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Walking Dead Grocery Store
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about online shopping and Andy mentions how grocery delivery changed his life because actually going to the store is like being in The Walking Dead.
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a new poll found most americans think they'll eventually just order everything online and
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they won't go to stores very much at all 56 of us plan to do more online shopping now than we have
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in the past 83 said it'll eventually be their primary way to shop half of them expect it to
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happen in the next five years well my cheapness always kept me from actually having groceries
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delivered to my house that's a game changer for me i always ordered them and then went and picked
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them up and then they loaded them into my car and then i would go because that was free yeah yeah
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i hate going to a grocery store so much i mean i'll just i'll just not go and then i'll just eat
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the weirdest most non-nutritious they're just so busy they're just so busy all the time but i will
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say i don't you know i'm designed for that i'm not like picking out fresh things like you could just
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get boxes of stuff for me and it's okay yeah i think if you wanted fresh things i don't i can't
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relate to that i don't know how well they do to me in my mind going to the grocery store it's a five
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mile walk from my car to the door five miles five mile walk from the parking lot to the door yep and
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then i go in and in my mind i'm like i'm gonna be here for two and a half hours so jammed right it's so
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jammed it's so jammed here for two and a half hours going on a jungle adventure trying to find
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everything i want you don't know where it is i'm gonna go to the uh checkout area and i'm gonna be
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there for three and a half hours behind people doing their groceries i can't i can't figure out
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i'm like it's a 24 hour thing i'm like i can't i don't have 24 hours 24 hours that's how my brain
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starts to work with he's right oh my god and he's right it's not quite like that another thing
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that sucks for me i don't have a house right so i have to i have to get the groceries out of my car
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and then it's another three mile walk with the groceries oh yeah that's true to clarify andy is
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not homeless he just lives in an apartment correct yes i don't have a house i don't have home and he
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lives on the street it's true it really makes groceries terrible when you're homeless no i have
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an apartment but it's like a whole thing to do the groceries from the parking lot to the door and
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then i gotta open another door and just yeah i remember those days oh god just lugging them up
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andy makes going to the grocery store sound like an episode of the walking dead it is it seems that's
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how it is for me like i'll sit there like on my couch like i have to go get detergent today
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i feel like it is the walking dead and then i start making weapons yeah and i start forging metals
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and i start making bullets i'm making leather vests and i start i think it is kind of like the
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walking dead it's seniors it's like old people and dumb dumb people and they're all great
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and it's like you know that is what i pull into the grocery store i'm like
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oh no the five mile walk to the door yep oh here we go and then i get in there and i'm like oh
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ah lady with the carts hey i'm like i'll wash this off yeah please don't touch it oh god okay
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i'm like i need something from the non-grocery part so that's gonna be two hours to the left
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and then i'm gonna have to swing it back around oh god oh no six feet apart six feet apart
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watch yourself oh the vegetables are over there i have to have to go all the way over there
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have you seen a cannon
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oh camp for the night
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camp for the night
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make my way to the vegetables tomorrow yeah he's in the sporting goods section
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oh god do you work here
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oh no
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i feel fine
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zip my tent up here
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cough for three days i just had a cough for three days
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maybe they won't hear me
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i've never really thought of it that way but okay
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well then i'll do the thing too where i'll be like i need i've got like all the food stuff
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and then i'm like oh no i'm like i have to go back over to the soap
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oh i'm like this sucks
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so that is my yeah it's just like the walking walking
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