TBATS: Things you should know about being a chismosa!

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Aired (July 7, 2024): Ito pala ang sikreto ng mga kapitbahay nating mosang kung paano sila nakakasagap ng mga latest happenings. Now we know!

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00:00We'll get to know them better, my friend.

00:03How about that?

00:04Let's start with candidate number one.

00:07Number one, please come in.

00:10Here you are, in the middle.

00:12How are you?

00:13His nose is so sharp, in fairness.

00:16Is that natural?

00:17Yes.

00:18Natural.

00:19Okay.

00:20Here's our question for you.

00:21In your barangay,

00:22have you ever fought or argued

00:25because of the gossip spread about you?

00:31Yes, I have.

00:32Yes, you have.

00:33What happened?

00:35I heard that her husband has a mistress.

00:39You heard that her husband has a mistress.

00:43But is it true?

00:45Is it true?

00:46I saw them.

00:47Where did you see them?

00:48She said,

00:49cousins.

00:51Do you have cousins?

00:53They kiss?

00:55Yes.

00:57Are you married?

00:59I'm not married yet.

01:01You don't have cousins.

01:05But I heard that you have a 17-year-old boyfriend.

01:16No, I don't.

01:17How old is he?

01:18Is it my fault if he likes me?

01:22Is it his fault if he spends money on you?

01:24Or if he likes you?

01:26Because if he spends money, it's a lot.

01:28It's the same.

01:29It's the same.

01:30He likes you and he spends money on you.

01:32Why don't you kiss him?

01:33Hi, hello.

01:34Thank you very much.

01:35Thank you very much.

01:36Thank you.

01:37Because maybe it's just a gossip.

01:39Okay, next.

01:40Number two, please.

01:42Oh,

01:43it's a delight.

01:44Yes.

01:45She's smart.

01:46She's sure of what she's saying.

01:48Tecla has a question for you, my friend.

01:51Okay.

01:52Where do you gossip?

01:55Where do you hang out?

01:57At the store or at the cafeteria?

01:59Or at the gate of your neighbor's house?

02:01At the cafeteria.

02:02At the cafeteria.

02:03Why at the cafeteria?

02:05Is that a good topic to gossip about?

02:07Yes, because while we're gossiping, we're eating.

02:09We're eating.

02:10We're full.

02:11What's your favorite food to gossip about?

02:14Oh, my.

02:15Dinuguan.

02:16Dinuguan?

02:17Yes.

02:18Because it's good that it's blood.

02:21Oh, it's good that it's blood.

02:23Do you know why?

02:24Why?

02:25At the cafeteria.

02:26I don't know what time it is.

02:27I'm downstairs.

02:30What time is it?

02:31It's 5 a.m.

02:32I'm downstairs.

02:33It's 5 a.m. and you're already gossiping.

02:36It's too early.

02:37The sun hasn't risen yet.

02:38So that when the sun rises, they'll know the latest.

02:42Okay.

02:44Right?

02:45What's the worst thing you've gossiped about?

02:48Where did you fight?

02:50Oh, this.

02:52My son doesn't gossip.

02:57My son is not my husband's son.

03:01Yes.

03:02So you gossip about them.

03:03My question is, do you gossip about them?

03:05Yes.

03:06Are you stupid?

03:07Yes.

03:08Do you gossip about them?

03:09Are you stupid?

03:13Sorry.

03:14I thought you're my friend.

03:17I'll gossip about you first.

03:18Okay.

03:19I'll gossip about you.

03:20My son is not my husband's son.

03:23That's your son.

03:25He said that he drank at the bar.

03:30Don't tell me the story because I know the story of his life.

03:34Okay.

03:35What's the story of his life?

03:37The story about me is for him.

03:40It's upside down.

03:41Oh, it's reversed.

03:43There you go.

03:45Then?

03:46What's his name?

03:47Anon.

03:48Oh, Anon.

03:49What's his name?

03:52Look at that.

03:53Silent Arsha Kudapia.

03:56Wow.

03:58Wait a minute.

03:59We're different.

04:00We gossip about showbiz.

04:02It's still about you.

04:04Who's your crush?

04:05Showbiz personality.

04:07I like Papa P.

04:11Papa P.

04:12Who's Papa P?

04:13The elephant girl.

