Idol Ko Si Kap: Nora Aunor, multiverse version!

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Nagpa-contest si Kap (Bong Revilla) sa barangay para malaman kung sino talaga ang totoong Nora Aunor at nang sa ganon ay matigil na ang mga panloloko kay Nanay Idang (Luz Valdez).

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00:00Because of what you're doing, my mother is about to give birth.

00:08Wait, we just want to make my mother happy.

00:13Make her happy?

00:14And you, Jolo?

00:16Why are you still here?

00:19Didn't I tell you to stay away from my sister?

00:21I'm sorry, I just asked for help from Gigi.

00:26We don't need your help.

00:31You know what, Cap?

00:33What?

00:34We all have good intentions.

00:36But I think you and Miss Nora are just playing hard to get.

00:40Excuse me, I'm not playing hard to get.

00:44She's playing hard to get.

00:46Hey!

00:48I think Miss Nora is more organized than you.

00:52Even if you ask the people who are in charge.

00:56You have such a thick face.

00:59When did Miss Nora put on her linoleum?

01:02Don't get me wrong.

01:04This is a gift from my ancestors.

01:06Even if you ask them,

01:07other than you,

01:08you look like a monster.

01:11Look, it's all over your body.

01:13That's right.

01:15You're a liar.

01:17You look like a clown.

01:19Clown?

01:20If I'm a clown, you're a clown.

01:23Hey!

01:24So this is my cute house.

01:26Are you embarrassed?

01:28You're a superstar and you live here?

01:30No, it's okay.

01:31I just want to solve my problem.

01:34Okay.

01:35Come in.

01:38There.

01:41I'll just put it here.

01:42Don't worry.

01:44Go ahead.

01:46You know, I want to know who's ruining my reputation.

01:50That's right.

01:51Don't just stay here.

01:53Feel at home.

01:54Relax.

01:55Okay?

01:56Okay.

01:57Go ahead.

01:58Type it.

01:59Is my house okay?

02:02It looks...

02:04It looks like you have a lot of stuff.

02:09Not really.

02:10Maybe you're just small.

02:16Let's close it.

02:17I don't want to close it.

02:18Can I have a glass of juice?

02:20It's okay.

02:23I'll just buy it.

02:24Okay.

02:25Don't worry.

02:44You know,

02:45you look like Nora Honor.

02:48Really?

02:49Why are you talking like that?

02:50You're so hype.

02:51No, I'm not.

02:53But you're not blind.

02:55Right?

03:00What do you think?

03:03Come here.

03:04Where's Vivian?

03:07She went out for a while.

03:09She bought something.

03:10Have a seat.

03:12She bought me a ticket for the show.

03:16I'll buy it.

03:17Do you want to buy it?

03:18Here's the ticket.

03:19Look.

03:20You know,

03:21this is Nora Honor's show.

03:23Nora Honor

03:25in Rancho Verde.

03:27Yes.

03:28Who will sell this?

03:30The attorney.

03:32But you know,

03:34you really look like Nora Honor.

03:36Why am I the only one who looks like her?

03:38Really?

03:39Let's go.

03:40Hey.

03:47Even the nun.

03:48Nun?

03:49Yes.

03:50You know,

03:51among all the people who look like Nora,

03:53you're the only one who looks like her.

03:55Really?

03:56You look like an original.

03:57Original?

03:58Original?

04:00I look like an original?

04:01Yes.

04:04I look like an original.

04:05I'm so hot.

04:06I'm better than you.

04:08No, you're wrong.

04:09I'm better than the two of you.

04:12Stop it.

04:13What are you fighting about?

04:15What is it?

04:16What are you fighting about?

04:17Who is Nora Honor?

04:19Who is Nora Honor?

04:20I'm really Nora Honor.

04:21I look alike.

04:24Right.

04:25You look alike.

04:26And you look like an original.

04:28Because you're the oldest

04:31among the two of us.

04:33The three of us.

04:35Brother, brother.

04:36Your ticket.

04:37Brother, I'm going to show you

04:38who looks like Nora Honor.

04:40Really?

04:41Of course.

04:42Right?

04:43Oh, my.

04:44You look alike.

04:45And look.

04:48You even smell.

04:50Oh, my.

04:51It's fake.

04:52Fake?

04:53Fake?

04:54Yes, that's right.

04:55The one you brought is fake.

04:56That's not true.

04:57That's right.

04:58You're so ambitious.

05:00Where did you come from

05:02and why are you here?

05:03Wait, wait, wait.

05:05Hey.

05:06I'll give you a chance.

05:07Don't be like that.

05:08Don't lose.

05:10I have an idea.

05:11Let's have a contest.

05:12Let's see who can

05:14beat Nora.

05:15That's right.

05:16That's right.

05:17Yes, yes, yes.

05:18You're right.

05:19Yes, of course.

05:20And maybe there's a chance

05:21that someone is older than you.

05:22That's right.

05:23That's what you should do.

05:24A chance?

05:25There's no chance.

05:27Because the chance

05:29is only in the heart.

05:31You're making a curse.

05:32You're making excuses.

05:34There's no chance.

05:36That's right.

05:38Wait.

05:39You're making us

05:41suspicious.

05:43Don't make me suspicious

05:45because I

05:47did not kill

05:49anybody.

05:51Are you sure, Gay?

05:54Don't touch my brother

05:56because my brother

05:58is not

06:00a book.

06:01Wait, wait, wait.

06:02She's making a curse.

06:03That's right.

06:04She's making a curse.

06:05Excuse me.

06:06I'm getting hot here.

06:08It's so hot.

06:10You're making us suspicious.

06:11Don't eat

06:12lollipop and roses.

06:13And don't eat

06:14burong talangka.

06:16You're right.

06:17You don't belong here

06:18because there are three of us.

06:19There are three of us.

06:20Fe,

06:21Esperanza,

06:22and Kalita.

06:23You're right.

06:24You're just choosing a market.

06:25But you're looking for

06:26Flor,

06:27Bona,

06:28and Achay.

06:29Yes.

06:30And not Achay.

06:31You haven't experienced

06:32going to

06:33Blue Hawaii

06:34and around the world.

06:36One more thing.

06:37One more thing.

06:38Maybe what you're looking for

06:39is the flag over there.

06:40The orang.

06:41Oh, no.

06:42His movie is

06:43the orang.

06:44Oh, no.

06:45The purple team.

06:46The purple team.

06:47Crazy.

06:48Don't look for that here.

07:03You know.

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