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Emotional Support Alligator
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a senior home that had a visit from an emotional support alligator and imagine how that situation would have played out.
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i don't know if this is a great idea there's a guy in pennsylvania um who has an emotional
00:11
support alligator yeah and he's taking it to senior homes that's not smart i don't think it
00:19
is either when they bring golden retrievers and not alligators well that's a nice looking puppy
00:24
he's got a hell of a bait on him
00:42
what are you saying what the hell you did i'm telling you that ain't no puppy there
00:50
are you mexican no i know no man are you sure
00:54
i'm trying to build a wall to keep you out for the bayou
00:58
the where the bayou down now
01:00
are you guys hearing this guy
01:04
i know you're gonna pat that alligator around there they pet him and it might make it feel better
01:09
big old smile he brought in the most dangerous dog i've ever seen i don't know what the hell
01:15
i can't hear him i think he's chinese i'm not chinese
01:21
you sound chinese
01:24
are you a spy
01:26
this was the worst mistake i ever made in my life
01:29
bringing that alligator down their mouth
01:31
what
01:32
forget it now
01:34
forget it now give me my alligator back
01:37
hordigator
01:38
no that's my alligator give him back
01:40
horda
01:41
someone help
01:44
dad dad i'm gonna unleash his jibs there and i'm gonna throw him at him
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something about his jibs
01:48
dad all right give him a kiss
01:50
give him a kiss
01:53
oh he's a gay chinaman
01:54
that ain't that
01:57
he's a gay chinaman
01:59
stuck in the country
02:01
get back on my fan boat get the hell out of here with my goddamn animal down
02:05
get back on your boat
02:06
you
02:08
you're an old racist
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you're an old racist mean
02:13
what
02:15
ah forget it now
02:17
that's right
02:19
don't worry i shook him out of here
02:21
take my alligator away from these people
02:23
get out of here with your filthy dog
02:25
you get out of here with your filthy hate
02:27
the poor the hate
02:29
old hate
02:30
oh my goodness
02:32
what
02:32
i hope you choke on a prune now
02:34
wait oh there's prunes somewhere
02:37
oh lunch time
02:38
we got our prunes in
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not the most relaxing
02:42
no
02:43
thing you could bring in
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not at all
02:45
uh this emotional support alligator is named wally
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he's four and a half feet long
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he's not a big guy
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he's so domesticated though
02:50
apparently he acts just like a dog
02:52
he likes lying on the bed
02:53
he likes hanging out with uh this guy joe
02:56
and he follows him around the house
02:58
wally doesn't just give joe emotional support
03:01
as i mentioned
03:01
he's now taking him to senior centers so they can spend time playing with him
03:05
and giving them some support too
03:07
i think that would freak most seniors out
03:08
really
03:09
i don't care how small it is
03:10
there's a guy around here
03:11
he has something like 10,000 snakes
03:13
and he has um
03:14
he has an alligator
03:15
and he makes youtube videos
03:17
uh-huh
03:18
and um
03:19
one of the fish tank dudes that i
03:21
follow
03:22
he came to detroit
03:24
to visit this guy
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check out his stuff
03:27
and he has this giant
03:29
alligator
03:30
no tape around its mouth or anything
03:33
and they
03:33
hold it
03:35
and it tries to get away
03:36
and i'm like
03:36
every time it tries to get away
03:38
i'm like
03:38
it gonna get you the hop
03:39
and it gonna bite your feet
03:40
right on your skull now
03:42
but
03:43
you know it doesn't
03:44
but
03:45
and he
03:45
and he claims that
03:47
uh
03:47
it's like
03:48
it's like a dog
03:50
yeah
03:50
it's like his puppy dog
03:52
they're not
03:52
i know
03:53
no they're not
03:54
and them around seniors
03:55
god all those teeth
03:56
yeah
03:56
that's a recipe for disaster
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in my opinion
03:58
gators and seniors
04:00
yeah
04:00
you don't want him
04:01
paying bingo with you
04:02
give me a kiss little doggy
04:04
yeah that ain't no doggy
04:05
no
04:06
oh my god
04:07
it's got my skull
04:08
he got you right in the skull
04:10
there you old ass
04:11
hateful skull
04:11
the gentleman's dog
04:13
has got my skull
04:14
he's so racist
04:15
that is not an appropriate
04:17
thing to do
04:18
i can't understand
04:20
a word he says
04:21
yeah nobody help him
04:24
let the alligator do
04:27
what he's supposed to do
04:28
uh
04:30
gator gonna eat him
04:32
you
04:34
you
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