Skip to player
Skip to main content
Skip to footer
Search
Connect
Watch fullscreen
Like
Comments
Bookmark
Share
Add to Playlist
Report
A Human Flutist
Beasley Digital
Follow
4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Canada who was ticketed for playing the flute while driving. They stumble upon some calming flute music and Dave shares how he'd like a person to play it for him as he fell asleep.
Category
😹
Fun
Transcript
Display full video transcript
00:00
those crazy canadians
00:08
we talk a lot about texting and driving but here's something that doesn't get as much press
00:14
for some reason a guy near toronto canada got pulled over this week for driving while playing
00:22
the flute you don't hear that wow he must have been a jazz flutist he loves the flute he was sitting
00:33
at a red light playing along to a song on his ipod yes ipod not iphone that makes some sense
00:40
wow then the light changed and he continued to play as he started driving wow
00:51
some cops happen to be out doing distracted driving enforcement oh how's she going is that a flute
01:00
it's a flutist let's pull him over it they did pull him over they posted a photo of the flute here it's
01:11
made of wood not metal oh wow incredible this guy's a real hippie i guess it appears to be a south
01:20
american clena flute which are played vertically more like a recorder yeah that's it looks like a
01:27
recorder but it's a flute okay they did not say the name of the song he was playing along to
01:33
they gave him a ticket they told him not to flute and drive how bad is that song he was listening to
01:41
i mean what is that south american flute songs i bet it was hot cross buns well that's what i would
01:47
learn that was my favorite one to play on the recorder let's see here oh boy
01:53
it's got all the instruments
02:01
i mean it could be something something could be more relaxing i guess if it was like a
02:09
oh that'd make you fall asleep while driving yeah you can't
02:14
so mysterious i'd love someone to play me to sleep like this
02:21
get up you see the get up on these guys too imagine that guy in dave's bed you just put it on youtube
02:38
like we have it on now a lot of people just a lot less uncomfortable put it on your ipod
02:43
i'm way more creepy when the man shows up
02:49
a man with a flute
02:50
you're not a human to play you a flute to sleep
02:54
shows up at the door hi i'm here to tuck in dave
02:56
yeah i got my flute
02:59
like there's no strange service
03:02
there's no telling what he might do once you fall asleep to his flute music
03:06
i heard he's got big feet yeah i just think i could really fall asleep to this but i i can't
03:14
yeah i'd want him to know once i'm asleep you know as i'm falling make it softer
03:20
oh and as i'm as i'm out stop because it'll wake me up yes right so i think that's why i would need
03:26
more of a human touch right like there's there's nothing monitoring yeah yeah no that's probably a
03:32
bad words actually a touch yeah i don't want a flutist to touch me looking for a little extra
03:37
there yeah i don't want a flute it's hard to play the yeah no flute and tugs no really hard to do
03:43
that because the flute takes two hands well yeah you're right maybe a foot job oh my god
03:47
you do hear this flute all the time in this type of yes you do yoga and meditation so maybe that's
03:54
what this guy's into it's very relaxing it's incredibly relaxing yeah see what i'm saying
04:01
oh yeah i know i know it's a different the man makes it uncomfortable it's not as relaxing
04:06
with the man it's not as crisp it just makes me feel like i'm in legends of the fall
04:11
and uh i don't think that's relaxing
04:14
okay you get a different yeah you're going to a whole different place but you can tell the
04:20
difference i guess between this kind of flute yeah and like a real flute this seems like more
04:26
woodsy this is a better flute stop the music for a second yeah okay all right stop the music
04:30
so this i want this music to play after i like decide to go to the grocery store or something
04:34
like mundane like that be like oh no i gotta go to the grocery store and get some cereal
04:39
oh he's on a quest he's on a quest it makes everything a quest it's a quest it kicks up your life
04:49
yeah it's quest music yeah and now i'm visualizing you walking through the grocery store aisles
04:55
looking at the cereal i do but i also see feathers in your head i don't know right yeah i've made clothes
05:00
to go there he's pieced together an outfit right it's mostly just me nude
05:09
his important parts are covered the rest of him is exposed to the elements i got my hip out my hips
05:21
his hips are on display he has weapons he's flourishing at the kroger he's wearing a helmet
05:29
like oh i also need laundry detergent he's carrying laundry detergent it's like laundry detergent
05:38
i'm like all right add it to inventory another quest beautiful that's it makes life better i think
05:45
i don't know it's not bad i just definitely go try it to sleep now see how that works out
Recommended
5:43
|
Up next
Singing While Driving
Beasley Digital
4/17/2025
4:30
Flute from Nepal
LuckyCat
7/31/2019
6:10
Sax On A Plane
Beasley Digital
4/17/2025
3:39
Artist plays music on gigantic flute
Newsflare
2/2/2017
6:24
Heavy Metal Karaoke
Beasley Digital
4/17/2025
7:23
Dave's Angry Encounter
Beasley Digital
4/17/2025
1:10
Lizzo Plays James Madison’s 200-Year-Old Flute To Arena Of Fans
A Plus
10/3/2022
9:10
Peep Show: Hula Hooping Men
Beasley Digital
4/23/2025
3:56
Peep Show: High on Mushrooms
Beasley Digital
4/22/2025
1:09
Man Modifies Banjo to Catch Fish While Playing
Jukin Media
4/30/2025
2:19
01 - B0B0 Z28-BOUNCE THAT ASS(DO IT GIRL GIRL)
Carter Ricky
2/26/2016
8:59
George Takei On His New Book "It Rhymes With Takei"
Beasley Digital
3 days ago
9:10
Flyboi Rich Talks "313 to Da 330" with Showtime The Czar | 105.1 The Bounce
Beasley Digital
3 days ago
22:20
D Da Don Previews "Play The Field" with Lori Mac | 105.1 The Bounce
Beasley Digital
3 days ago
11:09
Killed Due To A Tampon
Beasley Digital
4 days ago
8:21
Will Dave Sell His Feet Pics?
Beasley Digital
4 days ago
9:52
Will Chuck Get Licked
Beasley Digital
4 days ago
11:24
DracuDave
Beasley Digital
4 days ago
11:49
Ziggy Marley Talks "Pajammin'" with Big Jim on 94.7 WCSX
Beasley Digital
4 days ago
9:37
Larry Charles (Seinfeld, Curb, Borat) on the State of Comedy and Being a "Comedy Samurai"
Beasley Digital
5 days ago
21:32
KEM Talks Leaving Motown, Playing The Aretha and New Music | 105.1 The Bounce
Beasley Digital
5 days ago
21:32
KEM on Leaving Motown, Overcoming Doubt and the Impact of Family | 105.9 KISS FM
Beasley Digital
5 days ago
24:45
Killswitch Engage's Jesse Leach | Talkin' Rock with Meltdown
Beasley Digital
6 days ago
3:32
Hey Screamin', Try ... Faygo Flavored Ice Cream?
Beasley Digital
6 days ago
10:48
Derek Stevens (Circa Resort & Casino) on the Biggest Football Betting Contests in Circa History
Beasley Digital
6 days ago