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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kate back at it again hope you're doing well continue my
00:14journey my journey i ain't editing this shit ladies and gentlemen uh maybe i'm drunk who
00:22knows man i'll leave it to you guys to guess but uh yeah continue my journey of one foot in the
00:27grave alongside victor and margaret what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode
00:31i gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen go get your snacks because snacks is
00:36not included damn it you gotta bring your own don't forget to like comment subscribe free to do
00:40helps out the channel tremendously i don't know why but i got the giggles already so uh you know
00:45one foot in the grave don't disappoint me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:51but i'm not yet quite gone to see i may be over the hill now that i have retired
01:09fainting away but i'm not yet expired clapped out run down too old to save one foot in the grave
01:18lovely
01:40lovely
01:50love you
02:08Hello? Margaret, this is your mum speaking. I'm sorry I'm not here now, but that's because
02:34I'm somewhere else. I say I'm somewhere else. But I bet you'll both be up here soon, won't
02:42you? The pair of you. So I'll see you then. Hello? Hello, Mum. It's Wednesday about six
02:54o'clock. I'm just ringing to say that, all being well, we'll be up there Sunday afternoon
02:59about three, but I'll speak to you soon. Bye-bye. That flash. Any luck? How did it go? Yes, very
03:20well, surprisingly. See, the wild man of Borneo said another good day in the garden. Quicker
03:28using a trained lugworm at this rate. Well, who got him in? Not me. There was no necessity
03:33for it in the first place. There's ever a necessity with that bloody tree next door sucking all
03:37the moisture out of our garden like an elephant's trunk. Get his roots chopped off on our side,
03:44we might be able to grow something out there again. He's charged me for one guppy too many
03:50here. I know, I tell a lie, he hasn't. So, how did you get all at the Herald offices? Did
03:57you get that job on the packing bench or what? They're going to ring me up and let me know
04:01tomorrow and say I have to be sure I have to be in between nine and one. Oh, well, that
04:06sounds hopeful, isn't it? I hope you're going to have the decency to take the dead ones out
04:13first this time. Yes, I am. Where's the tea strainer? Oh, that'll do. Good grief. That's 127 of those
04:40things you've managed to kill off now. Jeez. I've never known anything like it since biblical
04:45times. You flattened 12 in one go when you dropped that rock in the tank. It's just teething
04:52troubles, that's all. I think I know what I'm doing wrong now. Fish have a better life expectancy
04:57in the co-op freezer than they do in that thing. Oh, and can we please not flush them down the
05:05toilet this time as half the bloody things come floating back up again? Yes. Oh, come on,
05:18bro. Disgusting. Oh, my God. Anyway, everything's under control now. I've just got a few more
05:32adjustments to make to this airflow and they'll be fine. By the way, I've told Mum this afternoon.
05:38She's believed to get the hang of that answering machine more now. I don't really know why you
05:42got one for her in the first place. You know she never goes far. She might go a bit further
05:46if she's stopped growing runner beans up a Zimmer frame. I said we'd pop up there Sunday afternoon.
05:54Batty it by the minute. Went over there the other week. She was slicing wax fruit onto her old brand.
06:01Says it keeps a regular. Keeps a regular? So does a stick of dynamite up your...
06:06I could hear them talking next door. Where's that glass?
06:11God, spare us. Here we go again.
06:15They're talking about us. I just caught the words,
06:18arsehole think he's playing at me.
06:22Now quiet. I wonder what's happening.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:29What if he fears the day is long?
06:32That's five lots of them he's brought home in the last week.
06:36Wouldn't be surprised if he's eating them on Ritz crackers.
06:39Am I going to get my spaghetti jar back again tonight or what?
06:43Hmm.
06:45Well, what with that and our friend Homo erectus out the back.
06:48You never know what you're going to see there next.
06:50Homo erectus?
06:51I imagine he must live in a cave quite nearby somewhere.
06:55Comes out for a few hours each day to lumber around Meldrew's garden with a shovel in his fist.
07:02Quite sure why.
07:04If you're talking about that workman next door,
07:06I think he looks cute.
07:10Cute?
07:11Never seen so much hair growing down someone's back in all my life.
07:15Blow dry his bottom every morning.
