sa'kin, tibats?

04:37The title itself

04:39The title itself

04:40May ingipin ang batas

04:41May ingipin ang batas

04:42Tasa ka upo ka pa dyan

04:46Oo, may ingipin ang batas

04:48Har!

04:50Go Ms. Kakay

04:51Kakay

04:52It's your turn

04:53It's your turn

04:54Yay, yay, yay

04:55At mula nang tubig ang ating mga kalabi

04:58Ay, kailangan na tubig ni Jenny

05:00Pahingin sila ng water, please

05:01Kailangan ni Jenny na mo

05:02Water, water

05:03Ay, nako, sa totoong buhay hindi ako nakapaghanda, ah

05:08Bahala kayo

05:09At yun nga, last contestant na

05:11Pero syempre, kailangan nyo nang uminom at punoin ang yung mga bunganga

05:14Inom na, ah

05:15Go Ekaw

05:18More, more

05:19Yan

05:21Tika Kakay, are you ready?

05:23Ayoko na

05:25Ilaban mo na yan, Ms. Kakay

05:27Fire

05:28Two minutes

05:29Start now

05:30Oy, kayo

05:31Huwag nyo akong inaano

05:32Lalo ka ng Jenny

05:33Gabriel

05:34Oo, kakasimula pa lang

05:44Alam mo, dati minangaaway sa akin

05:45Tapos iba, ang dami sinasabi

05:46Di ba, pag may kaaway ka, lagi

05:48Hoy, ikaw, wag pakit mo, laki ng ipin mo

05:50Ganyan-ganyan

05:51At yung nanay mo, lagi nungungutas

05:52Sa tidaan, di nagbabayad

05:53Sabi ko lang sa kanya

05:54Ano? Ano nangyari?

06:00Sabi niya

06:01Kaya ngayon

06:02Bagka may mga away sa akin

06:04Lagi yung sinasabi

06:05O, di ba?

06:06Di ba, ma?

06:07Kamusta ayam, ma?

06:08Kamusta ayam, ma?

06:09Keri?

06:10Keri pa?

06:11Wala talaga akong nahandang mga ano ngayong gabi

06:13Kaya ano

06:14Barabarahi na lang natin yung mga eme natin dyan

06:17Kasi

06:18Alam nyo

06:19May tatanong ako sa inyo eh

06:20Tangon lang kayo pag tinanungkot ko ah

06:22Malaka ba ipin ko?

06:26Ano sinasabi mo?

06:28Maliit?

06:29Gilalit ko, kamusta?

06:30Mmmmm

06:31Okay

06:33Charat

06:37Ah, Jenny!

06:38May lumabas na naman

06:39Ah

06:40Jenny, ano to?

06:41Nagkakalat ka dito?

06:42Hindi ka nanakawad sa lola ni Eko?

06:44Ma!

06:45Charat

06:46Eko, kamusta?

06:47Okay lang

06:48Si Vicky Bello, tawang tawa ko talaga sa kanilang tatlo kanina

06:51Pero

06:52Ang hirap pigilin nung ano

06:53Kasi nga

06:54Alam nyo nakatulong talaga na talagang malaki yung upper palette ko eh

06:57Oo

06:59Para yung basin yung ngala-ngala ko parang ganon

07:01Diba?

07:02Minsan may diret yung ngala-ngala

07:03Minsan may ganon

07:04Diba?

07:05Oo

07:06Tsaka alam mo, maganda talaga

07:07Ang bad dates talaga sa buhay ko yung ipin ko na naglaging na una

07:10Kasi pag may sensor yung elevator

07:13Diba?

07:14Pag may sensor yung elevator

07:16Ganyan lang, o

07:17Bubukas na

07:18Kasi nauna ipin ko eh

07:20Tsaka pagka-iinom ng kape, diba?

07:22Hindi ko na kailangan i-effort na ganon

07:24Gaganan na siya

07:25Gaganan na agad

07:27Gijin man tubig

07:28Gijin man tubig

07:30Ayan

07:31Ganon na agad

07:32Diba?

07:33Magandang maganda

07:34Tsaka napapansin ko sa'yo

07:35Ba't ang itin na ilong mo?

07:36Ha?

07:37Anong meron?

07:38Kahit kung ano yun eko?

07:39Ano yun bes?

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09:0020

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09:02Yes, and why are you laughing at Jenny?

09:05She's always laughing at me.

09:06Right? She's laughing at me.

09:08What made you laugh?

09:10It's not really funny.

09:12She's talking about the joke.

09:16When I'm not talking about the joke,

09:19Becky, what are you talking about?

09:20Becky, I'm laughing at you.

09:22I'm laughing at you.

09:23I just saw how to control people.

09:26Because I remember you in space impact.

09:29What?

09:30The island on the back.

09:32The island on the back.

09:35Here!

09:37You know how many people do it.

09:39She's telling me.

09:40Ha!

09:41Ha!

09:42No!

09:43She's laughing at me.

09:45You know, when my friend came to my friend,

09:47she started with me because she's always laughing at me.

09:49Of course, you mentioned her.

09:51Michael, when we were trying to laugh at me,

09:55we were always laughing at me.

09:56Ha!

09:57Ayan.

09:58Michael, hello!

10:00At dahil diyan ni Kakay,

10:01you got 10 points!

10:03Yay!

10:05Kaya masabi ko lang ha,

10:06napaka-relaxed nung pagkakadeliver mo

10:08ng mga bagay-bagay.

10:09Yung kasa dun sa kung ano mo.

10:11Pero siyempre,

10:12ang fastest magpatawa ay walang iba,

10:14kundi sina Becky, Bello, at Kakay.

10:18Yay!

10:19So, ibig sabihin sila maglalaman sa ating five-

10:22Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

10:24Anytime, anyone, anyhow,

10:26How do you come and know what that to be got?

10:28Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house,

10:30Click and subscribe now!

10:32Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

10:35You know!

10:36Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

10:38Click and subscribe now!

10:40Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

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