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Banana Becomes a Hammer?! Is This the Weirdest Craft Ever?
Archie 5
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5/18/2025
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Creativity
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00:00
What else?
00:03
I'm sorry?
00:05
Cooksy? Cookie?
00:09
Corella?
00:11
Metal cookie?
00:12
Forbidden cookie?
00:14
It's a ring cookie.
00:16
Cooker ring.
00:19
Opener and ring at the same time.
00:24
Cookie.
00:26
And...
00:27
Why?
00:28
I don't know.
00:29
Why?
00:30
Maybe I can't handle what I'm doing right now.
00:33
I think we should stop asking the question.
00:37
We don't need to know.
00:39
Let's just accept our fate.
00:40
Let's just accept our fate.
00:42
This is just happening.
00:44
But...
00:45
Why?
00:47
Alright, it's cute.
00:51
Holy moly.
00:53
Holy moly, holy.
00:54
Holy moly, it's a...
00:59
Excuse me.
01:00
We're making long...
01:01
Long...
01:02
Nails?
01:03
Nails, I guess, yeah.
01:04
Nails.
01:05
Yeah, but they are...
01:06
But they're bad nails.
01:07
They're horrible nails.
01:08
They're not gonna hold anything.
01:09
That's true.
01:11
Tin fork?
01:12
Tin fork?
01:14
Why?
01:15
I don't know.
01:17
Alright, so...
01:18
I'm sure for them, right?
01:20
Yeah.
01:21
I don't know.
01:22
Anyway.
01:23
Alright, now we got a spoon.
01:24
Spoon, okay.
01:25
Cool.
01:26
Okay, you got the fork and...
01:28
Guys!
01:29
Okay, you take the reins here.
01:31
What is happening?
01:34
Okay, another motive for what?
01:36
Okay, beat it.
01:38
Destroy it!
01:39
Just beat it!
01:40
Yeah.
01:41
Okay, so we got...
01:42
A full hand.
01:43
Again.
01:44
Which is...
01:45
Well...
01:46
With this empty...
01:47
Space around, I feel sick.
01:48
What do you remember?
01:49
I feel sick!
01:50
Yeah.
01:51
I feel sick, exactly.
01:52
Yeah.
01:53
Oh, it's a toothbrush.
01:55
Uh...
01:56
Uh-huh.
01:59
Yeah.
02:00
At least your teeth...
02:01
Are...
02:02
Clean.
02:03
Right?
02:04
Why are you welding a bottle to a piece of metal?
02:07
What's the purpose?
02:08
I don't know what's the purpose, but...
02:09
I didn't even know you could do that.
02:11
Uh...
02:12
You can do it.
02:13
It works and we tested it with the boots recently.
02:15
Wow.
02:16
So it works, but the purpose is still unclear for us.
02:19
Unclears.
02:20
Okay.
02:21
Yeah.
02:22
This is a nice spanner that looks a little inconvenient and heavy.
02:25
Yeah.
02:26
And we tested this as well, by the way.
02:28
Yeah.
02:29
Yeah.
02:30
It's kind of...
02:31
I mean...
02:32
You don't like your hammer?
02:33
You don't like your pliers?
02:34
Well, now you have...
02:35
Ham pliers!
02:36
Plammer!
02:37
That's...
02:38
I don't know.
02:39
That's like the scariest dad ever.
02:42
Yeah.
02:43
It's like, dad, do you have any tools?
02:44
Yeah, let me just get my plammer.
02:45
My...
02:46
What?
02:47
My plammer.
02:48
Yeah.
02:49
Dad, why don't you have anything normal?
02:51
Why don't you have just normal tools?
02:52
He's like, no, let me just get my...
02:54
They're too boring.
02:56
Yeah.
02:57
Let me get my drill driver.
02:58
What?
02:59
Alright.
03:00
Okay.
03:01
Okay.
03:02
Uh...
03:03
Is it...
03:04
Okay.
03:05
Hmm.
03:06
It's a nice little weed whacker.
03:09
Not too bad.
03:10
Whack those weeds.
03:11
But be careful with this.
03:12
Definitely be careful.
03:13
They should make a shield or something.
03:15
Shield and also the zip ties can go round because we tested this.
03:19
And it got to work, but you know, but not for the long time.
03:23
Yeah.
03:24
It's kind of the zip ties broke after...
03:26
So we need something stronger.
03:27
Yeah.
03:28
But if they will fly away, it could be painful.
03:31
Now we have a nice little...
03:32
Okay.
03:33
Cutty saw thingy.
03:34
Cutty saw.
03:35
Hmm.
03:36
Alright.
03:37
Yeah.
03:38
Didn't do that perfectly, but it's alright.
03:39
Yeah.
