If Social Media Coaches Were Honest

Has the algorithm been crushing you? #shorts #ad #gainfollowers

Transcript

00:00Are you trying to level up your social media game in 2025?

00:03Get implied!

00:04Has the algorithm been crushing you?

00:06Has the almighty overlord Mark Zuckerberg not been shining his glorious light upon you recently?

00:11Are you just completely unattractive, untalented, and unable to gain followers?

00:14I'm sharing my number one tip to increase engagement.

00:18Just watch to the end of this video.

00:19Plus, here are five mini tips right now that can help you grow.

00:24Number one, post, post, post.

00:26Post every five minutes of every single day until you die.

00:29Even if your content sucks total shit, just upload it.

00:33Stop using hashtags.

00:35Hashtags are so 2000 and late, girl.

00:37Instead, just become MrBeast.

00:40Literally, if he can do it, so can you.

00:42Make eye-catching reels.

00:44Like, maybe run someone over with your car and film that.

00:47Now that's eye-catching.

00:49AI is the future.

00:51Use AI and ChatGPT to come up with your captions

00:54so everything sounds like generative word salad that would never actually come out of your mouth.

00:58And finally, show hole.

01:01Nothing will get you that raw engagement plus thousands of shares

01:04like showing your big gaping hole on social media.

01:07But my number one tip?

01:08You've waited this long.

01:10Oops!

01:11You're going to have to sign up for my one-on-one coaching sessions.

01:13It costs $500 to talk to me for 10 minutes,

01:16and I'll help you get anywhere from zero to a thousand new followers.

01:19No guarantees, piggies!

01:23You