The Internet’s Wildest Summer Hacks… Do They Work?! 👀

Archie 5

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00:00He got really pissed off.

00:02You know, tall people on average are much more likely to swim faster than short people

00:06just because of like the wingspan and the length.

00:09Just carry it around.

00:10What is that? Is that an inflatable mattress?

00:13I believe it is, sir.

00:14Alright. Is it going to inflate?

00:16I believe it is.

00:17As you predicted.

00:19Oh, it's Pierpong in the water!

00:22That is so cool!

00:23Seriously? So cool!

00:26I love it!

00:27That is nice.

00:28I want to play.

00:29Let's go.

00:31I feel like so much water.

00:33One guy, two girl, and one mattress.

00:36Good job, guy.

00:38Alright, what's this?

00:39SE Max.

00:41That's the thing that makes slushies if you squeeze it.

00:44I think I should try that.

00:46Did it work?

00:47Yeah, it didn't work.

00:47That's nice.

00:48Oh, a little spoon there.

00:51Do you think you can make anything into a slushie with it?

00:54No.

00:55We need to dry it.

00:56Yeah, we need to dry it.

00:56It's a balloon machine.

00:57I'm going to make it for a slushie.

00:59Wow, Matrix style.

01:01That's cool.

01:02What's she doing?

01:03Where are you going?

01:06That's like kind of her business.

01:09Where are you going?

01:10Where are you going?

01:11None of your business.

01:12That's like what the dad would say.

01:14What a waste of materials.

01:14You're not going out like that.

01:16Go back up and change.

01:17Put it on the ground.

01:17Where is it?

01:18What?

01:18Come on.

01:19It's from the fashion works.

01:20Environment.

01:21A crumpled t-shirt.

01:24Okay.

01:25That's just water in my container that I obviously have on the beach.

01:30What is this?

01:30What is that?

01:31Hair conditioner.

01:32Oh, okay.

01:34All right.

01:34And it makes her clothes softer or what?

01:37Because conditioner?

01:38Why?

01:39I don't know.

01:39But why is she wearing a t-shirt on the beach?

01:41Oh, it's for wrinkles.

01:43Yeah.

01:44A crumpled t-shirt.

01:45Ah.

01:47Now we know more.

01:48All right.

01:49So.

01:50Freeze.

01:51All right.

01:53Frozen bottle.

01:54Okay.

01:57That's kind of smart.

01:58That's a little smart.

01:59Yeah, that's cool.

02:02Nice.

02:02Huh.

02:03Nice.

02:04What is ice?

02:08She's so uncool.

02:10No.

02:11No.

02:11We have to be.

02:13She just did it.

02:17Skip it.

02:17Sorry.

02:17Just get some extra fiber.

02:21No.

02:21Oh.

02:22Oh.

02:22Okay.

02:23Some beach photography.

02:27I show my dollar in my hairbrush.

02:30I don't know if I saw a free hairbrush though on the beach.

02:32I'd be like,

02:32Oh, hairbrush.

02:35What?

02:36All right.

02:36It's good.

02:37It's good.

02:37Sand or something.

02:38So just ruin your bedsheets.

02:40Yeah.

02:41Sounds good.

02:43That's actually very smart.

02:44Boom.

02:45I've seen that a lot of beaches actually.

02:47They have that little bucket and you can just dip your feet into it.

02:49Unfortunately, everyone uses it.

02:50So it just looks like a pile of mud when you get to it.

02:54Her wall paint is on.

03:00However.

03:01What's her post-apocalyptic name?

03:03Um, Blond Destroyer.

03:07Blond Destroyer.

03:09Natural cold drink.

03:13All right.

03:14Let's cut the poodle.

03:15So.

03:17Poodle.

03:18Poodle.

03:19Poodle.

03:20Wow.

03:21Okay.

03:21So they're making...

03:22So it floats in the water or something?

03:23I feel like it would already float in the water.

03:24I think it's going to be like a little beach bar or something.

03:26A pool bar.

03:26Ah.

03:27And Paul.

03:28Yes.

03:30Nice.

03:30I like it.

03:31I like it.

03:32I like what I see.

03:33Yes.

03:35All right.

03:37That's so good.

