Dave Haunters' Haunted Grope House

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a haunted house that opened up that's eerily similar to Dave Haunters' Haunted Grope House!

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00:00so uh those of you who have been with the show for a while know that i years ago came up with

00:15the idea of dave hunter's haunted grope house yeah there's even a dave hunter's haunted grope

00:21yeah we changed it up to hunters after that because we thought that was better but um where

00:25you'd go through and uh good-looking women would grope you yes scary i mean they'd be dressed all

00:32scary like but they'd scare you and grope you about adding to the fear slash sexual nature yes

00:43halloween a combination of scary and sexy right dave hunter's haunted grope house

00:50in case you didn't hear it we even had our own jingle which is still one of my favorite

00:57jingles of all time yeah so how many of y'all people out there want to be groped on a daily

01:02basis but scared as hell at the same time it's time to get groped a day part it's hard to grow

01:12house you want to be touched guess what who does it i know that i do grab your tits grab your butts

01:22zombies are dressed like scary hell yeah it's dead haunters hard to grow pounds

01:29so um on tuesday stop it portland is opening up the first ever strip club haunted house

01:41the seven deadly strip club sins how hot is this gonna be uh judging from the pictures

01:50pretty hot yeah uh this uh dj who works there says he came up with the idea suck it trademark

01:58dave and chuck yeah exactly yeah came up with the idea podcast bitch said i've been trying to talk

02:03them into doing it for the last three years hmm just after i came up with the idea yeah and they

02:08finally decided to go ahead with it this year love to know where this guy's from cheesy portland

02:13hacks yeah he said it's sexy with a scary edge to it yeah exactly your description but if you google

02:21um haunted strip clubs yeah well at least first time i've ever done that yeah we'll do obviously

02:28set the record straight i've actually never done this before she always looks for that

02:33you will find that there were many through the years of haunted strip clubs really

02:39girls girls ghouls

02:42that's one of their ideas that's a great idea actually

02:47girls girls ghouls

02:50drop a can is where i lost my heart

02:53it's still not it's not the haunted grope house my idea though that strip joint is terrifying

03:01yeah the pictures of ones they show brutal yeah i mean so a similar idea to mine but not still

03:07last year no one's taking it last year there was talk of this becoming reality i know there was they

03:12actually tried to make it happen here i know they just couldn't pull it all together

03:15no one is stepping up as much as they need to to make the haunted grope house a reality it would be

03:22amazing so this is totally your idea is totally different than the strip club idea though yeah

03:27it is i guess yeah on the surface it seemed like it was the same idea it's more like an actual haunted

03:33house right the people come in like the girls throw you up against a wall and grab your junk

03:37yeah and then shove you into the next you know yes they grab your junk for a bit and then a guy

03:45comes out and throws you into the next room and then there's like two chicks jump on you and grab

03:49your junk yes and you know the butts on yeah right sit on your head and then a big guy comes and grabs

03:56you and throws you in the next room it's like a whirlwind yes of different things where chicks are

04:02attacking your junk you know and then and then you're done and you're like your hair's a mess

04:09you're like what happened and then you just give your money again because you're going back through

04:14right and all it is is just over topic pants type of stuff horsing around just a little

04:21grope there's nothing to it just groping but guys would be lined up down the block to get into the

04:27grope house they would and it would just what's that oh i'm just i just found um what is this

04:33this is an erotic haunted house oh oh goodness is right oh goodness geez my goodness yeah that's

04:44that's different it is but it's not enough i mean yeah there's a chick there all twisted up

04:51pictures oh oh my god that's no good oh my god that's no good it's not the worst that's no good

05:01it's not the worst we're thinking a little lighter yeah right a little more fun yeah i'm thinking way

05:08more fun this is not fun this is not it's a nude guy in an apron chainsawing another nude dude first of

05:15all no dudes are nude in dave haunter yeah no of course that's number one guarantee oh my god it's a

05:20clown jerking off in a phone book in a phone booth phone booth i think he's doing it into the

05:26book though what did you walk so that's one of the aisles you look down yes yes dave yep jesus

05:36lisa would you be terrified at that yeah of course i would i wouldn't go in there i would never go in

05:41there what is this place that's exactly what my butt looks like oh my lord this is awful i don't

05:50like it oh i guarantee my place would be much hotter than this so weird oh yeah we're we're going for

05:55something different than what these people are going for they say for the ladies the you should

06:00have male strippers go in and protect them and grope them while they're going through oh like their

06:05whole job is to just protect them right they protect the ladies but then they fill them up as they're

06:10taking them through the rooms oh yeah i don't like the idea i don't think it's for girls hold on

06:14by dong i mean some girls may want to get that's it if you're if you're into chicks ladies this is

06:19your haunted house but we're not like a for everybody haunted house no i don't think ladies

06:23want to go to that anything like that anyway we're trying not to get groped yeah like your whole life

06:30is trying not to get we're trying to get right all the time ladies live in a constant grope house

06:37yeah exactly they want to go to like the grope free house barry you think that uh the haunted

06:44grope house would be a really good idea dude that is probably the sweetest idea like you had like oh

06:53you handed me a beer you you walk through because people like to be teased like guys like to be teased

06:59i know i do but that's like perfect like you don't want too much and not like you don't want too

07:05less but they're groping everybody wants to be filled on oh man everybody wants to be

07:12everybody wants to be filled on guys grab their self all day so i can only imagine if another person

07:18did it oh no it's true yeah really they're really hot sluts you know we get the hottest of the hot

07:27slots you know oh my god can you imagine having scared nightmares about that oh stop keep grabbing

07:33me oh keep grabbing me oh no see i'm telling you we got like all of that guy's money thanks for

07:40going in he's giving us everything he's coming back every night during the halloween season of course

07:4530 days of just just cash cash cash cash cash cash cash

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