Taken By A Gator

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an alligator that was removed from a road in Florida and when Dave asks a question about potential "relations" between humans and alligators, everyone shuts it down pretty quick.

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00:00an aggressive alligator had to be removed from a florida road after stopping traffic the other day

00:13it is alligator mating season as we keep telling you and they just you got to move around them

00:19they ain't yeah yeah yeah there was a nine-foot reptile that was blocking the road and would get

00:25aggressive at anyone that came towards it he didn't uh he didn't know i got a big old boner

00:32he's hot as hell look at he's aggressive he wants to have some sex he's looking at you funny

00:38you gotta get out of here he's gonna have sex with me yeah yep he's gonna try and take me like a woman

00:45this is a weird question he's gonna bet you has any human been no they're dead if you were you're dead

00:55what was the question has any human been alligator raped oh i don't think they have

01:05i was just joking i know but i listen i understand i understand

01:11how you doing guys i tell you it happened to me a long time ago 1978 i was raped by an alligator

01:21and i got no leg left and i got no arm left but i lived to tell the tail i used my nose to call in to

01:28your radio program and i'll tell you about my tail about that 12-foot gator that took me sexually

01:36changed me as a man forever mounted me and made me his lover and then as i tried to wiggle away

01:45ripped off my legs and ripped off my arms and did a death roll and i managed to do the worm

01:52long enough to escape oh my god thank you so much for hearing my tail

01:59you're brave you're a brave person for calling thank you be careful be careful it's the mating season

02:06they're gonna lay you down sex you up and rip your legs off fine

02:11you thought we were gonna get a call like that no i didn't

02:16stop it dude we showed him that that donkey that chased that guy though yeah well donkeys will do it i mean

02:24we've seen many animals take humans yeah but alligators are the real crazy one

02:31that ain't no way you know they ain't in the game to make love no

02:35they never call it making love not to make them hungry like some sex

02:45apparently there was a dude who there was there was the opposite a man apparently tranquilized

02:50and took advantage of an alligator oh wow sure yeah that's different how you doing yeah listen

02:56i got raped by an alligator oh big son of a

03:02but i was able to escape i kept blowing smoke at him

03:07yeah true alligator don't like the smoke

03:09it was pretty good though

03:13really kind of scaly but

03:14that's the name of the movie scaly and gentle no i know you don't want to get taken by a gator

03:28but i wondered it was there perhaps a case in human history where someone was the victim of

03:34gator rape you'd really hate to see it yeah yeah gators gators are never like

03:41uh you'd be like oh my god the worst thing that's ever happened yeah that would be the worst thing that's

03:46ever happened yeah

03:51oh wait there's this rape by a gator oh no uh are you oh jesus have you seen

03:58now we're on gator porn yeah this is like a like this is a story this is this is it's a right

04:04this is gator porn this is those made up like a fan like their fans yeah fans of gator porn wrote

04:11that uh yeah there was there was the line right there yeah now her name is uh thumbelina turpentine

04:18is a farm girl inserts himself into me yeah she was taken advantage of by a by a gator in this

04:25scaly jack correct me if i'm wrong but alligators don't have in them any kind of uh like hey

04:34they want to cuddle right now nope no they're just designed to kill they don't have like a brain

04:41the way that a dog would or right any other even big cats can be playful playful and nice and they

04:49like people from time to time who take care of them um but alligators you just have them in a pit

04:56and if you fall in the pit by mistake yep they're gonna kill you at any second yeah

05:03it's over no time to really sex them up you know i've had a weird day yeah

05:12uh yeah so there's no uh no apparent case in human history of that but

05:15yeah you never know never say never that's what i'm saying go ahead and say never yeah

05:21pretty confident in that you can say never i guess whatever sometimes you can sometimes say never

05:30yeah that's great advice there you go yeah sometimes say never

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