03:38And I bet the water around it is cooling the pool as well.

03:41Yeah.

03:42It's genius.

03:43Wingspanning as well.

03:44Length of arms.

03:45But the muscles, they have vessels.

03:47What are they doing?

03:48Who has less muscles?

03:50Short people.

03:51Yeah.

03:51That's...

03:52That's heightest.

03:53You can't say that.

03:54Oh.

03:55Okay.

03:56We can make it one hole.

04:00What is going on?

04:03Some hot dogs?

04:04Whenever I see holes in the sand, I'm just going to think, oh, that's a butthole.

04:07Oh, that's a boob hole.

04:08Those are loyal holes.

04:11Oh, that's cool.

04:12Oh, yes.

04:13You look so refreshing.

04:15Much easier than drinking it.

04:18What are they doing?

04:20What?

04:21Using transformation, you can have my panties.

04:25What are you going to wear then?

04:28Oh, thank you so much.

04:29I'm just going to stay naked here.

04:32Yeah, I have no panties.

04:33Can you bring me?

04:34Did you ever run out of clean underwear and had to go commando?

04:38There's nothing, nothing, nothing?

04:40Nothing.

04:40There's nothing worse.

04:41There's nothing worse than the feeling of just skin against clothing without any layer

04:49in between it, you know?

04:50Can't do it.

04:51That's good.

04:52Gotta wear underwear, guys.

04:56What's she doing with that?

04:58Oh, okay.

04:58Those look like incredible Hulk mounts.

05:01They do.

05:01Yeah.

05:02She's She-Hulk.

05:03Okay.

05:03She-Hulk.

05:04New shows looking pretty good.

05:05Yeah.

05:06I like what I see.

05:07Okay.

05:09But the way the hat was good.

05:10That was convenient.

05:11Yeah.

05:12I didn't know you could put it back on.

05:13Are you drinking hot soda?

05:14But how are you looking in the beach?

05:16Don't worry.

05:16Yeah.

05:16I'll save you.

05:18Here's some dirty water from the lake.

05:21Ah, keep your stuff cool.

05:23How is that cooling?

05:24That's not cooling.

05:25That's making it warmer.

05:26I feel like that's much worse actually.

05:28Yes.

05:28Why?

05:29And then you have sand all over it.

05:30Oh, gosh.

05:31What is she doing?

05:32It's so hot today.

05:33I just can't.

05:34I can't.

05:34What am I doing?

05:35Whoa, okay.

05:36I'm just going to reach into my pants.

05:38Jeez.

05:39Okay.

05:39That works.

05:40It works.

05:40I have a cute swimming suit.

05:45All right.

05:45Get the fan.

05:46Get my plastic bag.

05:46Okay.

05:47And I hit it and I make a big boom noise.

05:49Oh, you take it.

05:51Wait, what are they doing?

05:52And now she feels hot.

05:54Oh, refreshing.

05:55Oh, yeah, yeah.

05:56That works that way.

05:57It all works, yeah.

05:58Okay.

05:58I'm going to put this little thingy gadget on top of one.

06:02It's like in China, how some places they actually sell cans of air.

06:05That's two birds with one stone.

06:07We know that guy.

06:09Doesn't that look a little bit like Butch?

06:11No way.

06:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:14Butch is too cool to know that guy.

06:16Not bad.

06:17What is helmet?

06:19Yeah, his helmet isn't there.

06:20He was born with a helmet on, so it just doesn't work.

06:23That must be just a doppelganger.

06:25Yeah.

06:26That's not Butch.

06:27So bad.

06:28Uh, it's a, it's a pool.

06:32That's Butch's cousin.

06:34Looch.

06:35Poo.

06:35Such.

06:35Butch.

06:36Dutch.

06:37Dutch.

06:38Butch.

06:39Butch.

06:42You're so Butch.

06:43His parents weren't very creative.

06:45This is Butch and that's Butch.

06:47Butch.

06:48What are they, what is he doing there?

06:51Yas Butch.

06:52Yas Butch.

06:53You got it.

06:53What is he making though?

06:54It's like a pool with.

06:55From the pallets?

06:56It's a pallet pool.

06:57Pallet pool.

