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Taken By A Gator
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an alligator that was removed from a road in Florida and when Dave asks a question about potential "relations" between humans and alligators, everyone shuts it down pretty quick.
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an aggressive alligator had to be removed from a florida road after stopping traffic the other day
00:13
it is alligator mating season as we keep telling you and they just you got to move around them
00:19
they ain't yeah yeah yeah there was a nine-foot reptile that was blocking the road and would get
00:25
aggressive at anyone that came towards it he didn't uh he didn't know i got a big old boner
00:32
he's hot as hell look at he's aggressive he wants to have some sex he's looking at you funny
00:38
you gotta get out of here he's gonna have sex with me yeah yep he's gonna try and take me like a woman
00:45
this is a weird question he's gonna bet you has any human been no they're dead if you were you're dead
00:55
what was the question has any human been alligator raped oh i don't think they have
01:05
i was just joking i know but i listen i understand i understand
01:11
how you doing guys i tell you it happened to me a long time ago 1978 i was raped by an alligator
01:21
and i got no leg left and i got no arm left but i lived to tell the tail i used my nose to call in to
01:28
your radio program and i'll tell you about my tail about that 12-foot gator that took me sexually
01:36
changed me as a man forever mounted me and made me his lover and then as i tried to wiggle away
01:45
ripped off my legs and ripped off my arms and did a death roll and i managed to do the worm
01:52
long enough to escape oh my god thank you so much for hearing my tail
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you're brave you're a brave person for calling thank you be careful be careful it's the mating season
02:06
they're gonna lay you down sex you up and rip your legs off fine
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you thought we were gonna get a call like that no i didn't
02:16
stop it dude we showed him that that donkey that chased that guy though yeah well donkeys will do it i mean
02:24
we've seen many animals take humans yeah but alligators are the real crazy one
02:31
that ain't no way you know they ain't in the game to make love no
02:35
they never call it making love not to make them hungry like some sex
02:45
apparently there was a dude who there was there was the opposite a man apparently tranquilized
02:50
and took advantage of an alligator oh wow sure yeah that's different how you doing yeah listen
02:56
i got raped by an alligator oh big son of a
03:02
but i was able to escape i kept blowing smoke at him
03:07
yeah true alligator don't like the smoke
03:09
it was pretty good though
03:13
really kind of scaly but
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that's the name of the movie scaly and gentle no i know you don't want to get taken by a gator
03:28
but i wondered it was there perhaps a case in human history where someone was the victim of
03:34
gator rape you'd really hate to see it yeah yeah gators gators are never like
03:41
uh you'd be like oh my god the worst thing that's ever happened yeah that would be the worst thing that's
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ever happened yeah
03:51
oh wait there's this rape by a gator oh no uh are you oh jesus have you seen
03:58
now we're on gator porn yeah this is like a like this is a story this is this is it's a right
04:04
this is gator porn this is those made up like a fan like their fans yeah fans of gator porn wrote
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that uh yeah there was there was the line right there yeah now her name is uh thumbelina turpentine
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is a farm girl inserts himself into me yeah she was taken advantage of by a by a gator in this
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scaly jack correct me if i'm wrong but alligators don't have in them any kind of uh like hey
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they want to cuddle right now nope no they're just designed to kill they don't have like a brain
04:41
the way that a dog would or right any other even big cats can be playful playful and nice and they
04:49
like people from time to time who take care of them um but alligators you just have them in a pit
04:56
and if you fall in the pit by mistake yep they're gonna kill you at any second yeah
05:03
it's over no time to really sex them up you know i've had a weird day yeah
05:12
uh yeah so there's no uh no apparent case in human history of that but
05:15
yeah you never know never say never that's what i'm saying go ahead and say never yeah
05:21
pretty confident in that you can say never i guess whatever sometimes you can sometimes say never
05:30
yeah that's great advice there you go yeah sometimes say never
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