07:17If he damages that cherry tree,
07:21they'll be all hell to pay.
07:24Here you go.
07:25Come on.
07:29I wonder why he only eats cat food.
07:32Don't look at me.
07:33He's your baby substitute.
07:35What's that supposed to mean?
07:37Brought him for you.
07:39Yes.
07:40Of course you did.
07:41I wonder what the weather's going to be like.
07:47Oh!
07:55Yo!
07:57How's it hanging, Mr Meldrew?
07:58OK.
07:59Sorry I didn't get very far yesterday.
08:00I had a slight problem with the dehydration.
08:02Let's let it breathe.
08:03Have a night.
08:03Get some precipitation in your subsoil.
08:05And how is it this morning?
08:07Marv, marv, marv this morning.
08:08Here, look.
08:10Yielding straight away, that is.
08:11See it for yourself.
08:15That's that rocker dude, man.
08:17Olf, I think.
08:19Yeah.
08:21Let's get a bit more supper than usual.
08:23You see what I'm saying about your moisture content?
08:25Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:32Try keeping it on the plastic sheeting if you can, Mr Meldrew.
08:34Oh, right.
08:35Yeah, sorry.
08:40Shoot!
08:41All right, love queen!
08:45Is it a wonderful wicked morning or what?
08:47Hello.
08:48How are you today?
08:49As ever, darling, with a song in my heart and a tongue in my ear.
08:51Oh!
08:52It's me, I think.
08:55But that's hard work, digging down all that way with just a shovel.
08:59I tried it once with a pneumatic drill, but it kept giving me orgasms.
09:03Had to stop.
09:06What?
09:07Wait.
09:09What the bloody hell am I doing?
09:11I suppose to be a pain you to do this, for God's sake.
09:14There's this bloody way I'll get back in there and get on with it.
09:17Absolutely, Mr Meldrew.
09:19No problems.
09:20I'll be right on it.
09:21What is this?
09:33That's absolutely disgusting!
09:35I give my love to your mummy and thanks again.
09:51Now you be careful crossing the road both of you won't you. Bye-bye.
09:57Who was that? I thought you'd gone.
10:00I was just getting into the car when Mrs Aylesbury's children came running across with this.
10:04So they'd brought it back to us from Westford Ho as a present. Bless them.
10:09Oh, yes. The very thing I was about to add to my Christmas present list.
10:15A sack full of seaweed.
10:18Down to your new fish tank. Wasn't that thoughtful?
10:21Yes, very thoughtful. Loading half the North Atlantic into a rubbish bag.
10:26Barnacles and God knows what not in here.
10:29Oh, hang on. I think I can just see Hans and Lottie Haas down the bottom as well.
10:34Well, I've got to go. What time did they say they'd ring about that job?
10:37Before one, but that'll only be if I've got it.
10:39Oh, well. I'll keep my fingers crossed and I may ring you later. Bye-bye.
10:42Bye.
10:43Bye.
10:44Whoa.
10:58Oh, crazy.
11:02You're crazy.
11:12Yo, Mr. Melchior.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:32Quarter to bloody one.
11:37Ring, for God's sake, can't you?
11:45Well, that's that, then.
11:47Another one down this swanee.
11:50Must have needed my head examining to think they'd ring in the first place.
12:02What do I come up here for?
12:22Oh, no.
12:25I don't believe it.
12:27Come on, come on, come on.
12:35What do you mean bloody cups of coffee?
12:39Why did they bring up an elastic band?
12:42Come on, you bloody...
12:44Yes, hang on, just one more second.
12:47Oh, man.
12:48What a scene.
12:534291?
12:56What?
12:57No, they haven't.
13:02No, not yet.
13:05Yeah.
13:07Yeah, yeah.
13:08Will you please get off the phone in case they do?
13:11Yes, I'll talk to you later.
13:12Yes.
13:13Right, bye.
13:14Bye.
13:14Hey, boy.
13:29Come on.
13:32Hey, boy.
13:36Denzel?
13:38Hey, boy.
13:39Hey, boy.
13:47Oh, no.
13:49Oh, no.
13:52Oh, no.
13:53Yeah, Matt.
13:56Stop worrying.
14:00If he's going to run away from home, I'm sure he'd have left you a note.