03:40
Not too bad.
03:41
Okay.
03:42
Your cable.
03:43
Your cable.
03:44
Your cable now is on you.
03:47
Alright.
03:48
So we have...
03:50
Ooh, that's nice.
03:51
That's a nice turn.
03:52
Okay.
03:53
Wow.
03:54
Hmm.
03:55
That's ugly.
03:56
They did a horrible job welding that though.
03:58
It looks pretty ugly.
03:59
It looks like a nail remover.
04:02
You know.
04:03
Oh yeah.
04:04
True.
04:05
Yeah.
04:06
And making a little handle for it.
04:08
And the hammer as well.
04:09
What are we gonna do?
04:10
We gonna hammer in the nail.
04:13
Tiny itty bitty hammer with a nail remover.
04:16
Yeah.
04:17
For those very rare circumstances.
04:19
It's gotta be done.
04:20
Okay.
04:21
Oh.
04:22
Cut off your wire.
04:23
That's cool.
04:24
It looks like a big machine though.
04:25
Like that you need.
04:26
And it doesn't look very adjustable to the size.
04:28
So.
04:29
One specific wire.
04:30
Make a whole machine for one wire.
04:33
You know.
04:34
If you do it on the old time, you know.
04:36
Yeah.
04:37
If you have the same sized wire all the time, then yeah.
04:39
But.
04:40
If you're a handyman.
04:41
You're not likely to have.
04:42
Why do we have a banana?
04:43
Well.
04:44
Why do we have bananas?
04:45
Sorry.
04:46
I mean.
04:47
It's making me hungry.
04:48
Sorry.
04:49
Just totally distracted.
04:50
Oh wow.
04:51
Now it's banana cake and I'm even hungrier.
04:52
I want to put everything in my mouth.
04:53
In the video.
04:54
I mean.
04:55
A bit of bananas.
04:56
What is this banana for?
04:57
I mean.
04:58
As a mold of what?
05:00
I have no idea.
05:01
I have no idea.
05:02
Why are you.
05:03
What is happening?
05:04
I don't know.
05:05
It's like.
05:06
He's just bored and he was like.
05:07
I have too much for lunch.
05:08
I guess.
05:09
I'll use this banana to make a mold of.
05:10
Something.
05:11
Okay.
05:12
Get rid of these things.
05:13
Why are you drilling into the mold?
05:14
Okay.
05:15
They gonna pour some metal for sure inside.
05:17
Mm-hmm.
05:18
That metal which they have.
05:19
I have to go.
05:20
Many questions.
05:21
How many exactly?
05:22
Seven.
05:23
Seven.
05:24
Okay.
05:25
Question one.
05:26
What's the meaning of that?
05:27
Question two.
05:28
Anatomically.
05:29
When we're talking about like.
05:30
My left arm.
05:31
Is it like.
05:32
Is it like.
05:33
That's right.
05:34
That's right.
05:35
That's right.
05:36
That's right.
05:37
That's right.
05:38
That's right.
05:39
That's right.
05:40
That's right.
05:41
That's right.
05:42
That's right.
05:43
That's right.
05:44
That's right.
05:45
That's right.
05:46
My left arm.
05:47
Is it my left arm.
05:48
From my perspective.
05:49
Or my left arm.
05:50
From your perspective.
05:51
If you're like a biologist.
05:52
Looking at a book.
05:53
And you see a human.
05:54
And he's facing you.
05:55
Are you saying.
05:56
The left arm.
05:57
Is his left arm.
05:58
Or your left arm.
05:59
I think.
06:00
Your arm.
06:01
Yeah.
06:02
That's.
06:03
You're looking at it in the future right?
06:04
Next question.
06:05
Yeah.
06:07
I'm gonna take it back from the question.
06:09
So we're making a metal banana.
06:10
Metal banana.
06:11
It's what you need to face right?
06:13
Yep.
06:14
I don't know.
06:15
It doesn't look edible enough.
06:16
Depends on the metal I guess.
06:17
At least you can.
06:18
Alright.
06:19
I'm sorry.
06:20
It's kinda weird.
06:21
Looks very strange.
06:22
Yeah.
06:23
Okay.
06:24
We're painting the banana.
06:25
Making it look like banana.
06:26
We're gonna fool a guy so bad.
06:27
He's gonna pick it up thinking it's a banana.
06:28
Probably me.
06:29
Bite into it and it's gonna break all his teeth.
06:30
Okay.
06:31
Alright.
06:32
Burning that.
06:33
Nice.
06:34
Wood oil.
06:35
Wood oil.
06:36
Wood oil.
06:37
Oil.
06:38
Wood oil.
06:39
I don't know.
06:40
Oh it's a hammer.
06:41
Oh my gosh it's a hammer.
