Little Lisa's Easter

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a mall Easter bunny who was involved in an altercation after dropping a kid which leads to the discussion of what Easter was like for little Lisa.

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00:00i don't know all the guidelines you have to follow when you're um performing as a easter

00:15bunny at a mall not many i assume dropping kids on the ground and fighting with the parents are

00:21generally frowned upon it's exactly what happened though at a mall in jersey city new jersey

00:26this guy accidentally let a one-year-old kid fall off his lap oops after they took a picture

00:32together on sunday and that started a huge mall brawl i remember being in line for the easter

00:38bunny and just not being that impressed with the whole thing well let's be honest as a child i was

00:44like what is this i just want candy listen those easter bunny suits back in the day dude if you

00:51look up even now though if you look up old easter bunny costumes some of the most terrifying

00:56costumes really like ones from like the 40s and 50s it was terrifying oh my god i've seen some

01:03horrifying easter bunny costumes skeptical little lisa just like this is kind of dumb huh

01:07yeah my poor mom she really she didn't know i didn't verbalize how dumb i thought it was

01:16she's on his lap just like not impressed this is stupid she could have just got me a bag of candy

01:25which i did i like that part of it the basket of candy not even magical i don't even think it's a

01:31bunny i think that was a dude in a suit i hope no one from school sees me here this is embarrassing

01:36mom smelled like booze they just put her down and they're like here's you going just like not that

01:43wasn't good it wasn't a good experience i just remember waiting in line the one what and you

01:49know you're looking at the easter bunny with the other kids and you're i'm like what is the point in

01:53this i just wish i could talk to your mom lisa because she probably has a memory of you looking

02:00up at her and being like that's kind of a long line for what this is a lot of stories like that can

02:05you imagine if the bunny had dropped lisa she's already not happy to be there it's like well

02:11that was it went from pointless to really bad it's giving her mom a picture on the ride home mom we

02:19got to talk about this thing i don't want to see the easter bunny anymore this is like the second

02:25year and i think it's that's it it's like the baskets are cool to chocolate it's just the easter

02:30bunny thing what's weird this whole idea of like a helicopter dropping eggs all over a field and

02:36just running out there like a maniac just skip that let's just get bags of chocolate and then

02:41one year i got really mad because i couldn't find my easter basket it was hidden so well it was like

02:46this easter bunny with this hiding of the basket why can't you just make it easier time by just

02:53putting the thing out on the table on the kitchen table it took hours this dumb ass bunny in his

03:05hiding thing just it just makes it difficult when it doesn't need to be i just want the candy what

03:11kind of holiday is it seriously doesn't have to go like this

03:16stick it under a chair or something or just under the table in plain sight for god's sake put it on

03:24the table what kind of sick freak is he gets off on hiding stuff like seriously i remember having all

03:31these memories i'd look out for his tracks i'm like where's his tracks he was here right

03:35always calling bs you must have been the hardest kid to raise i don't see any bunny tracks

03:42bunny tracks oh there was a bunny here search for something for about eight minutes

03:48that's fun that's like low i get it i get the fun in that but a little excessive

03:53i've been looking for this god-blessed basket for two hours and 43 minutes

03:58and we all know my opposition i think to the egg hunt yeah

04:02i never participated in one egg hunt as a child i would not it takes about 10 minutes to find and

04:10there's like a 10 cent piece of candy if you do the math i'm just not making it i'm not gaining

04:15any ground here egg hunt you guys go ahead i never did one not once really that's funny i don't think

04:23i don't remember i don't even know those eggs it can't possibly be anything i need no it's not worth

04:29it it's not worth the hunt i would just love to be a fly on the wall for little lisa's easter

04:34i love to have just seen the sadness in her face and uh basically entertaining the adults just

04:42well i guess yeah i guess i'll look for these eggs i guess just want some pictures no bunny

04:48prints or nothing but yep here i go let me suffer for your photo album

04:52i gotta see i don't want to forget this

04:58i found it good picture

05:01funny left it for me thanks funny this was as my family used to hide eggs with money in them a lot

05:07of people are saying that but he says essentially easter was like the hunger games at my house

05:12how much money would be in the egg i don't know see i've got to figure it out like is it worth

05:19it to go change so is it like a dollar an egg yeah like a dollar i probably do i spend a little

05:24time with change normally money in my eggs too it's something would be sometimes it'd be quarters

05:29minimum amount would be a dollar so it'd be four quarters or there'd be paper dollars or five dollars

05:33or ten dollars well let's hope your easter this year is a little better than little lisa's easter

05:38oh wow hopefully you're a little more less skeptical i guess about the whole ordeal yeah and enjoy

05:45you want me to do what

05:50you

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