14:05Perhaps I'll just take one more look in the airing cupboard.
14:10I'm just going to have to do it.
14:12I'm just going to have to do it.
14:14I'm just going to have to do it.
14:16I'm just going to have to do it.
14:18I'm just going to have to do it.
14:20I'll just take one more look in the airing cupboard.
14:32Oh, look at that.
14:34Why is it?
14:35Every time you spend half an hour trying to pick them apart,
14:38there's always a bloody two-page advert for Peugeot.
14:41I've completely wasted four seconds of my life doing that.
14:45I'm just going to have to do it.
14:48Oh, look at that.
14:50Oh, look at that.
14:52Oh, look at that.
14:54Oh, look at that.
14:56Oh, look at that.
14:58How did you come from?
15:00Turn it off.
15:02Really?
15:04Really?
15:08Yes, thank you very much.
15:10Three o'clock?
15:12Yes.
15:14Yes, thank you very much indeed.
15:20Well, who would have farted?
15:26Get your bloody nose out of that, Brendan!
15:32It's that new phone, man.
15:34Where's he got to this morning?
15:38I've done some fried mushrooms with this as well. Is that okay?
15:42I've done some fried mushrooms with this as well. Is that okay?
15:46That's fably fab, Mrs Meldew. Morning, Merrier.
15:50What the hell?
15:52By the way, I hope you didn't mind me opening a tin of token powder while I was up there.
15:54I hope you didn't mind me opening a tin of token powder while I was up there.
15:58I only am allergic to the Sainsbury's.
16:00You see how rough my skin gets?
16:02You see how rough my skin gets?
16:04Oh, yes, that's amazing.
16:06Oh, mama!
16:08Excuse me.
16:09Morning, Mr Meldew.
16:10How's it hanging?
16:12Never mind how it's hanging. What the hell's all this about? We open a seaside guest house here, have we now?
16:16Mr Kazanzi's water was cut off this morning.
16:18I don't imagine how it's hanging.
16:20I don't mind how it's hanging. What the hell's all this about? We open a seaside guest house here, have we now?
16:26Mr Kazanzi's water was cut off this morning. Well, I don't imagine you'd want to start the morning without having a bath or something to eat. I'll go and put some toast on for you. How would you like it?
16:38Like my women, golden, hot and covered in marmalade.
16:42Oh, it's quiet.
16:43Oh, it's quiet.
16:44It's quiet.
16:45It's quiet.
16:46It's quiet.
16:47It's quiet.
16:48It's quiet.
16:49It's quiet.
16:50It's quiet.
16:51It's quiet.
16:52It's quiet.
16:53It's quiet.
16:54It's quiet.
16:55It's quiet.
16:56It's quiet.
16:57It's quiet.
16:58It's quiet.
16:59It's quiet.
17:00It's quiet.
17:01It's quiet.
17:02I thought you said this was going to be one day's work out there.
17:04I hope I was Mr Meld. You'll be done by lunch time. Maximum. Thanks.
17:08Comfy?
17:09Lovely. Thanks.
17:10What the hell's this in a dog?
17:23You've ain't a dog.
17:24Stop it.
17:25Go, stop it.
17:26Sial with a loving kiss from Tina, Malin, and Trish.
17:35You could come around and get dirty in our garden any time.
17:38You could come round and get dirty.
17:40Oh, I don't know.
17:41School girls.
17:42What would you do with him?
17:43Wasn't he wonderful to be so popular?
17:46I know, I'll send him a 12-inch ruler as a measure of my affections.
17:52Yes, well, thank you very much indeed.
17:54When I want your breakfast at Hale and Peace, I'll let you know.
17:58You're still here?
18:00I thought you had to go to the bank this morning.
18:02And don't forget, you start work at three this afternoon.
18:05Right.
18:06Well, I'll just leave you both to it then.
18:10Bye-bye, Mr Miljo.
18:12Big-low vape!
18:16I wonder how they knew my size.
18:21Like the ladies, man.
18:23Bye-bye.
19:38Unbelievable.
19:39Two bloody hours just to see a sodding bank manager.
19:43Why does everything have to end up in such a rush?
19:47God's sake!
19:49God's sake, would you do spray these on this morning?
