A Cow, A Dog and A Taser

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police officer who had a crazy day when he responded to a burglary call that ended up with a dog attacking a cow.

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00:00all right a weird day for a cop in south carolina it involved a cow a dog and a taser but they have

00:13a lot of weird days i'm sure they do take a listen to this quick report here all right so

00:18strange moment in georgetown a deputy was hurt when his canine attacked a cow according to the

00:25sheriff's office the deputy was responding to reports of a burglary while on the scene a cow

00:30distracted the dog which then led to the dog biting the cow the deputy tased his canine to get him to

00:37let go of the cow now during that time the cow then struck the deputy and the property owner

00:42thankfully everyone is expected to be okay and listen to this investigator

00:46are they back up were we happening after all cow kicked me in the face

00:51calling out cars calling out cars got a bad cow officer down officer down took a hoof to the mouth

01:00took a hoof to the mouth cow hoof dog bit the cow cow kicked me in the face farmer dropped his milk

01:07i'm pretending that i am dead the cow is right over got me

01:36someone get this goddamn cow is it gonna poop on your face yeah oh god it's pooping it on me

01:43cow just pooped on me we're on our way man this whole time this whole time

01:48so what an insane scene he was responding to a burglary a cow distracted a dog the cadine

01:57bit the cow to de-escalate the situation he had to tase the dog the cow got spooked by that and ran

02:04right over the cop and there was no burglary call after all oh no so no reason to be no reason to

02:12be there yeah in the first place listen that is a bad boy i uh you know stella stella for a little

02:18short while was like riding horses right so uh this one time i had to bring her to ride horses and they

02:26had encouraged her hey bring your dog we'd love to meet your dog so i'm like okay it's my one time

02:34to like bring stella to this this barn bring the dog i get the dog if you've ever seen a dog this

02:42was hershey this is hershey okay when they see a horse in real life and it's the first time they've

02:51ever seen hershey's like oh shoot and he was like frozen a little bit like he thinks he's big

03:03biggest dog yeah and then there was a bunch of them you know like and he'd be walking and one

03:08stick his head like out like a barn door and whoa christ big ugly thing

03:16i'm like come on bud come on he's like i remember when they took me to the land of giant weird dogs

03:23i'm telling you like what a day that must have been for him he's only been once he's only been once

03:29he knows there's these giant dogs out there that exist and that stella was riding one he was

03:36why are you on a gigantic dog oh my god am i gonna get that big

03:43he's like i can't wait to get that big so many questions that's why i'll keep eating whole pizzas

03:50yes i'm eating so i get that big i cannot wait to be that big it's my dream oh man he didn't know

03:57you didn't know what to think and it's so messed up yeah when you think about that yeah it'd be like

04:03like if you had never heard of an elephant before ever and i just brought you and i was like look at

04:09that thing right oh yeah what the hell is it get out and i just pulled you and got you out of there

04:15i looked at that canine dog he's like well i'm going for broke i'm gonna attack it

04:20it is huge you're lucky i was here just the size of that dog what are you doing shooting me

04:27looks like a bad guy to me why'd you zap me i was a good boy and then those things are loud

04:34right cow was like the cow

04:36cows are mean too people don't realize cows are cool until they're not right did he bark at the

04:44the horses or did he just look at them no he doesn't he doesn't bark he's just like he was

04:49just like

04:50he's like looking at me like looking at you looking at how are you not freaking out about this

04:57dad do you see this he's like you looked at me like he's like oh man you are tough

05:02he's like you're touching that big dumb dog

05:05he's like and then he looked at stella you're getting on that dog i'm sure he i wasn't surprised

05:12he didn't try and rescue stella you know oh he he didn't know he's smart i was like you're

05:16a good boy i'm like you're a good boy yeah and he's like oh okay man that's a lot these

05:24big things i love that that suits them you know oh yeah he's like well as long as i'm a good

05:29boy yeah well at the end of the day that's all i can do yeah you're in charge all i can do

05:34is just do my best to be a good boy yeah that's a wild time i've done my job

05:39yeah

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