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French Jaws
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a beach in France that is dealing with a sexually aggressive dolphin that has been wreaking havoc in the water.
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00:00
Let me set the scene for you here if I can, I just got this, I got a lot to do here.
00:07
So you're in France.
00:11
Ha ha.
00:12
Oui, oui.
00:13
You are at the beach in France.
00:19
A lot of hair.
00:21
Okay.
00:22
You're enjoying a lovely day.
00:23
Sounds very nice.
00:24
Yeah.
00:25
Yeah.
00:25
All right.
00:26
I don't think I like it.
00:27
Except for all the French.
00:29
And the beach.
00:31
And then, out of nowhere, a dolphin tries to rape you.
00:36
Oh.
00:38
People think dolphins are all fun and games.
00:40
They are not.
00:42
There's a dark side to dolphins, man.
00:44
They are rapey.
00:45
They will rape you.
00:46
They're the rapiest of the sea creatures.
00:48
Yep.
00:48
They're the smartest and horniest.
00:52
We're the only smarter and hornier people.
00:56
They do drugs.
00:57
They have orgies.
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They rape.
00:59
They do.
01:00
All of that.
01:01
Dolphins.
01:01
Dolphins do drugs.
01:03
Mm-hmm.
01:03
So anyway, a popular tourist beach in northwest France has actually been closed because a sexually
01:11
frustrated dolphin won't stop rubbing up against swimmers.
01:14
Man.
01:15
That's not good.
01:16
Uh, the beach in, uh, Lendevnik is a regular swimming space of Safar the dolphin who locals
01:23
often see frolicking.
01:25
But Safar has had some other things on his mind lately.
01:28
Mm-hmm.
01:28
He started rubbing up against swimmers.
01:29
He started rubbing up against swimmers, kayaks, and boats.
01:33
He's even made an effort to keep people in the water using his nose to push swimmers back
01:39
from the shore so he can have his way with them.
01:42
Yeah.
01:42
Kill you and rape you.
01:44
Mm-hmm.
01:44
Yeah.
01:45
Swimming and diving are now banned on the shoreline whenever the presence of the dolphin
01:50
is confirmed.
01:51
So it's kind of like the French Jaws.
01:53
Yeah, except he's a horny dolphin.
01:55
Like, it's a horny dolphin and, like, every time he shows up, someone, like, sees his
01:59
fin.
02:00
Yeah.
02:01
They gave him a nickname.
02:03
Safar.
02:03
Safar?
02:04
Yeah.
02:04
Safar.
02:06
I like that he's like,
02:06
Ho-ho!
02:08
It's Safar!
02:08
It is Safar!
02:10
What are you doing there?
02:11
It's me!
02:12
It's Safar!
02:14
It's Safar!
02:14
I can't help but notice you're all scantily clad, huh?
02:19
Your orifices are right there!
02:21
My speedo, he took it off!
02:23
What's Safar in there, baby?
02:26
Oh, no!
02:27
Oh, no!
02:31
Oh, man!
02:32
Yep.
02:33
Dolphin rape.
02:35
French Jaws.
02:37
French Jaws.
02:37
Yeah.
02:38
It's fine, you know.
02:39
Yeah, it's fine.
02:40
What are you doing there?
02:41
Swimming, huh?
02:43
Enjoying France, are you?
02:45
Oh, oui, oui.
02:46
How about a little of this from Safar?
02:49
Oh, no!
02:51
Uh-oh.
02:52
Wee!
02:52
Oh, don't tell anybody!
02:58
If I don't tell anybody, and you don't tell anybody.
03:00
You keep it the secret!
03:02
It's Safar!
03:04
It's a horny, rapid dolphin!
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Yeah!
03:09
Several swimmers have been frightened.
03:11
They frighten you?
03:12
Safar even lifted a woman swimmer last Thursday with his nose into the air.
03:18
Just like in the movies, huh?
03:21
Look at me!
03:22
Yeah, you're my dolphin!
03:25
So much of fun, isn't he?
03:27
Oh, your top came off.
03:29
Look at that!
03:29
I like that he's into titties.
03:35
People are against this, though.
03:37
They're preparing a petition to overturn this ban, saying the response is way too drastic.
03:43
Really, they're blowing this out of proportion.
03:45
How does the mayor decree a place is unsafe to swim when there's one dolphin just trying to have some fun?
03:50
The mayor says he doesn't like me!
03:52
You know, it's crazy.
03:53
It's like the exact plot of Jaws, where like one dude was like, we can't let the people go in the water.
04:01
They're gonna be attacked.
04:03
Right.
04:03
And like the mayor and everyone else is like, I'm sorry, but we're keeping the beaches open.
04:08
And then Safar is gonna kill somebody any minute.
04:12
Right, he's gonna drown them.
04:13
He's gonna kill and rape somebody, yeah?
04:16
Yikes.
04:17
So far, I might have played a little too hard there.
04:20
Yeah.
04:21
But I am Safar, it's what I do.
04:23
Yeah, I'm just different.
04:24
They're friends of the sea.
04:27
You know, I saw some kind of documentary that showed a dolphin place and they were, people would hand relief.
04:39
Oh, yes.
04:39
No, I saw that.
04:40
We watched that on the show.
04:41
They would hand relief so that the dolphin would settle down.
04:46
Someone needs to hand relief, Safar.
04:49
Wasn't there a lady that was in a relationship with one?
04:52
There was.
04:53
But this was like a legitimate place where it was like part of the, like the Dave got sent to California to go learn how to jerk a dolphin off.
05:01
Oh, I didn't do that.
05:02
So that, you know, they wouldn't be crazy in the tank.
05:07
And they volunteer!
05:08
Someone said, oh, he's going to turn me on.
05:12
I love the human.
05:15
Someone said his catchphrase.
05:16
His catchphrase when someone gets away.
05:18
So close, yet so far.
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