19:53Stop moaning and just pop!
19:55I am pulling!
19:56Let that bloody house go on in!
19:58Whoa!
19:59Mr. Melchior thought you was going to be out all day.
20:01So it went bloody well up here!
20:03I mean, what is this?
20:04A hostel for sex maniacs!
20:05I mean, why did you tell me?
20:07I had a contraceptive machine put in the downstairs toilet!
20:10Calm down!
20:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:13Calm down!
20:14It's Oprah.
20:15Do you really pick you up?
20:16Dial a nympho!
20:17Oh, you're quick!
20:18Oi!
20:19Oi!
20:20Oi!
20:21Oi!
20:22Oi!
20:23Oi!
20:24Oi!
20:25Oi!
20:26Oi!
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20:28Oi!
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20:30Oi!
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20:35Oi!
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20:38Oi!
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20:53Oi!
20:54Oi!
20:55Oi!
20:56Oi!
20:57What am I doing?
21:13Wall capering the spare bedroom.
21:15What the hell are you looking at that I'm doing?
21:18Not very much.
21:20What on earth happened?
21:23It wasn't my fault.
21:24I came home to find him groping some half-naked female on the floor.
21:29What was I supposed to think?
21:31Half-naked female? You don't mean his daughter.
21:34She dropped by to give him a hand just after you'd left.
21:36I said they could both use the bathroom to clear up when they'd finished.
21:39Oh, Victor.
21:43God, what have you done this time?
21:46Blow my nose.
21:48What?
21:48Stop standing there, witching it.
21:50Blow my nose. I think I'm going to sneeze.
21:54What are we going to do?
22:08What do you suggest we do?
22:10Spread some fertiliser around my neck and wait like a mum in the street?
22:13We are not going to stay like this forever, am I?
22:17I'm a bloody bore on the penalty spot.
22:21He's packed it rock hard all the Romanians.
22:22I'm going to have to start digging.
22:26Who's that?
22:27Oh, it's Patrick and Pippa.
22:29I'll get them to give me a hand.
22:30Don't you bloody dare.
22:32They can't see me like this.
22:35I'll never live it down.
22:36I don't know if...
22:39This is Melby.
22:45The very person.
22:46Patrick.
22:46Oh, hello.
22:48Have you both been out somewhere?
22:52Um, yes.
22:53Just up from the hospital, you know.
22:55To have a hermit crab surgically removed from my testicles.
22:58Well, I say hermit crab.
23:02It wasn't demonstrating much in the way of hermitude when it popped into my shorts earlier
23:06on for lunch.
23:08And fastened itself to my scrotum like a bulldog clip.
23:13How did this happen?
23:15I've only got myself to blame on that one, I'm afraid.
23:18The old, old story.
23:19I remembered to apply the sunscreen, but completely forgot to smear my groin with crab repellent.
23:25And inevitably, I paid the price.
23:29You've got crabs.
23:30The eyes look very red.
23:32Yes, well, they would do, wouldn't they?
23:34Come on.
23:36It makes you wonder where things like that come from, doesn't it?
23:39Doesn't it, Mrs. Meljew?
23:40Yes, doesn't it?
23:42Um, changing the subject altogether, how's Mr. Meljew getting on with his collection of
23:47exotic marine wildlife?
23:50Er, escaped specimens to report?
23:52Anything like that?
23:53No, no, I don't think so.
23:57Oh, um, I'm sorry, but I think that's my phone.
24:00Would you excuse me, please, both of you?
24:02Yes, Margaret, see you later.
24:04Come on, catch me from the door.
24:07Oh, shit.
24:14No, man.
24:15Afternoon.
24:30I, um, um, there was a bit of a mix-up with the work for now, actually.
24:36What's that?
24:39And, uh, what are the stupid things you do?
24:47Yes.
24:48Yes, I do indeed, Mr. Meljew.
24:50And, Patrick.
25:00Oh, God!
25:04I'm bloody marvellous.
25:10What am I going to tell you about the Herald?
25:13I'm sorry I never came in to work, but unfortunately I was buried under my neck in a heap of rotting...
25:17What is it now?
25:22Uh-oh.
25:23What's that?
25:24It was Mrs. Reynolds, who lives next door to Mum.
