Red Balloon Game: NBA Free Agency!

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The much awaited Red Balloon Game NBA Free Agency is played! Which of these upcoming NBA free agents would be the Perfect Match for the Heat? Who would've thought that this show host was terrified of the sound of balloons popping!

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00:00let us get to what we have been excited about we are stealing the red balloon game

00:04because nba free agency is upon us before you know it and the heat they lose tomorrow

00:13offseason's here and we already got fodder aplenty fodder aplenty is out there wait

00:21here's what i hate about this time of year what's up and you okay this time of year

00:30anybody on planet earth that says something you like uh-huh you run with it you might not even

00:38like that person then all of a sudden he says something that you would like yeah all of a

00:46sudden he's your bud he's your pal sometimes you got to see uh the other side of people you know

00:51it's crazy so anyway leroy since you don't like that i'm putting some of the control into your

00:57hands today okay because we have a game show host all right frog hopper yeah he's joining us here

01:06and he is going to host a game show thank you free agent red balloon game you have a bevy of red

01:12balloons in front of you we have pins for said balloons boom and now you have just realized

01:19if you don't like a red if you don't like a free agent that he brings up to you can i just say this

01:26i was moving the balloon while holding the pin smart i didn't realize until i'm like oh crap i let

01:38the pin go and it's stuck in my leg so we can't do nothing with our frog boy is going to bring up a

01:45free agent yes you could give your initial reaction to pop it or he's going to continue to give some

01:51qualifications of said free agent yeah and as long as it goes through you like the free agent leave

01:57your balloon if anything turns you off pop that balloon okay you get the game i think it's easy

02:03is it one is it one balloon per person yes yes we're just going to rotate yes but if you keep your

02:09balloon let's just say uh x free agent like tyler if we mentioned tyler hero for some reason if we

02:15were doing this in uh i don't know if we were doing this in new orleans uh you could not pop your

02:20balloon and then just hold on to that balloon for the next one j fig wow this popped violent yes it

02:24did yes it did by the way you doubted my balloon blowing skills oh yeah really well looks like a party

02:29let me tell you something oh chicken lips blew those things up like it was nothing why are you gonna do

02:34your front like that it's so dirty all right let's all grab one put a balloon in front of you

02:39don't pop it with those lips he's not cooling off a lot of soup all righty

02:45that's what that's what you call cool soup i have air that comes out of them

02:50soup coolers i feel like it all right what do you have for us frog barker what do you have for us here

02:58today all right for our first free agent welcome on in to red balloon free agent

03:06so because this is a radio medium as well i will also be playing instead of just saying their name

03:15i'll be playing a highlight for you to identify our lucky lucky bachelor all righty uh let us start

03:22off with contestant number one

03:25that is our oh yeah the highlights will actually say the name of the person you know that's the

03:38only one that does it's hard it's hard it's hard uh i would like you guys to meet zion williams

03:44already i'm not i'm i'm not signing injured players wow i don't know like the thing the thing

03:56that has plagued this team for the last couple years is injuries to players i want somebody who

04:02plays let me hear him out let me hear him out i would like jfick hasn't popped a balloon yet

04:06seems like you gotta still keep hearing them out i'm actually terrified right now one thing i don't

04:10like his balloon popping listen you gotta be part of the game jennifer i i am i am okay well

04:15a little bit more sound like robbie what he's getting balloons no he's just he's all skinnish

04:22all right i'm in i'm in all right let's hear what he has to say the six foot six nba sensation with

04:30a heart of gold and a slam dunk smile when he's not dominating on the court he loves to try new foods

04:37and spend time with his loved ones the louisiana large man is looking for someone who can keep up

04:44with this high-flying personality wow what kind of man was it his sweet tooth he is a louisiana

04:52large man with a high-flying personality and a sweet tooth uh pros insanely athletic cons

05:01victim of the astronaut he does he does have a victim to that didn't he just have a stalker

05:09yes yes he did what was that the girl that tattooed her face no that wasn't real okay it wasn't real

05:16another pro stalker real he could uh potentially add more rebounding and presence in the paint

05:26con may not play ever literally ever ever ever he may not play ever like 70 games a year ago

05:39ever yes but he did miss the playoffs didn't miss the playoffs the most games he's played in three

05:44years put together jennifer you gotta pop if you feel like you don't want zion you can't be scared

05:48of popping it you gotta be a grown-up you know we talked about the balloon game for about a week and

05:52a half you should have mentioned you should have mentioned you were terrified of this i did and

05:56you guys thought it was weird it is weird so pop the balloon if you don't want zion

05:59oh are you really wow wait a minute seems like zion goes through wait a minute

