Random Southern Movie Reviews

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Dave picked a strange movie to watch when he was sick and while discussing his choice, a listener called in with a random movie review of her own.

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00:00I was so sick one day, I ended up watching like every movie I could find, and I'm including

00:09Victoria and Abdul, the story of Queen Victoria falling in love with an Indian servant.

00:15What?

00:16Abdul.

00:17What?

00:18Did you watch?

00:19Victoria and Abdul.

00:20Every once in a while, Dave will just watch something if a guy's name is Abdul in it.

00:24I just can't even believe that the cover of that grabbed you, because it looks like somebody

00:28named Victoria and Abdul just walking, just walking through a garden.

00:32Yeah, that's what I watched.

00:33Most people just watch the SVU marathon.

00:37Judi Dench.

00:38Dame Judi Dench.

00:39Movie.

00:40It was about the Queen falling in love.

00:42Was it good?

00:44It was interesting.

00:45Yeah?

00:45I was also highly medicated, so I'm not sure.

00:49You went through every movie that you ended up...

00:51Did he put it to her?

00:53Did he nail her?

00:54I'm not going to give anything away.

00:56I don't want to give any spoilers.

00:57I'm going to say no.

00:58Not that any of our audience is going to watch Victoria and Abdul.

01:01No, I don't think so.

01:02I don't think I'll ever watch it.

01:03No, you shouldn't.

01:04No, I definitely won't ever watch it.

01:05I bet you did it to her.

01:06It's hilarious that you don't want to spoil that movie.

01:09You'll spoil every big movie that comes out that all of us are listening to.

01:13But this one, Victoria and Abdul, no way.

01:16No spoilers here.

01:17Just tell us what happened.

01:19Nobody will ever watch this movie.

01:22Yeah, there is an interesting fella, isn't he?

01:24Yeah, he is.

01:25He's like, you know what?

01:26It has historical context.

01:29Like, we can all probably just do a Google it.

01:32I mean, it's a real life thing, right?

01:34Right.

01:34It's not make-believe.

01:35I just have been as high as a person can be.

01:37And I've seen, I've had the option of clicking, okay, let's watch this Victoria and Abdul.

01:43I saw Victoria and Abdul available.

01:46I would never watch it, I don't think.

01:47I wasn't high enough to ever click on that.

01:50No, no.

01:50And you were super high.

01:51And Dave did.

01:53He did.

01:54He did.

01:54Took to the whole thing.

01:55Dave's watching Victoria and Abdul.

01:57It's at a crucial part.

01:59Abdul's about to nail Dame Judi Dench.

02:01Yeah, we had sex and you're like, I can't, I don't want to give anything away.

02:06That is funny.

02:07Dave will say stuff about Thor.

02:08Oh, yeah, exactly.

02:09He'll give away the ending of like any of the Marvel movies.

02:13Of any.

02:14He gave away verbatim the ending of Split.

02:17The exact ending.

02:20I didn't realize it until I saw a movie after he had given the ending away.

02:23I was like, Dave revealed this exact ending right here.

02:26Not intentionally.

02:27I know, I know.

02:28I never do it intentionally.

02:30It's always a mistake.

02:31Split was a bad one because it was literally like you described the exact ending, like verbatim,

02:36like shot for shot.

02:37What happened to Abdul?

02:39Well, you have to wait and wait at least.

02:41He won't let anything slip.

02:43I'm trying to get him to tell me something.

02:45I will say this.

02:45Spoiler.

02:46He had horrible gonorrhea.

02:48What?

02:50Oh, my God.

02:51He got around.

02:52That's the first thing you said that makes me want to watch Victoria and Abdul.

02:58Oh, my God.

03:00Gonorrhea.

03:01Gonorrhea.

03:02Horrible gonorrhea.

03:03Really?

03:04Yeah.

03:04Horrible gonorrhea.

03:06Dave, you could have binged a whole TV show.

03:08That's good.

03:09I know I could have.

03:10There's so many things that you could have watched.

03:11I know.

03:12I don't.

03:12I make some bad choices.

03:13I will admit.

03:14You could have started shameless from the beginning.

03:16Leanne.

03:17Leanne's with us here on the Dave and Chuck Lines.

03:18Hi, Leanne.

03:19How are you?

03:21I'm fine.

03:21How are you?

03:22Okay.

03:23What's your comment?

03:25Okay.

03:25I wanted to tell you guys, just talking about movies, and I wanted to tell you guys about

03:33the movie Mother.

03:35And it's called Mother Exclamation Point.

03:39Okay?

03:39The brand new film.

03:40It's the one with Jennifer Lawrence.

03:43Jennifer Lawrence.

03:44Javier Bardem and Jennifer Lawrence.

03:47Yeah.

03:47Can you say his name again for me?

03:50Leanne.

03:51No, no.

03:51Not your name.

03:52His name.

03:53The actor.

03:53Javier who?

03:55Javier Bardem.

03:57Yeah.

03:57I just like the way you say it.

03:58Thank you, madam.

03:59So you just wanted to review that movie for us?

04:02Um, I give it five stars, four or five stars.

04:10Out of what?

04:1110,000 stars.

04:12Out of, I don't, 10 out of 10 stars.

04:1710 out of 10.

04:18It was that good.

04:20You would never guess what it's about.

04:22And, you know, I could tell you without it just pulling it for you.

04:27Yeah, no.

04:28We don't have to tell you.

04:29Thank you for your unwarranted review, though.

04:31That is one of those.

04:32Yeah, that is one of those.

04:35I'd like to call and talk to you guys about Meet the Fockers.

04:38You guys seen that movie?

04:40Here is my movie review.

04:42Just call in with your, whatever movie you've seen in the past 45 years.

04:45I love it.

04:45I love the grace of that movie.

04:47Honestly, I love the idea.

04:48I don't even care.

04:50Honestly, I don't even care what year the movie came out.

04:53If you have a movie review and you want to give it to us.

04:56Dave and Chuck the Freak's random movie reviews.

04:59I mean, it's kind of awesome.

05:00It's kind of awesome.

05:02Leanne just had to call with that.

05:04Listen, Jason, patch me through.

05:06I won't talk to them about Mother, that movie with Javier Bardien.

05:09Because, listen, it was great movie.

05:11And he said, you know, like, so all of us, you know, we've all got Netflix.

05:15But, like, I might need a movie review from 2011 to let me know that I should have watched a movie from back then.

05:22Have you guys seen Drop Dead Fred?

05:24No!

05:26Have you not seen that movie?

05:28About that imaginary fella that kicks it around with that girl?

05:32We have not.

05:33I'd say it's about halfway 2.5 stars.

05:36Oh.

05:36Okay.

05:38The ending is crazy.

05:41You ever seen Freddy Got Fingered?

05:43I have!

05:44With Tom Green?

05:45Yeah, Tom Green's movie.

05:46Oh, hell.

05:47That is a crazy movie.

05:48What'd you say about that movie review-wise?

05:50Some people like 8 out of 10.

05:52Yeah.

05:52And other people like a 2 out of 10.

05:54That's got that Rip Torn fella.

05:56It does.

05:57He makes it funny.

05:58Yeah, he plays a dad.

06:00Do they have to be Southery when they call him?

06:02Yes.

06:03Okay.

06:03Yeah.

06:04Y'all seen Dude, Where's My Cotton?

06:07Exactly.

06:08Exactly.

06:09I like real obscure ones.

06:12This is what we need.

06:14Random Southern movie reviews.

06:15Yeah.

06:16Random Southern movie reviews.

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