25:29Said she went round there this afternoon with her pension and found her dead in the armchair.
25:36Oh.
25:36Said they reckoned she'd been like that for five days, just sitting there, with her knitting in her lap.
25:54Telephone answering machine had been left on since Monday.
26:01Oh, God.
26:06Sorry.
26:11Yes.
26:14Well.
26:17You know, get your shovel.
26:23Just when you think you got it worse.
26:31Still not sure about that.
26:33It was all right at our place, but I'm not sure about ours.
26:36Grandparents, said one.
26:40I always remember as a child being scared stiff that if the pendulum stopped, it meant I was going to die.
26:47It used just to sit and stare at it for ours in case it suddenly stopped swinging.
26:52Like waiting for your heart to stop.
26:55And did it?
26:56Nope.
26:57Nope.
26:57And I'm still here.
27:00Well, we might as well keep this.
27:02You can always switch it on when you go to the loo.
27:04Hello?
27:05Hello?
27:06Hello?
27:07Margaret?
27:08This is your mum speaking.
27:10I'm sorry that I'm not here now.
27:12But that's because I'm somewhere else.
27:15I say I'm somewhere else.
27:18But I expect you'll both be up here soon, won't you?
27:22The pay-rave, you.
27:24So I'll see you then.
27:27Hello?
27:27Well, that's cheered me up new end, I must say.
27:37It's all right.
27:39Yes, I'll just go through that tomorrow, I think.
27:42Are you coming up?
27:45Yes, might as well.
27:46I'll just go through that tomorrow, I'll just go through that tomorrow.
28:16Uh-oh.
28:18Uh-oh.
28:24Not yet, you don't, Mickey.
28:29Let's get it.
28:30They say I might as well face the truth.
28:32Never a dull moment.
28:34But I'm just too wrong in the tooth.
28:37I started to deteriorate.
28:40Uh-oh, man, dude.
28:41And now I've lost my own sell-by date.
28:43Oh, I am not a spring chicken, it's true.
28:47Dope episode.
28:49Plenty of funny, outrageous moments here.
28:52And then a slice of reality, too, which we also really do enjoy.
28:56You know, when you have these kind of, you know, sad moments, these realness to it.
29:00I'm sure we all have gotten some sort of phone call in our life or we dread a moment like that.
29:05So, I really enjoy the realness to it.
29:08It stops the laughter for a minute and, you know, you go to reality a little bit.
29:14But, yeah, we're going to talk about it.
29:16And then we got that crazy dude, you know, from Ofa.
29:20I believe it was like that rocker dude, man.
29:21We're going to talk about it.
29:23Enjoyed his performance.
29:24Hold on a second.
29:25Thank you so much for hanging out.
29:26Ladies and gentlemen, this episode was crazy.
29:31Crazy good, but crazy at the same time.
29:34Like, you're just like, holy shit.
29:36There's a lot of incredibly, outrageously funny events that happen.
29:42It really is.
29:43There's no dull moment to me on this episode.
29:47I think there's going to be a lot of memorable moments that I will remember for quite some time.
29:52But, man, there's some, I just like, it's crazy how quickly, like life, you know, life hits you quickly sometimes.
30:01That they hit you with those moments that you're just like, damn, man.
30:05Like, I had that sinking feeling.
30:07I don't know about you all.
30:08But when you see the look of sadness, like almost shock in Margaret's, you know, when she's coming out after the phone call.
30:18You're like, yo, what's going on?
30:20You know, that's how I'm feeling at the moment and what's up, basically.
30:24And, dang, once she gives the news, and no matter how much of a bad day Victor has had, essentially his day has been shit.
30:34Ideally, his day has been pretty shit.
30:36It stops.
30:37And it's, I know it may not make any sense, but it's not as bad anymore hearing, you know, Margaret's news and stuff like that.
30:44So, I love the realness to it.
30:46I love a show that, this show does a very good job in, you know, making you laugh a ton and ton and ton.
30:53And, at the same time, making you sad a ton.
30:57You know, it just really hits you in the feels.
31:00And, I know some of you guys have mentioned a while back, it was a few of you guys, they don't comment as frequently.
