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Since Coachella Is Kicking Off This Weekend
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4/12/2025
If Music Festivals Were Honest #shorts #coachella #livemusic #musicfestival #parody #youtubeshorts
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Look over there, a famous person.
00:02
Sorry, I had to do that to distract you from the horrifying statistics about drug-related arrests and overdoses at festivals like mine.
00:11
Because drugs are an important part of HortFest.
00:15
They're how we get you here.
00:16
Without them, you'd probably be at home doing something less expensive and physically exhausting.
00:21
So what do you say?
00:23
Go to my 48-hour sweat and sound parade or something else?
00:26
Before you decide, I'd like to point out that what you're really paying for is the opportunity to take a few Instagram pictures,
00:35
to make it seem like you're having a good time,
00:37
and the chance to tell your friends that you went to a big music festival for the rest of your life.
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