TBATS: Kakai Bautista, naka pustiso lang ba?

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Aired (September 8, 2024): Dahil ayaw ni Kakai na magaya kay Jennie na hindi naging mabenta ang jokes kaya't napilitan itong gamitin ang kanyang huling alas!

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00:00And here's the next performer who will never win in the three seasons of Tawang Tinplas.

00:09Let's see if the fate of the one and only Jenny Gabrielle will change.

00:16Mataray.

00:18There.

00:20Where are we?

00:22Because of that, guys, let's drink.

00:24You have to fill up your glasses.

00:28And you can't drink it right away.

00:30Because of that, Jenny, are you ready?

00:32Yes.

00:34Okay.

00:36Your two minutes starts now.

00:38Yes.

00:40Good evening to all of you, guys.

00:42To all the hardworking people.

00:44Welcome back to me.

00:46To my co-workers.

00:48Hello there.

00:50How are you?

00:52Thanks to me.

00:54Okay.

00:57Welcome to the Booba and Tekla show.

00:59Yes.

01:01You heard it right.

01:03The Booba and Tekla show.

01:05Yes.

01:07Because I'm Booba.

01:09No.

01:11And here's the thing, guys.

01:13I won't be able to hold it anymore.

01:15Because we have a letter sender tonight.

01:17And he really sent me a letter.

01:19To me.

01:21And let's read it.

01:23Dear Ate Booba.

01:25Ate Booba.

01:27Please hide my name.

01:29Tekla.

01:33Ate Booba.

01:35I don't know why

01:37the world is so heavy to me.

01:41I'm really not lucky

01:43in my love life.

01:47I'm always sad.

01:49I'm always hurt.

01:51Ate Booba.

01:53My body

01:55is complete.

01:57I have eyes, ears,

01:59nose.

02:01I don't have a nose.

02:03I'm sorry.

02:05I have a mouth.

02:07But I use a toothbrush.

02:09I don't have a toothpaste.

02:11Thank you, Ate Booba.

02:15Time's up.

02:17Yes.

02:20Good job.

02:22Ate Booba.

02:24Good job, Tekla.

02:26We saw in their houses

02:28that there are a lot of holes.

02:30Yes.

02:32If they get married here, they'll lose.

02:34Because they're good at stopping.

02:36I'm done.

02:38They're selling me.

02:40Yes.

02:42What will the enemies say?

02:44Don't be shy.

02:46It's okay.

02:48Jennie Gabrielle, I believe in you.

02:50It's hard but you fought.

02:52And because you fought,

02:54tonight, your name is

02:56Jennie in the bottle.

02:58Jennie in the bottle.

03:00I love it.

03:02Don't be Gabrielle.

03:04You're still Gabrielle.

03:06Sorry.

03:08Becky.

03:10Yes.

03:12This is what I fought for.

03:14That's a good idea.

03:16The writing.

03:18It's okay.

03:20It's good because as a woman,

03:22it's hard.

03:24Yes.

03:26But your idea is good.

03:28Yes.

03:30Yes.

03:34Is it my turn?

03:36Yes.

03:38It's hard to understand

03:41but it's okay.

03:45She's funny.

03:47She's good at stopping.

03:49And when they laughed,

03:51I laughed too.

03:53I laughed too.

03:55It's okay.

03:59Because you got

04:01zero points.

04:03I love it.

04:05At least consistent.

04:07Consistent.

04:09Correct.

04:11You'll get it back.

04:13We're all consistent.

04:15Because we have a text vote.

04:17Yes.

04:19We also have an online vote.

04:21And finally,

04:23our contestants.

04:25Our last contestant is

04:27the nominee for

04:29the movie,

04:31May Ngipin Ang Batas.

04:33Ms. Rakay.

04:35Why are you always like that?

04:37The title itself.

04:39May Ngipin Ang Batas.

04:43You're going to steal it.

04:45May Ngipin Ang Batas.

04:49Go, Ms. Rakay.

04:51It's your turn.

04:55And our contestants don't have water.

04:57They need water.

04:59Please.

05:01Water.

05:03In real life, I'm not prepared.

05:06It's up to you.

05:10And our last contestant.

05:12You need to drink it all.