31:10But, one comment resonated with me, at least, or just I remember it, excuse me, you know, that they can't watch this show as, you know, like, back to back, kind of.
31:22They have to process it because there's some deep shit going on in this show, man.
31:27And, so, yeah, that comment has stood out to me early on when we kind of first started this series.
31:34And, yeah, I mean, again, there's some deep shit going on in here.
31:38You know, you guys can also chime in how you feel about it.
31:40But, I like it because, you know, life is about all different types of emotions.
31:45Sure, we all want to be laughing, you know, 24-7.
31:48But, you know, there are things that make us sad or want to cry, you know, some others cry more easier than others and stuff like that.
31:56You know, it takes a lot.
31:57It takes a lot for me to hit those moments like that in life.
32:02It has to be something incredibly crazy.
32:04It would have to be like a moment like a Margaret kind of moment, a moment that we would all dread and something you don't want to hear.
32:10But it's very interesting with the phone call early on in the episode, how that line meant a little bit more, would mean more to me as well.
32:18Just hearing it, you know, hearing her voice, you know, the mom and, you know, the lifeline, you know, it kind of hits a little bit harder now, too.
32:29So, you know, you feel for Margaret in this scenario.
32:32They did pick up some stuff, you know, the pendulum and, you know, that scene there at the end.
32:37And, you know, again, it's a grim moment there, but just, bam, they hit you with another laugh to end that episode.
32:44So, again, fantastic writing, you know, fantastic execution.
32:49Now, let's dive in real quick.
32:52You know, you see fish.
32:53You got a lot of fish going on in this episode with, you know, Victor and his fish.
32:58We loved it.
32:59It was very interesting to hear how many fish he's essentially killed.
33:04It's not.
33:05I love the simple line.
33:06Listen, I have had fish, and I flush them down the toilet.
33:10And, yeah, sometimes some shits come back up.
33:12Like, surprise, a little second wind and shit, you know.
33:15So, I love that moment there.
33:17I really did enjoy the hail and pace line.
33:19Love it.
33:20That shit made me laugh.
33:22And, honestly, with the hairy back dude who, you know, was that rocker dude, you know, from OFA in one of the episodes.
33:32And he did a fantastic job.
33:35Sorry, I don't know his real life name or anything like that.
33:37But, um, he did a fantastic job, man.
33:39Like, he was a ladies' man.
33:42He was smooth, you know, smooth-talking ladies' man to Pippa.
33:48Pippa and him were a little bit close, a little too close, man.
33:53If I'm, you know, Patrick, man, you better watch his girl, man.
33:56This guy will steal, you know, this is Mr. Steal Your Chick.
34:00So, you better watch it.
34:02So, he was, his performance was enjoyable in the beginning before we even see this guy.
34:08I was wondering why the hell there was, like, a TV, you know, in the garden area there, man.
34:14But I was like, you know, I don't know, you know.
34:17I didn't grow up having a little garden in the back there.
34:20So, you know, maybe just chilling out, watching some TV.
34:23Maybe, Victor, you know, you can chill out.
34:25You know, I'm not thinking, I was thinking it was a little odd and shit.
34:28But it all made sense when we see the dude.
34:31But, again, that hairy ass back, oh, my God, that shit was disgusting, ladies and gentlemen.
34:35But his antics was crazy.
34:39You know, he fit right at home in Victor's home, man.
34:42That shit was killing me, man.
34:43I'm on Victor's side.
34:45I'm like, excuse my language and saying, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
34:48Why are you eating my food?
34:49And that robe is probably Victor's robe as well.
34:52What the fuck?
34:53What's going on here?
34:54And so he, Victor's reactions, perfectly, exactly what I would do.
35:01Let me know if you would have been exactly like Victor.
35:03Like, what the fuck is going on here?
35:05What the bloody hell is going on here?
35:08Because that's how I was in that moment there.
35:11But Margaret was fantastic.
35:13She really is such a fantastic character.
35:16I really enjoy her performances.
35:18So, the scene with the dude, you know, when he's pulling down the pants, I mean, honestly, I think anybody's jumping to conclusions.
35:28Obviously, Margaret is the only one that known that, you know, he has a daughter or whatever.
35:34But, I mean, like, I think that's an honest mistake.