06:58It's with a little, like a bar thing or something.

07:00You can jump off of it.

07:01Or you jump off of it.

07:02Maybe it's a bar, maybe you jump off it.

07:04Yeah.

07:05If it's a bar that's cooler.

07:06It will be a stairs.

07:07There you go.

07:08Oh really?

07:09A stairs.

07:09Yeah.

07:11Nice.

07:11Look the pallets are ready.

07:12Slide in there.

07:13Yeah.

07:14Exactly.

07:14That was good.

07:15That was good.

07:16That's satisfying.

07:17Thank you Butch.

07:18Thank you Butch.

07:19Thanks Butch.

07:22What's he going to do now?

07:23Yas.

07:24What?

07:26Easy boy.

07:27I couldn't help it.

07:30Flint.

07:31What do you think that's going to be?

07:34I know.

07:35A little podium.

07:37Because I saw it.

07:38I was going to say amphitheater.

07:40An amphitheater.

07:41Yes.

07:41Okay.

07:42Let's take a different guess.

07:43Actually I was thinking baby cow nursery.

07:45A baby cow nursery.

07:46Yeah.

07:47A calf nursery.

07:48No baby cow.

07:49That is literally a calf.

07:51Veal.

07:51Cow?

07:52No that's meat.

07:56Okay.

07:58It's a long sunbed.

08:00Yeah.

08:01Okay.

08:01Are we there?

08:03That's because Butch is a big boy.

08:04He needs a big long sunbed.

08:07Sunbed.

08:07Stop butching this.

08:08Stop butchering this.

08:10Yeah.

08:12All right.

08:12There we go.

08:13Sunbed.

08:14Push.

08:15This is definitely.

08:16Your guess is what is there?

08:18Okay.

08:18So my best guess right now.

08:19Ice cream stand.

08:20Ice cream stand.

08:21Okay.

08:21That's a good one.

08:22Your?

08:23Um.

08:23A launch pad for NASA.

08:26NASA.

08:28Okay.

08:28This is like worst.

08:29Worst guesses ever.

08:30Yeah.

08:33It's a Cosmodron.

08:35What?

08:35Elon Musk.

08:36Elon Musk 2025.

08:38Nope.

08:39Get out of here.

08:42Get out of here.

08:43Doc.

08:45Oh it's like a little bar area.

08:46Yeah.

08:47A little place to have your drink.

08:47You was close.

08:48Yeah.

08:49Ice cream.

08:49You could have ice cream there.

08:50Right?

08:51Ice cream.

08:52You scream.

08:52We all scream.

08:54Only sometimes.

08:55Yes.

08:59So why is it blue?

09:00Oh it's to hang your stuff on.

09:02Your towels and whatever.

09:03That's awesome.

09:05I see what he did there.

09:06It's very nice.

09:07No it's a pool.

09:08It's not the sea.

09:10I pool what he did there.

09:13Some decoration stuff.

09:14Right?

09:14This is like it seems so simple when they do it like this.

09:16It seems like oh this is just I could do that.

09:18You know?

09:19I can do that in five minutes.

09:20You can not do it.

09:21Yeah this is definitely not five minutes.

09:24But it's doable.

09:26It's doable.

09:27So that's that's the beauty of it.

09:29I just watch it while I'm like laying on my couch eating Cheetos.

09:33And drinking that Mountain Dew.

09:35You know?

09:35I can do that.

09:36I can do that.

09:37I can do that.

09:39I can do it even better.

09:40Exactly.

09:41For three minutes.

09:41Exactly.

09:43While I'm stuffing Cheetos in my mouth.

09:44Yeah.

09:46Oh!

09:47Is that Archie?

09:48No way.

09:49That's not.

09:50That's a duffelgag.

09:50It's Farchie.

09:51Oh that's Farchie.

09:52Archie's cousin.

09:53Whoa.

09:54Yeah.

09:56What are you doing there?

09:57What are you doing Farchie?

09:58It's in our university.

10:00This is like the multiverse.

10:01Yeah.

10:01Exactly.

10:02It really is like the multiverse.

10:04Oh boy.

10:04Oh cheerio.

10:05Cheers.

10:06There's some bubbles in the air.

10:07Yes.

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