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  • 5/18/2025
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00:00What else?
00:03I'm sorry?
00:05Cooksy? Cookie?
00:09Corella?
00:11Metal cookie?
00:12Forbidden cookie?
00:14It's a ring cookie.
00:16Cooker ring.
00:19Opener and ring at the same time.
00:24Cookie.
00:26And...
00:27Why?
00:28I don't know.
00:29Why?
00:30Maybe I can't handle what I'm doing right now.
00:33I think we should stop asking the question.
00:37We don't need to know.
00:39Let's just accept our fate.
00:40Let's just accept our fate.
00:42This is just happening.
00:44But...
00:45Why?
00:47Alright, it's cute.
00:51Holy moly.
00:53Holy moly, holy.
00:54Holy moly, it's a...
00:59Excuse me.
01:00We're making long...
01:01Long...
01:02Nails?
01:03Nails, I guess, yeah.
01:04Nails.
01:05Yeah, but they are...
01:06But they're bad nails.
01:07They're horrible nails.
01:08They're not gonna hold anything.
01:09That's true.
01:11Tin fork?
01:12Tin fork?
01:14Why?
01:15I don't know.
01:17Alright, so...
01:18I'm sure for them, right?
01:20Yeah.
01:21I don't know.
01:22Anyway.
01:23Alright, now we got a spoon.
01:24Spoon, okay.
01:25Cool.
01:26Okay, you got the fork and...
01:28Guys!
01:29Okay, you take the reins here.
01:31What is happening?
01:34Okay, another motive for what?
01:36Okay, beat it.
01:38Destroy it!
01:39Just beat it!
01:40Yeah.
01:41Okay, so we got...
01:42A full hand.
01:43Again.
01:44Which is...
01:45Well...
01:46With this empty...
01:47Space around, I feel sick.
01:48What do you remember?
01:49I feel sick!
01:50Yeah.
01:51I feel sick, exactly.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Oh, it's a toothbrush.
01:55Uh...
01:56Uh-huh.
01:59Yeah.
02:00At least your teeth...
02:01Are...
02:02Clean.
02:03Right?
02:04Why are you welding a bottle to a piece of metal?
02:07What's the purpose?
02:08I don't know what's the purpose, but...
02:09I didn't even know you could do that.
02:11Uh...
02:12You can do it.
02:13It works and we tested it with the boots recently.
02:15Wow.
02:16So it works, but the purpose is still unclear for us.
02:19Unclears.
02:20Okay.
02:21Yeah.
02:22This is a nice spanner that looks a little inconvenient and heavy.
02:25Yeah.
02:26And we tested this as well, by the way.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Yeah.
02:30It's kind of...
02:31I mean...
02:32You don't like your hammer?
02:33You don't like your pliers?
02:34Well, now you have...
02:35Ham pliers!
02:36Plammer!
02:37That's...
02:38I don't know.
02:39That's like the scariest dad ever.
02:42Yeah.
02:43It's like, dad, do you have any tools?
02:44Yeah, let me just get my plammer.
02:45My...
02:46What?
02:47My plammer.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Dad, why don't you have anything normal?
02:51Why don't you have just normal tools?
02:52He's like, no, let me just get my...
02:54They're too boring.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Let me get my drill driver.
02:58What?
02:59Alright.
03:00Okay.
03:01Okay.
03:02Uh...
03:03Is it...
03:04Okay.
03:05Hmm.
03:06It's a nice little weed whacker.
03:09Not too bad.
03:10Whack those weeds.
03:11But be careful with this.
03:12Definitely be careful.
03:13They should make a shield or something.
03:15Shield and also the zip ties can go round because we tested this.
03:19And it got to work, but you know, but not for the long time.
03:23Yeah.
03:24It's kind of the zip ties broke after...
03:26So we need something stronger.
03:27Yeah.
03:28But if they will fly away, it could be painful.
03:31Now we have a nice little...
03:32Okay.
03:33Cutty saw thingy.
03:34Cutty saw.
03:35Hmm.
03:36Alright.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Didn't do that perfectly, but it's alright.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Not too bad.
03:41Okay.
03:42Your cable.