35:36Obviously, you know, the lines that he was doing in, you know, was going extra from zero to 100 real quick.
35:43And that's what we love about Victor, man.
35:45When he just starts going on a ramp, man.
35:49I fucking love it, man.
35:50This guy is bringing me a lot of joy, man.
35:52It's crazy.
35:53For a show, you know, our older show is still, to me, again, obviously, you know, we may not know everything.
36:02But it's relevant to me, man.
36:05This shit is funny as hell, man.
36:06That's all I need, man.
36:07Does this guy make me laugh?
36:09Hell to the freaking yell.
36:10Some great-ass moments here.
36:12He got a new phone.
36:13I didn't know they got these new phones and shit.
36:15They got that dog phone.
36:17That's another brilliant scene right there.
36:19I really enjoyed the POV of the dog, you know, because I was worried for the dog going in a bag.
36:30You know, you knew that Victor threw out the algae, but you didn't know what else could be in there, you know what I mean?
36:39And then you see this little, the dog's got a little crab, man.
36:43Holy shit, was that funny as hell, man.
36:45And then, you know, he got his shorts and is creeping up into uncharted territory, territory that no guy wants the experience.
36:54It's bad enough that we get kicked in the nuts back in the day.
36:58Now you're going to get some crabs on the, you know, in those area there.
37:02So I thought that was funny as hell.
37:04And it couldn't have been to a funnier, you know, to Patrick.
37:07Like, I'm glad it happened to Patrick and not Victor.
37:10I would be so sad for Victor if it happened to him.
37:13Because, again, this guy, Victor, got so much bad shit.
37:16But I do like the kind of, like, standoff that these two guys got.
37:21They're so both very similar.
37:24You know, there's the age gap, but they really are very similar in their demeanor and shit.
37:29They both hate each other.
37:30But part of me thinks that they like each other as well.
37:33You know, it's like you got a rival, and then they slowly, you got the kind of, like, a respect system.
37:40I could be completely off topic or off the mark on it.
37:44But right now, that's how I feel in the moment there.
37:47Because, you know, they're both back-checking each other.
37:49You know, he went out to look.
37:51So is Patrick.
37:52Patrick's doing the same shit.
37:54They're putting the ear on.
37:55They're so similar.
37:56Again, age gap don't matter in their age.
37:59They're still doing some silly-ass antics.
38:01And I'm all for it, man.
38:03I like Patrick and Pippa here.
38:08You know, and, you know, again, there's some grim moments because, too, like, you know, the guy got the dog for her, really.
38:15But she's not really vibing with that.
38:17You know, she already had badass news and stuff like that.
38:20And it's not really helping her.
38:23So grim moment kind of there, you know, with her response, you know, when she was talking.
38:28And then, obviously, the funny-as-hell scene, real quick.
38:32With Victor getting buried.
38:34When, you know, he had the freaking headlock on him and shit.
38:37And he was like, get the door.
38:39Get the door to his daughter.
38:41You knew you'd dig the hole there, man.
38:43Man, that scene was classic.
38:45I think that is going to be one of the memorable scenes here.
38:48The dog phone and crabs.
38:51Those are some three highlights there, too.
38:52But you can also say it's a memorable moment, too, with the ending bit with Margaret on the phone call.
38:57Because, again, you had a phone call that she was calling early on.
39:01And, you know, the end result of it that, man, that was like, boom.
39:06Oh, my God.
39:07Just got kicked in the gut.
39:08You know, kicked in.
39:09You know, you're just hurting right there.
39:11So I just am blown away episode to episode.
39:14I think there's just so many great moments.
39:16A lot of fun-filled adventures that, man, I just need to see more.
39:22So I'm just glad to be watching One Foot in the Grave.
39:25Victor is amazing.
39:25Margaret's amazing.
39:27Again, the, oh, real quick, too.
39:29With this guy doing that chainsaw shit, that shit was bonkers, man.
39:33You know, this guy could have his own sideshow.
39:36Some shit you would probably see, like, in a circus or some shit.
39:39But, man, was this a good episode?
39:41I hope you enjoyed it.
39:43This is only series four, episode one.
39:46That means I'm in for a treat.
39:48So looking forward to seeing more.
39:49Thank you guys for hanging out.
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