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  • 4/12/2025
Aired (April 12, 2025): Matapos mabasag nang ilang beses ang kanyang mga jokes ay nagawa rin ni Ryan Bang na makapagbitaw ng joke na hindi pa alam ng kanyang mga co-host. #GMANetwork

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Transcript
00:01Yes!
00:02Malapit na yung...
00:03Malapit na yung...
00:04Malapit na yung ipo natin.
00:05Thanks to our sponsors.
00:07Wow!
00:08Maipo na natin.
00:09Kaya 900,000 na lang.
00:11Oy!
00:13Kaya po na lang ilong-ilong ka ka.
00:15Gumarakit na.
00:17Makaawa.
00:18Patagdagan po yung papremy namin.
00:20O, eto.
00:21Lahat ay magagaling
00:22pero dapat ay magingat pa rin
00:24sa inyong singing
00:25dahil nakaban tayo pa rin
00:26ang ating opa-gambasador
00:27na si
00:28Ryan!
00:29Bye-bye!
00:34Ano?
00:37Bakit
00:38K9 ang tawak
00:40sa mga aso?
00:41Dahil magpusa,
00:42K10.
00:43K10 o.
00:44K10!
00:45K10!
00:46Meow, meow!
00:47Meow!
00:48Meow, meow!
00:50Nagka-tryan,
00:51pahirapan mo naman kami ng konti.
00:52No-brainer!
00:53Mami, eto.
00:55Paano?
00:57Huwag ka umiyang.
00:58Paano tinayo ang Lazal?
01:01Binild.
01:02Binild.
01:04Taka-tun ka, diba?
01:05Business...
01:07Business administration.
01:09Nakuwa, ano-week lang?
01:10Mas makatagal pa yung in-enroll niya
01:11bago siya kaysa ipinasap pa.
01:13Isang araw lang eh.
01:14Anong gulay?
01:15Gulay.
01:17Naman ka na sa gulay!
01:19Anong gulay ang...
01:20From Lazal to gulay, ha?
01:22Anong gulay ang very religious?
01:25Oh!
01:26Very religious?
01:27Alam yan, ha?
01:28Alam yan, ha?
01:35Oh, wala kayo, no?
01:38Parang wala tayo.
01:39Ano?
01:40Lettuce.
01:41Lettuce spray.
01:43Lettuce spray.
01:44I love it!
01:46I love it!
01:48Lettuce spray.
01:50Lettuce spray.
01:51Oh, alam mo kasi.
01:52Grabe, si Sir Louie gumalong talaga.
01:54Yes!
01:56Anong nakaisa eh.
01:58Lettuce spray.
02:00I like it.
02:01Good job, good job.
02:02Okay.
02:03Kung ganyan, magkakasundo tayo.
02:13house,
02:27Okay.
02:32Then,
02:37When you are safe,

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