06:42
No.
06:43
It's a hammer.
06:44
No.
06:45
It's a hammer.
06:46
No.
06:47
It's not an excuse.
06:48
It's an ugly thing and a weird thing.
06:49
But it's fun.
06:50
We should make an.
06:51
Excellent.
06:52
Okay.
06:53
Not too bad.
06:54
Wow.
06:55
This is how to ruin your choice.
06:56
It's a little bit of oil.
06:57
Oil.
06:58
Would it be oil?
06:59
I don't know.
07:00
Oh my gosh it's a hammer.
07:01
No.
07:02
Five minute crap you're making me crazy.
07:03
You're making me go insane.
07:04
It's kind of fun actually.
07:05
No.
07:06
But it's.
07:07
Don't make excuses for them.
07:08
No excuses for them.
07:09
Don't make excuses for them.
07:10
It's not an excuse.
07:11
It's an ugly thing and a weird thing.
07:14
But it's fun.
07:15
We should make an.
07:16
Excellent.
07:17
Okay.
07:18
This is how to ruin your tools to make less useful tools.
07:23
But they didn't ruin.
07:25
Have too many tools?
07:26
No problem.
07:27
Five minute craps has your back.
07:29
We got you covered buddy.
07:32
Hey do you like.
07:33
Do you like making good life choices?
07:35
No.
07:36
No.
07:37
No.
07:38
No.
07:39
Watch five minute craps.
07:40
Make life choices.
07:42
They're not good.
07:43
They're just life choices.
07:46
You have life.
07:47
You're alive.
07:48
You're alive.
07:49
And you make choices.
07:50
And those are five minute craps.
07:51
That's cool.
07:52
Kinda.
07:53
It's also.
07:54
Yeah.
07:55
It's a waste of stuff.
07:56
But you know.
07:57
It's fun.
07:58
What else?
07:59
Um.
08:00
I'm sorry.
08:01
What?
08:02
Oh.
08:03
Oh.
08:04
Okay.
08:05
I guess.
08:06
Yeah.
08:07
Sometimes it could happen.
08:08
It's like a very rare circumstance.
08:10
Oh boy.
08:11
Apple hammer.
08:12
Yes.
08:13
Oh boy.
08:14
Apple hammer.
08:15
Yes.
08:16
Ew.
08:17
No.
08:18
Why are we doing this?
08:19
Tell me why are we doing this?
08:20
I think it's a holder for your drill bits.
08:23
Oh.
08:24
That's so cringe.
08:25
That would be a good.
08:26
Oh.
08:27
Yeah.
08:28
Wow.
08:29
Right?
08:30
Yeah.
08:31
Pretty cool.
08:32
Magnetic kinetic sand.
08:33
How are you gonna take it out?
08:35
Ever.
08:36
That hand is mine now.
08:39
Tin.
08:40
What?
08:41
Whoa.
08:42
We're making a metal hand.
08:43
Uh huh.
08:44
This is like.
08:45
This reminds me of um.
08:46
Terminator.
08:47
Uh huh.
08:48
Oh.
08:49
A hammer.
08:50
A hammer.
08:51
A hammer.
08:52
A hammer.
08:53
Nice.
08:54
Yeah.
08:55
Dude.
08:56
For some reason to drive it in your bolts.
08:58
Yeah.
08:59
Dude.
09:00
For some reason to drive it in your bolts.
09:02
Yeah.
09:03
Exactly.
09:04
Have you never wanted to hit a nail with just your hand before?
09:06
I've been like.
09:07
How can I make that happen?
09:09
And now we're having a cactus brush.
09:15
Why?
09:16
Why would you even?
09:18
That.
09:19
Why would you even?
09:20
What is happening?
09:21
This whole video is why would you even?
09:23
Uh.
09:24
If you can.
09:25
Wow.
09:26
What a waste of blood.
09:27
But now she has peas in her necklace.
09:29
Yep.
09:30
Forever.
09:31
Yeah.
09:32
You can use the obese words.
09:33
Yeah.
09:34
Or obese would be better.
09:35
Yeah.
09:36
Cause we did it.
09:37
Some connection.
09:38
We did it.
09:39
Watch that video.
09:40
Right now.
09:41
Yeah.
09:42
Except after you watch this video.
09:43
Yeah.
09:44
Powder.
09:45
Uh huh.
09:46
Alright.
09:47
That was a little aggressive.
09:49
Now.
09:54
And this is the polar face.
09:56
Uh.
09:57
Which looks scary.
09:58
Oh my gosh.
09:59
No.
10:00
Never.
10:01
Never.
10:02
If you meet anyone that has this on.
10:03
Run and fast.
10:04
Run away.
10:05
Run away.
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