03:43Your cable.
03:44Your cable now is on you.
03:47Alright.
03:48So we have...
03:50Ooh, that's nice.
03:51That's a nice turn.
03:52Okay.
03:53Wow.
03:54Hmm.
03:55That's ugly.
03:56They did a horrible job welding that though.
03:58It looks pretty ugly.
03:59It looks like a nail remover.
04:02You know.
04:03Oh yeah.
04:04True.
04:05Yeah.
04:06And making a little handle for it.
04:08And the hammer as well.
04:09What are we gonna do?
04:10We gonna hammer in the nail.
04:13Tiny itty bitty hammer with a nail remover.
04:16Yeah.
04:17For those very rare circumstances.
04:19It's gotta be done.
04:20Okay.
04:21Oh.
04:22Cut off your wire.
04:23That's cool.
04:24It looks like a big machine though.
04:25Like that you need.
04:26And it doesn't look very adjustable to the size.
04:28So.
04:29One specific wire.
04:30Make a whole machine for one wire.
04:33You know.
04:34If you do it on the old time, you know.
04:36Yeah.
04:37If you have the same sized wire all the time, then yeah.
04:39But.
04:40If you're a handyman.
04:41You're not likely to have.
04:42Why do we have a banana?
04:43Well.
04:44Why do we have bananas?
04:45Sorry.
04:46I mean.
04:47It's making me hungry.
04:48Sorry.
04:49Just totally distracted.
04:50Oh wow.
04:51Now it's banana cake and I'm even hungrier.
04:52I want to put everything in my mouth.
04:53In the video.
04:54I mean.
04:55A bit of bananas.
04:56What is this banana for?
04:57I mean.
04:58As a mold of what?
05:00I have no idea.
05:01I have no idea.
05:02Why are you.
05:03What is happening?
05:04I don't know.
05:05It's like.
05:06He's just bored and he was like.
05:07I have too much for lunch.
05:08I guess.
05:09I'll use this banana to make a mold of.
05:10Something.
05:11Okay.
05:12Get rid of these things.
05:13Why are you drilling into the mold?
05:14Okay.
05:15They gonna pour some metal for sure inside.
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:18That metal which they have.
05:19I have to go.
05:20Many questions.
05:21How many exactly?
05:22Seven.
05:23Seven.
05:24Okay.
05:25Question one.
05:26What's the meaning of that?
05:27Question two.
05:28Anatomically.
05:29When we're talking about like.
05:30My left arm.
05:31Is it like.
05:32Is it like.
05:33That's right.
05:34That's right.
05:35That's right.
05:36That's right.
05:37That's right.
05:38That's right.
05:39That's right.
05:40That's right.
05:41That's right.
05:42That's right.
05:43That's right.
05:44That's right.
05:45That's right.
05:46My left arm.
05:47Is it my left arm.
05:48From my perspective.
05:49Or my left arm.
05:50From your perspective.
05:51If you're like a biologist.
05:52Looking at a book.
05:53And you see a human.
05:54And he's facing you.
05:55Are you saying.
05:56The left arm.
05:57Is his left arm.
05:58Or your left arm.
05:59I think.
06:00Your arm.
06:01Yeah.
06:02That's.
06:03You're looking at it in the future right?
06:04Next question.
06:05Yeah.
06:07I'm gonna take it back from the question.
06:09So we're making a metal banana.
06:10Metal banana.
06:11It's what you need to face right?
06:13Yep.
06:14I don't know.
06:15It doesn't look edible enough.
06:16Depends on the metal I guess.
06:17At least you can.
06:18Alright.
06:19I'm sorry.
06:20It's kinda weird.
06:21Looks very strange.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Okay.
06:24We're painting the banana.
06:25Making it look like banana.
06:26We're gonna fool a guy so bad.
06:27He's gonna pick it up thinking it's a banana.
06:28Probably me.
06:29Bite into it and it's gonna break all his teeth.
06:30Okay.
06:31Alright.
06:32Burning that.
06:33Nice.
06:34Wood oil.
06:35Wood oil.
06:36Wood oil.
06:37Oil.
06:38Wood oil.
