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Aired (March 29, 2025): Panoorin kung ilang jokes ang nabato nina Ryan at Ion bago maging havey ang kanilang mga hirit. #GMANetwork

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00:00What fruit is in the court?

00:04Mimi!

00:05Yes, Ryan!

00:07Do you know?

00:08What?

00:09What fruit is in the court?

00:11Huh?

00:12What fruit is in the court?

00:14What?

00:15What fruit is in the court?

00:20You're making me think.

00:21What fruit is in the court?

00:23It's a banana.

00:26Do you know that?

00:28What fruit is in the court?

00:31Avocado?

00:35Avocado?

00:36Mimi!

00:37What?

00:38Where is...

00:41One point, one point!

00:45One zero.

00:46But it's correct!

00:47Avocado!

00:48Avocado.

00:50Mimi?

00:51Yes?

00:52Where is the spaceship?

00:56Where is the spaceship?

00:58Saturn!

01:10Mimi!

01:11There's more!

01:12It's hot in here!

01:15You can do it!

01:16What is called in two sandwiches?

01:20What is called in two sandwiches?

01:24Tuna!

01:26Tuna!

01:31Mimi!

01:32You can still do it!

01:33Mimi!

01:34You can still do it!

01:35Fight!

01:36Fight!

01:37Yeah!

01:38He won't lose.

01:39What kind of fish doesn't know how to sing?

01:48Tuna!

01:51No!

01:52What kind of fish...

01:54What kind?

01:55...doesn't know how to sing?

01:56...doesn't know how to sing?

01:58Are we going to give up?

01:59Yes.

02:00Are we going to be embarrassed?

02:01We might end up here.

02:02I don't want to.

02:04What?

02:05Shrimp!

02:08Fish?

02:09Shrimp?

02:10It's not a fish!

02:11Shrimp!

02:12It's not a fish!

02:15It's not a fish!

02:16It's not a fish!

02:17No, it's not.

02:18It's shrimp.

02:19It's a reptile.

02:20Maybe it's shrimp.

02:21Wait, wait.

02:22Shrimp?

02:23Shrimp?

02:24It's a fish, but it's not a shrimp.

02:25It's a shrimp.

02:26He said it's a shrimp.

02:27Oh, yeah.

02:28I thought...

02:29I thought it was in the water.

02:32It's a reptile.

02:33It's a reptile.

02:34But it's not a fish.

02:35It's a reptile.

02:36It's a reptile.

02:37Then...

02:38Sorry.

02:40You're sorry.

02:41That's why we didn't think of that.

02:42If your uncle doesn't like it,

02:43you can't ask your mom.

02:44That's it.

02:45You're all the same.

02:46We need a referee.

02:47We need a referee.

02:48What kind of fish...

02:50...doesn't know how to swim?

02:51What?

02:54Huh?

02:55What?

02:56What kind of road doesn't know how to swim?

03:01It's a long one.

03:02What?

03:04It's a street.

03:06Street?

03:07Hey!

03:12Street?

03:14Twenty.

03:16One more.

03:17It's a street.

03:19He's volunteering.

03:20It's a street.

03:21Okay.

03:23What kind of city doesn't like rap?

03:26What?

03:27What kind of city doesn't like rap?

03:29Doesn't like rap?

03:31Doesn't like rap?

03:33Doesn't like rap?

03:35Aegis.

03:36Huh? Why?

03:37Why Aegis?

03:38I don't want to dream anymore.

03:41Hey!

03:42Hey!

03:46He's back.

03:47He's back.

03:48So that's what he did to you last night.

03:51He really slept.

03:52Oh, Ayo did it?

03:53Yes.

03:54Ayo did it?

03:55That's what he did.

03:56He didn't sleep.

03:57So Ryan slept early?

03:59I just slept.

04:00You slept for like 12 hours.

04:01Yes.

04:02I slept for a long time.

04:03In fairness, their GC seems to be active.

04:06Ryan Bang and Ayo Perez.

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