Middleditch & Schwartz

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L'irre'sistible duo d'humoristes Thomas Middleditch et Ben Schwartz transforme de simples anecdotes en e'pope'es tordantes dans des sketchs totalement improvise's.

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00:00What is something that you're looking forward to or dreading?

00:04I heard a job interview.

00:05I heard job interview.

00:06Job interview was the first thing I heard.

00:07The video interview was with an automated system.

00:10It would say, like, you have 30 seconds to read the question

00:12and then a minute to record your answer.

00:14They're making you interview yourself.

00:18Please read the following question.

00:19Why do I want to be a photographer?

00:21You now have five seconds to answer.

00:25I don't want to fucking take pictures from the New York Times.

00:28That's a huge New York Times.

00:33Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

00:35I'm 100% certain I'm going to beat you.

00:37Okay.

00:38Because I think I'm in your head a little bit now.

00:40Yeah, all right.

00:41I know you're going to lose.

00:43For real, no.

00:44I think so, too.

00:45Oh, dude, your everything bagel with cream cheese is on the ground.

00:50Oh, man.

00:53It went cream cheese side down.

00:55Sorry, dude.

00:56Are you a flat earther?

00:57No.

00:58Fraternity!

00:59Oh, yeah.

01:00All right.

01:01All right.

01:02All right.

01:03All right.

01:04All right.

01:05All right.

01:06All right.

01:07It's a classic What the Fuck Spotlight.

01:09Your heart, sir.

01:10It's a short nine.

01:11Short nine?

01:13I hope something happens like hashtag short nine.

01:15Yeah.

01:26Last 10 seconds.

01:27Should we listen to anything?

01:28After this piece, man.

01:29See this before?

01:33Yeah.

01:34Okay.

01:35Okay.

01:36May the end.

01:37All right.

01:38How does it look back?

01:39Are you with the ends?

01:41Have you constantly mentioned censorers?

01:43Your mind may be taking on your shoulders.

01:44We're looking for it.

01:46Put it everything.

01:47Then people say control the ends.

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