06:07they are grown ass men who are intimidated by this one what jennifer jennifer yeah and yet

06:16she's terrified of popping a balloon if it was a bird she'd stab it

06:20that's not true so you won't pop a balloon but you would chuckle you'd choke a bird out

06:31come on all right let's move on to free agent number two there frog marger

06:37agent number two behind a new red balloon there leroy yeah pick it on up pick it on up

06:45all right let's introduce candidate number two looking for durant

06:51that is right that is right indeed you heard it correctly that is none other than kevin durant

07:06wow that's right charming and talented nba superstar with a heart of gold this olympic gold medalist

07:15and nba champion it's looking for someone who can keep up with his adventurous spirit

07:20and multiple personalities pro one of the best basketball players of all time true

07:26con a little long in the tooth he is a little long in the tooth

07:31too little long in the tooth pro cost efficient doesn't even get his hair cut during the season

07:38con doesn't get his hair cut during the season he is a grumpy old man yes but that being said

07:48spo in the heat would love him because he all about basketball mutual interest reportedly from

07:54shams saying yesterday mutual interest look at that all right i'm i'm i'm i'm good with that

08:02you're good with kevin durant because it's gonna be understood it's only gonna be a year or two

08:07kevin durant all right i'm still there heaven durant seems to go through okay all right what

08:19about number three frog barker behind door number three you gotta have your uh you got by the way you

08:27gotta have your balloon on camera dude like can you be a showman and a grown-up it's not like i put

08:34it on camera when it's five feet off camera no when i grabs it yeah okay also can you zoom out

08:39from your camera a little bit now now now you have too many requests yeah like what the hell

08:45uh all right somebody who's scared the damn balloon is telling me you better be able to do the bit

08:50i will i will don't make me get matt rife in here whoa

08:54contestant number oh i'm just gonna anger her a little bit yeah that was good all right

09:02wow give us number three frog barker let's open up door number three

09:09oh my three pops not a real basketball player he's hurt more than xia he's a ferris wheel in basketball shoes

09:24he doesn't get to play he doesn't play real basketball

09:41ferris wheel in basketball he is that's a great he is it's like and now lamella ball

09:48shoot behind my head okay yeah i'm out on lamella ball see you next one yeah it seems like all three

09:59of you guys were out on him very quickly that was our first elimination yep i want you guys to know

10:03that wow i eliminated somebody yeah completely unanimous elimination okay unanimous elimination let's move

10:10on to door number four and you can see imbead was in discomfort immediately that's so painful

10:20let me just make click who are you bringing up here uh you can notice that this isn't a highlight

10:27of any sort of activity of him dunking this is him getting and you could see imbead was in

10:33discomfort immediately that's so painful joel mb okay pop out pop you know you know how tall joel

10:47mb is five foot ten why's that because he's always sitting

10:51so pretty tall he's my height he's my height well sitting down she's not five ten yeah like really

11:00jennifer pros he could he could be the solidifying center that we've always

11:08solidified you have to play he's not he's not gonna be playing a lot did we not all did we were

11:15we not clear by three popped balloons no and you're still going with next next all right let us

11:23move on to door number four all right door number five five is what i meant

11:31that is yannis on tentacompo behind door number five i see okay okay i see no no i'm not popping

11:49that no balloons you don't pop on yannis not only does he play yeah but he's dominant what uh what

11:56but like well this is yannis on tentacompo he is a greek freak and two-time nba mvp with a heart

12:02of gold as they all normally you don't have to worry you won't have to worry about him let him

12:08finish his list dominant force on the court and is looking for someone who can keep up with his high

12:13energy personality love for family and passion and most importantly horny what is

12:22yannis on tentacompo he is horny pros one of the best athletes of this generation cons

12:32really horny and he's only been in milwaukee imagine when he comes to miami well that is true

12:39although he seems to only be horny for mrs greek freak yeah which is good it's good which is nice it

12:44is uh but i will say this might be his third first round exit in a long in four years you know i mean

12:52like let's be real about that they already fired they already fired the coach no they ain't fired

12:58coach that was um that's uh they fired they did fire his coach but then his other his coach just got

13:03fired again now he has doc rivers uh yeah anything to say about this free agent doc you worried about

13:08losing him look in all the years i've been in this business it is what it is uh i'm doing everything

13:17i can to get guys you know ready for the games we got guys who aren't healthy uh it takes time for

13:24these guys to start learn how to work together but it is what it is that is red balloon we'll continue on

13:34we have more free agents to get to later on in the program well done frog barker yeah we did it guys

13:41what is it i don't like the sound

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