A Human Flutist

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Canada who was ticketed for playing the flute while driving. They stumble upon some calming flute music and Dave shares how he'd like a person to play it for him as he fell asleep.

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00:00those crazy canadians

00:08we talk a lot about texting and driving but here's something that doesn't get as much press

00:14for some reason a guy near toronto canada got pulled over this week for driving while playing

00:22the flute you don't hear that wow he must have been a jazz flutist he loves the flute he was sitting

00:33at a red light playing along to a song on his ipod yes ipod not iphone that makes some sense

00:40wow then the light changed and he continued to play as he started driving wow

00:51some cops happen to be out doing distracted driving enforcement oh how's she going is that a flute

01:00it's a flutist let's pull him over it they did pull him over they posted a photo of the flute here it's

01:11made of wood not metal oh wow incredible this guy's a real hippie i guess it appears to be a south

01:20american clena flute which are played vertically more like a recorder yeah that's it looks like a

01:27recorder but it's a flute okay they did not say the name of the song he was playing along to

01:33they gave him a ticket they told him not to flute and drive how bad is that song he was listening to

01:41i mean what is that south american flute songs i bet it was hot cross buns well that's what i would

01:47learn that was my favorite one to play on the recorder let's see here oh boy

01:53it's got all the instruments

02:01i mean it could be something something could be more relaxing i guess if it was like a

02:09oh that'd make you fall asleep while driving yeah you can't

02:14so mysterious i'd love someone to play me to sleep like this

02:21get up you see the get up on these guys too imagine that guy in dave's bed you just put it on youtube

02:38like we have it on now a lot of people just a lot less uncomfortable put it on your ipod

02:43i'm way more creepy when the man shows up

02:49a man with a flute

02:50you're not a human to play you a flute to sleep

02:54shows up at the door hi i'm here to tuck in dave

02:56yeah i got my flute

02:59like there's no strange service

03:02there's no telling what he might do once you fall asleep to his flute music

03:06i heard he's got big feet yeah i just think i could really fall asleep to this but i i can't

03:14yeah i'd want him to know once i'm asleep you know as i'm falling make it softer

03:20oh and as i'm as i'm out stop because it'll wake me up yes right so i think that's why i would need

03:26more of a human touch right like there's there's nothing monitoring yeah yeah no that's probably a

03:32bad words actually a touch yeah i don't want a flutist to touch me looking for a little extra

03:37there yeah i don't want a flute it's hard to play the yeah no flute and tugs no really hard to do

03:43that because the flute takes two hands well yeah you're right maybe a foot job oh my god

03:47you do hear this flute all the time in this type of yes you do yoga and meditation so maybe that's

03:54what this guy's into it's very relaxing it's incredibly relaxing yeah see what i'm saying

04:01oh yeah i know i know it's a different the man makes it uncomfortable it's not as relaxing

04:06with the man it's not as crisp it just makes me feel like i'm in legends of the fall

04:11and uh i don't think that's relaxing

04:14okay you get a different yeah you're going to a whole different place but you can tell the

04:20difference i guess between this kind of flute yeah and like a real flute this seems like more

04:26woodsy this is a better flute stop the music for a second yeah okay all right stop the music

04:30so this i want this music to play after i like decide to go to the grocery store or something

04:34like mundane like that be like oh no i gotta go to the grocery store and get some cereal

04:39oh he's on a quest he's on a quest it makes everything a quest it's a quest it kicks up your life

04:49yeah it's quest music yeah and now i'm visualizing you walking through the grocery store aisles

04:55looking at the cereal i do but i also see feathers in your head i don't know right yeah i've made clothes

05:00to go there he's pieced together an outfit right it's mostly just me nude

05:09his important parts are covered the rest of him is exposed to the elements i got my hip out my hips

05:21his hips are on display he has weapons he's flourishing at the kroger he's wearing a helmet

05:29like oh i also need laundry detergent he's carrying laundry detergent it's like laundry detergent

05:38i'm like all right add it to inventory another quest beautiful that's it makes life better i think

05:45i don't know it's not bad i just definitely go try it to sleep now see how that works out

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