05:14Go ahead.

05:18More.

05:20Ms. Rakay, are you ready?

05:22I don't want to.

05:24Fight for it.

05:26Ms. Rakay, your two minutes

05:28starts now.

05:30Don't push me.

05:32Especially you, Jenny Gabriel.

05:34It's just the beginning.

05:42You know,

05:44someone fought with me before.

05:46People say,

05:48if you fight,

05:50you're the one who's bad.

05:52And your mom is always angry.

05:54I told her,

05:58What?

06:00What happened?

06:03People always fight with me.

06:05Right?

06:07Right, mom?

06:09How are you?

06:11I'm not prepared for tonight.

06:13So,

06:15let's just do our best.

06:17Because,

06:19I have a question for you.

06:21Don't be sad.

06:23Is my tooth big?

06:25What are you saying?

06:27It's small.

06:29How about my teeth?

06:31Okay.

06:35Jenny,

06:37you lost again.

06:39Jenny, why are you here?

06:41Don't you feel sorry for Eko's grandma?

06:45Eko, how are you?

06:47I'm fine.

06:49I laughed at the three of them earlier.

06:51But, it's hard to stop.

06:53Because,

06:55my upper palate is really big.

06:57Yes.

06:59Sometimes,

07:01it's straight.

07:03Sometimes, it's like this.

07:05And,

07:07it's good to have a bad tooth.

07:09Because,

07:11if there's a sensor in the elevator,

07:13it will open.

07:15Because,

07:17I lost my tooth.

07:19And,

07:21if I drink coffee,

07:23I don't have to do that anymore.

07:25It will be like this.

07:28Drink some water.

07:30There you go.

07:32It's really good.

07:34And, I noticed that you have a black nose.

07:38Eko, what is this?

07:40What is this?

07:42Wow!

07:44There you go!

07:48Wow!

07:50Miss Kakaibautista!

07:52Wow!

07:54But,

07:56I laughed at the three of them.

07:58It's like,

08:00But,

08:02why did you choose

08:04to make them laugh?

08:06Because, I don't have any material.

08:08I don't have anything like that.

08:10You don't have any material?

08:12No. You know, when I do shows,

08:14whether it's abroad or anywhere,

08:16I really don't have any material.

08:18I call it situational comedy.

08:20So, whatever the audience gives me,

08:22that's what I do.

08:24So, I don't have

08:26a fixed material to make people laugh.

08:28So, adjust to it.

08:30Adjust.

08:32And, whatever makes me laugh,

08:34I use that.

08:36How about you make our cameraman laugh?

08:38He's looking at you.

08:40You're so annoying!

08:42You're so annoying!

08:44What's your problem?

08:46There you go!

08:48Yes!

08:51Kiss!

08:53For the director!

08:55Yes, that's effective.

08:57Especially in out-of-the-country shows.

08:59Because, the material is hard, right?

09:01Yes. And, why did Jennie

09:03suddenly laugh?

09:05It's you again.

09:07She's laughing again.

09:09What made you laugh?

09:11It's not funny at all.

09:13Even when she's talking,

09:15she delivers jokes.

09:17If I don't talk?

09:19Becky, what can you say?

09:21Becky, are you laughing?

09:23Yes, I'm laughing.

09:25I'm just imitating how people control themselves.

09:27Because, I remember the enemy in Space Impact.

09:29What?

09:31The fish at the end.

09:33The fish is being shot.

09:35Here!

09:37You know, she did a lot of things.

09:39There's only one thing I can say.

09:41Ha!

09:43Right?

09:45I don't know where that came from.

09:47Because, she's always laughing at us.

09:49Of course, you mentioned her.

09:51It's Michael.

09:53When we're annoyed at the old lady

09:55who's always laughing at us,

09:57we always do this.

09:59Michael, hello!

10:01You got 10 points!

10:03Yay!

10:05But, I can say that

10:07you're very relaxed when you deliver things.

10:09I'm very happy.

10:11But, of course, the fastest laugh

10:13is none other than Becky,

10:16Belo, and Kaka.

10:18Yay!

10:20That means, they're going to fight in our finals.

10:22Of course!

10:24When is that? Who's going to be our favorite?

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