Big Tom Cruise

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Tom Cruise being spotted at a LA Dodgers game and notice he's gained a little weight. They then imagine what Mission Impossible and Top Gun would be like with bigger characters.

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00:00so the story that caught my attention in celebrity this morning is tom cruise it was a positive

00:10story he scores with fans when they discover him in the stands on a rare outing with his son connor

00:14as the giants and dodgers squared off in game two of the national league division series

00:20what stood out to me though is that it looked like tom cruise has packed on some pounds like

00:28serious pounds really yeah i was shocked uh what's he's got some jowls on him now what's going on

00:39there is he just finally age is gonna catch up to him is that it you think or do you think he's had

00:44some of that work done that's made him puffy oh that might be it he might be swelled up if he's

00:49getting some touch-ups in the face or something like some but i mean in his face it looks like

00:54he's gained like 20 pounds maybe just you know covid the pressure of covid he's just like the

01:00rest of us i know i've gained 15 pounds no but he was just like filming mission impossible right like

01:06he literally was filming that during you imagine he filmed mission impossible but he looks like

01:11god big mission impossible let's go we didn't have much time okay i'm gonna rappel down this

01:19mountainside if i'm gonna do this mission we're gonna need stronger wires good give me the strongest

01:25wires there i'm gonna go

01:29that's too bad i didn't hold him up yeah this is him falling

01:38you hear the sound of the rope just burning through people's hands

01:48this mission is truly impossible because that was the first mission impossible uh the one guy was like

01:57holding him and like lowering him down

02:00oh yeah i can't hold him

02:01you're just gonna have to do it easier now this is already an impossible mission

02:08he just goes right down hits the floor all the alarms go off

02:12it's uh it's not good he just looks i mean look at that you guys come on yeah

02:27it looks like he had cheek implants it looks like he had dental work

02:30like like that like when you swell up yeah he looks like the joker

02:36from the first batman really tom cruise i don't know he and his hair's thinning a lot too

02:42is that really him like do they use that glh on him in movies or something do they

02:45probably they make him look great

02:47but in person man that big old face and that thin hair

02:51could you imagine this is just some guy who looks like tom cruise

02:53but that's his son his son's gonna go to a

02:55a game with his double that's his son that's his son

02:58yeah that's his son connor

02:59his son doesn't look like him at all

03:01they adopted him in 1995

03:03oh okay

03:04his son's a bigger guy too maybe

03:07looks like they've just been sitting around eating bacon

03:10like look how he looked filming the movie

03:14that was last november

03:17maybe it's just

03:19he looks like come on

03:20it's a different guy

03:21yeah

03:22oh it's the same guy he's either

03:25no i mean he looks like a different guy

03:27oh he looks like yeah

03:28yeah

03:29or he's maybe he lets himself go

03:30when um

03:31or he's filming maybe he's filming a movie where he's

03:34plays a bigger dude

03:35maybe

03:36god that's so risky

03:38so risky as you get older to be like yeah pack in a bunch of weight

03:43it'll come right huh

03:45if you want to see him just google tom cruise at the giants dodgers game and it'll come up

03:50but i was kind of shocked to see

03:51michelle nimbus

03:53i've never seen tom cruise

03:55heavier

03:56stand back i'm gonna take this motorcycle i'm gonna jump it off an airplane and i'm gonna

04:01pass you down the ground i'm ready

04:03boom

04:04he broke the ramp

04:06he broke the ramp

04:06i'm falling again

04:08he's got the extra padding

04:12what about when

04:13he's in

04:14a plane in top gun

04:16what do they

04:16like you can only be a certain weight

04:18you have to lean

04:20you have to move your seat back news

04:22come on man

04:27you have to move your seat back news i can't even see this

04:29how am i supposed to fit in this plane

04:32i think uh possibly

04:35goose's kid has gained a little bit of weight

04:38i gotta let this

04:39i gotta let this seat back a little bit

04:41oh you're crushing me

04:43mouth

04:44mouth

04:45my legs

04:46that's

04:48that's like the tragic scene

04:50is that

04:51uh goose's kid's legs are crushed by tom's

04:55this is

04:55wait

04:56drive out your legs

04:57i told you i need that seat back first wheel of the flight team

05:01just slide it back when i'm in there

05:04well i lost my legs doing what i want

05:06i ripped my

05:08flying with you math

05:09i ripped my 19th

05:10and then it's like

05:11he just goes to zip up his fly suit and just

05:14explodes right off of him

05:18and there's um

05:20then there's val

05:22make me

05:24oh no no

05:28oh no

05:29hashtag

05:31oh no

05:31it's not

05:32did you just take it over

05:33he was gonna do

05:34one of these

05:35oh yeah

05:36yeah

05:38same well

05:38is that you

05:40ask me

05:41ask me

05:43oh no

05:44you better stop being so mean

05:46crazy when we're down here

05:49i might look like crap but

05:50Looks like you put on 45 pounds.

05:55That's a little blow-the-bell, isn't it?

05:58You can be my wingman any time.

06:01Is that in your helmet, boys?

06:02Or is that just...

06:04No, look at me.

06:05Oh, whoa.

06:06I've gone through some stuff, dude.

06:07You mean, yeah.

06:09That's not as much food as you, though.

06:10Yeah.

06:12Top Gun 2.

06:13That is.

06:14It's a sad movie.

06:15Things aren't as good as they used to be.

06:17It's a real sad movie.

06:18Great.

06:19Man, that worked perfect.

06:20Wow, my goodness.

06:21That worked perfect.

06:23Now you know.

06:23That was incredible.

06:24Again, go Google it if you want to see what Tom Cruise looks like.

06:27It could just be, like, Botox or plastic surgery that he's all swollen from,

06:31but he definitely looks much heavier.

06:32Looks like he got punched in both sides of his face really hard.

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