LaDonna and the Easter Bunny

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a lady who was arrested for making lewd and inappropriate comments to an Easter Bunny.

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00:0054-year-old LaDonna Hewitt was at a park in Mansfield Ohio she'd been drinking

00:11yeah and she got a little too frisky with the Easter Bunny oh oh no here's the story

00:19and then we'll tell you a little more what happened 54-year-old Ohio woman is accused

00:25of making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny police say LaDonna Hewitt was getting her

00:30picture taken with the Easter Bunny at Richland Carousel Park in Mansfield when she made the

00:34comments they did not say exactly what those comments were but responding officers say Hewitt

00:40appeared to be intoxicated with slurred speech and uneasy on her feet she was arrested for

00:46drunkenness and taken to the county jail so they wouldn't go into detail about what she said they

00:51said they were very sexual in nature and lewd LaDonna she sexually harassed the Easter Bunny

01:00man her neck and her face like it looks like her neck just like recently sprouted her face

01:05it grew out of there okay so that's my question what do you think she said

01:11to the Easter Bunny maybe Andy if you I don't even know if we can say it

01:16you could be the Easter Bunny yeah hey I'm the Easter Bunny you seem a bit old to be talking to me

01:21you want to shove some of those eggs up my bottle oh god no that is so lewd oh LaDonna

01:27don't touch my tail yeah I bet you can get I bet you can get all 12 of those in there

01:33oh god lady you're horrifying you got Picasso eyes you got those Picasso eyes one's way high

01:41it is you're right I see it looking right at my crotch you gotta stop I can't help myself

01:48oh my god boy oh boy you wouldn't mind putting that thing in my Picasso oh Jesus

01:55Puscaso I'm done with this Puscaso

02:00everything's a foul down there as well I bet it's like a Jackson Pollock

02:09they say the Easter Bunny was trying to get someone's attention

02:13to let I mean I guess you're not supposed to talk right right so you're waving frantically

02:20trying to get someone's attention that he was being you know sexually harassed you got a nice

02:24set of buns on you oh lady you're making me so uncomfortable come in let me grab you a little

02:31bunny dick no leave my little bunny dick alone little bunny dick that's an insult you're mean

02:40you're gonna nibble on my nipples no no god god damn it no I'm gonna make you eat my carrot

02:47whoa why do you have a carrot where is it it's a mini carrot oh lord you got one of those

02:53oh no yes I do oh geez about the same size

02:58and he did he was interviewed by the police Easter Bunny um he said that he noticed her eyes were

03:12bloodshot and her speech was slurred as she sat on his lap and then just went to town with all the

03:18sexual harassing comments you don't mind if I take a pop a squat on your lap do you oh yes I do

03:24very much oh what do I feel you are crossing my little bunny dick what is that I feel

03:33I don't mind if I jiggle my butt a bit oh stop you're crushing it

03:39and then he's got to talk to you got to interview yeah she sat on my lap and grinded her ass into my

03:47little bunny dick

03:49grab my tail sir she said little bunny dick oh yeah among other things comments okay

03:56she said stuff about Cadbury cream eggs you do not want me to repeat

04:00officer I want you to Cadbury cream egg all over my face oh my god oh boy oh man don't ruin Cadbury

04:10cream eggs LaDonna oh you did LaDonna um they um caught up with her as she hopped on a carousel

04:18LaDonna get off the carousel please no chance no chance no madam you're gonna have to get off the

04:27carousel now I ain't never stopping no we gotta talk to you about some stuff you said to the Easter

04:31Bunny what about the eggs in my butt and much more apparently madam he is bunny dick he's very

04:36disturbed about his uh mouth on my carrot if you could stop riding that horse there and get off

04:43please ma'am we need to talk she just keeps going around I paid for this ride the music

04:50she only talks every time she passes

04:54you never gotta get me

04:56yeah

04:56not a chance in hell

04:57you guys gonna be waiting all day

05:05stop LaDonna get off the carousel

05:10no chance

05:11God we only get her when she comes by

05:15come on LaDonna get down now

05:16we're gonna get her this time she's off in that thing

05:18get your goddamn hands off me

05:19this ain't moving quick

05:22LaDonna get off the carousel immediately

05:24you got a nice package on you

05:26stop saying look things as you go around LaDonna

05:31you have to stop madam

05:33play with my nipples

05:34get her now she's coming around

05:44here she comes

05:46she's coming around

05:46get her

05:47I'm gonna stick my fingers in that bunny

05:49LaDonna

05:51I'll get on one side you get on the other

05:54oh oh oh

05:56there we go we got her we got her we got her we got her wrangled

05:57and she's done

06:00oh

06:00um so she was arrested for public drunkenness

06:03uh she's not facing any charges so far for the lewd comments though

06:07you know

06:09oh

06:09just public drunkenness

06:11yeah

06:11LaDonna

06:12LaDonna

06:13yeah it was lewd but it's nothing you wouldn't have said

06:15you saw how cute he was

06:17he had a little bunny boner go

06:21the poor person who got stuck in that Easter Bunny costume

06:25that's who I feel for

06:26I can see a little bunny

06:27hold on

06:27now it feels

06:34they're all uncomfortable

06:35yep

06:35yeah a little bunny

06:37um it is

06:52yeah

06:53we're all in there

06:54I can see you

06:55keep on

06:55yeah

06:55you

06:56keep on

06:57yeah

06:57I can see you

06:57bye

06:57you

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