04:14Oh, my God.

04:15Don't you like Papa P?

04:17No, because I'm a pig.

04:20Do you have a message for him?

04:22Because he's watching us.

04:24Hello, Papa P.

04:25Oh, my God.

04:26I'll just show you.

04:28I don't know.

04:29I'll just lower my voice.

04:31Papa P.

04:32Oh, my God.

04:33She'll lower her voice.

04:35Thank you.

04:37In fairness, we know a lot of gossip.

04:39We learned a lot of gossip from our candidate.

04:42Right.

04:43It's not just gossip about her.

04:44It's also gossip about her opponent.

04:45Yes.

04:46Right?

04:47And that's where we met our candidates in Binibining Chismos.

04:51Oh, there's more.

04:52Sorry.

04:54Here it is.

04:55We have more gossips here in our Binibining Chismos.

05:00Number 3.

05:01Come here.

05:03There's more gold.

05:05This is rich.

05:06What else is gossip?

05:08Just gossip.

05:09Just gossip.

05:10What's written?

05:11There's a name.

05:12It's really Elaine.

05:15Elaine, we have a question for you.

05:17When you're gossiping,

05:19do you automatically tell others about it?

05:22Or do you keep it to yourself?

05:25I tell them right away.

05:26Right away?

05:27Why?

05:28Is it like us?

05:29When you eat something fresh,

05:30before it goes bad,

05:31you tell them?

05:32Yes, I tell them right away.

05:33I tell them right away.

05:34So that when they wake up,

05:37they already know what the news is.

05:41Oh.

05:42Speaking of news,

05:43I heard when you were young,

05:44you also had boyfriends.

05:46How many went through the heart

05:48of our Binibining Chismosa number 3?

05:51Just three.

05:52Just three.

05:54Just three.

05:55Can you tell us if you remember the names

05:58since you're a gossip?

06:01Kevin.

06:02Kevin.

06:04Dump.

06:05Dump.

06:06And Putt.

06:07Kevin, Dump, Putt?

06:09Yes.

06:10Kevin, Dump, Putt.

06:11You're fooling us.

06:13Where are Kevin, Dump, and Putt?

06:16They're not here anymore.

06:17They also left me.

06:18Oh, they left you.

06:19You don't have any connection with them?

06:21Communication?

06:22Putt is just there.

06:24But he's just chatting.

06:25Just chatting.

06:26Just chatting.

06:27He's still popular with you.

06:28Yes.

06:29How are you?

06:30Your nose is different from number 1.

06:33Yes.

06:34What kind of scene is that?

06:37It has a strong smell.

06:39Of gossip.

06:40Oh, in fairness.

06:42Just like my neighbor.

06:44Oh, he's already sharing his gossip.

06:46Later.

06:47Stop him first.

06:48Okay.

06:49What you should do first

06:50is to pop your pimple on the other side

06:53because he really wants to leave.

06:55Right?

06:56We have a last question.

06:57There.

06:58How much is it?

06:59Because a lot of people are watching on Facebook and YouTube.

07:01How much are your rollers?

07:04This?

07:05This is nice.

07:06And it's hard to put it on.

07:08And it looks durable.

07:09How much is it?

07:10You can hang it on your face sometimes

07:12so you can avoid it.

07:15It's cheap.

07:16How much is it?

07:1720.

07:1820.

07:1925.

07:2025.

07:21And you can order it as a gossip.

07:23You can.

07:24As long as there's a tube.

07:25Wow.

07:26Okay.

07:27This is the last one.

07:28So we can understand

07:29why most of the gossips

07:31always have pimples on their cheeks.

07:34Or rollers.

07:35Is that your trademark?

07:37Or is that a sign of a certified gossip?

07:40So we can understand.

07:41So when you go home,

07:42you'll know that it's a gossip.

07:44After the story,

07:45it's time for a cover face.

07:47That's what I thought.

07:50At least we can understand

07:51why they have pimples.

07:52Because when they get pimples,

07:54they have something to fight for.

07:57You'll be back there.

07:58Thank you for the gossips

08:00you prepared for us.

08:04Anytime.

08:05Anyone.

08:06Anyhow.

08:07Anywhere in the world.

08:08Everybody in the house.

08:09Click and subscribe now.

08:14You know.

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