06:39I don't know.
06:40Oh it's a hammer.
06:41Oh my gosh it's a hammer.
06:42No.
06:43It's a hammer.
06:44No.
06:45It's a hammer.
06:46No.
06:47It's not an excuse.
06:48It's an ugly thing and a weird thing.
06:49But it's fun.
06:50We should make an.
06:51Excellent.
06:52Okay.
06:53Not too bad.
06:54Wow.
06:55This is how to ruin your choice.
06:56It's a little bit of oil.
06:57Oil.
06:58Would it be oil?
06:59I don't know.
07:00Oh my gosh it's a hammer.
07:01No.
07:02Five minute crap you're making me crazy.
07:03You're making me go insane.
07:04It's kind of fun actually.
07:05No.
07:06But it's.
07:07Don't make excuses for them.
07:08No excuses for them.
07:09Don't make excuses for them.
07:10It's not an excuse.
07:11It's an ugly thing and a weird thing.
07:14But it's fun.
07:15We should make an.
07:16Excellent.
07:17Okay.
07:18This is how to ruin your tools to make less useful tools.
07:23But they didn't ruin.
07:25Have too many tools?
07:26No problem.
07:27Five minute craps has your back.
07:29We got you covered buddy.
07:32Hey do you like.
07:33Do you like making good life choices?
07:35No.
07:36No.
07:37No.
07:38No.
07:39Watch five minute craps.
07:40Make life choices.
07:42They're not good.
07:43They're just life choices.
07:46You have life.
07:47You're alive.
07:48You're alive.
07:49And you make choices.
07:50And those are five minute craps.
07:51That's cool.
07:52Kinda.
07:53It's also.
07:54Yeah.
07:55It's a waste of stuff.
07:56But you know.
07:57It's fun.
07:58What else?
07:59Um.
08:00I'm sorry.
08:01What?
08:02Oh.
08:03Oh.
08:04Okay.
08:05I guess.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Sometimes it could happen.
08:08It's like a very rare circumstance.
08:10Oh boy.
08:11Apple hammer.
08:12Yes.
08:13Oh boy.
08:14Apple hammer.
08:15Yes.
08:16Ew.
08:17No.
08:18Why are we doing this?
08:19Tell me why are we doing this?
08:20I think it's a holder for your drill bits.
08:23Oh.
08:24That's so cringe.
08:25That would be a good.
08:26Oh.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Wow.
08:29Right?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Pretty cool.
08:32Magnetic kinetic sand.
08:33How are you gonna take it out?
08:35Ever.
08:36That hand is mine now.
08:39Tin.
08:40What?
08:41Whoa.
08:42We're making a metal hand.
08:43Uh huh.
08:44This is like.
08:45This reminds me of um.
08:46Terminator.
08:47Uh huh.
08:48Oh.
08:49A hammer.
08:50A hammer.
08:51A hammer.
08:52A hammer.
08:53Nice.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Dude.
08:56For some reason to drive it in your bolts.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Dude.
09:00For some reason to drive it in your bolts.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Exactly.
09:04Have you never wanted to hit a nail with just your hand before?
09:06I've been like.
09:07How can I make that happen?
09:09And now we're having a cactus brush.
09:15Why?
09:16Why would you even?
09:18That.
09:19Why would you even?
09:20What is happening?
09:21This whole video is why would you even?
09:23Uh.
09:24If you can.
09:25Wow.
09:26What a waste of blood.
09:27But now she has peas in her necklace.
09:29Yep.
09:30Forever.
09:31Yeah.
09:32You can use the obese words.
09:33Yeah.
09:34Or obese would be better.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Cause we did it.
09:37Some connection.
09:38We did it.
09:39Watch that video.
09:40Right now.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Except after you watch this video.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Powder.
09:45Uh huh.
09:46Alright.
09:47That was a little aggressive.
09:49Now.
09:54And this is the polar face.
09:56Uh.
09:57Which looks scary.
09:58Oh my gosh.
09:59No.
10:00Never.
10:01Never.
10:02If you meet anyone that has this on.
10:03Run and fast.
10:04Run away.
10:05Run away.

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