Idol Ko Si Kap: Ang negosyanteng mapanukso!

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Isang negosyante ang dumating sa barangay ni Kap (Bong Revilla), pero mukhang hindi lang permit ang layunin nito.

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00:00Hey!

00:01Gulay oh gulat!

00:04Cap!

00:04Hi!

00:05Cupp,

00:06wala na.

00:07I don't know.

00:08I don't know.

00:09I don't know.

00:10I don't know.

00:11I need paper.

00:12You need paper.

00:13You need paper to put me.

00:15Oh!

00:16My paper.

00:17I don't know.

00:18I don't know.

00:19I don't know.

00:20It's nice to make a big deal.

00:22It's nice to make a big deal.

00:23It's not bad.

00:24I don't know.

00:25You want my paper?

00:26I don't know.

00:27No, my paper.

00:28I need to be a different guy.

00:31It's a different guy.

00:31Bala kagal!

00:32Crap!

00:33You'll know, want to be a star in your car.

00:34You'll need to buy out the car

00:36where you're a different pair.

00:37I'm different.

00:38Also, I shouldn't have a favorite.

00:41Let's have a special number.

00:43You'll need a special special special.

00:44It should be a special special special special.

00:45No special special special special.

00:48Can I just have a special special special?

00:49Back, back.

00:50Remembering a special special special but it's hard to do.

00:52Okay.

00:53You can stop me now.

00:53I'll tell you,

00:55I can tell you if I'm not on a special special.

00:56You're a special special.

00:57It depends on the special special.

00:58I'm broke. I'm broke.

01:00I need money, but I don't have money.

01:02I'm going to go down. Okay, okay.

01:04What's your annual report?

01:08Huh?

01:09Wait, wait, wait.

01:11It's done.

01:12It's not done.

01:14It's not done yet.

01:15It's been a while.

01:17It's been a while.

01:18It's been a while.

01:19It's been a while.

01:22It's been a reporter.

01:23It's been a while.

01:25Where are you?

01:26Have you got a while?

01:28We're going to do it.

01:30We can do it.

01:31Promise.

01:32No, I'm gonna help you.

01:33We'll probably need a secretary.

01:35Hey, cap?

01:36Secretary is going to be a good one.

01:38You're going to be good.

01:39You're going to pay.

01:40We're going to pay for money.

01:41We're going to pay for it.

01:42We're going to pay for it.

01:44We're going to pay for it.

01:46We're going to pay for it.

01:47That's it.

01:48And the money that you have to pay for it.

01:50You'll pay a lot of money.

01:52That's it.

01:53I'll pay for it.

01:54I'm going to pay for it.

01:55Ano ba sa seretara? Magaling ako mag-type.

01:58Ang bilis ko... 40,000 per minute ata?

02:01Ang bagulis kahit pabaligtan pa eh.

02:03Say, I'ma ka kayang kayang.

02:05Ka-sige na naman kailangan ko ng trabaho.

02:07Please.

02:08Ayaw na nga.

02:10Magaling na ako mag-type eh.

02:12Hey, type na nga kita eh.

02:13Halon type.

02:13Sige naman.

02:14Sige na nga.

02:16Buti ba mag-tinga ka na lang doon?

02:18Aka't ka?

02:19I'ma ka.

02:19Ba ba?

02:20Magsitigil nga kayo?

02:21Kanina pa ako naririnde.

02:23Oo nga naman ina-ingay mo eh.

02:24Good morning sir!

02:25Hi, hi.

02:26Hi.

02:27Do you know what I'm doing here?

02:29Oh, I'm just going to get here.

02:30I'm just going to get here.

02:31I'm just Linlin.

02:33Linlin?

02:34Oh, I'm thinking Linlin.

02:36No, Linlin.

02:38Linlin.

02:39Linlin.

02:40Linlin.

02:41That's kind of cool.

02:43Linlin.

02:44What's that?

02:45I don't know.

02:47I don't know.

02:48Linlin.

02:49Linlin.

02:50Linlin.

02:51Linlin.

02:52Linlin.

02:53Linlin.

02:54Linlin.

02:55Linlin.

02:56Linlin.

02:57Uh, teka.

02:58Ano ba may paglilingkot ko sa'yo?

02:59Um, gusto ko sanong minigay ng business permit para dun sa video arcade ko.

03:02Ah, sa video arcade.

03:03Sige.

03:04Kompleto na ba itong papeles dito?

03:05Di ba't pag-aaralan ko, ha?

03:07Ay, huwag na ka.

03:08Huwag niyo na pag-aaralan.

03:09Pero mahan niyo na lang kasi nagmamadali ako.

03:11Hindi, hindi, hindi.

03:12Meron ka pang kailangan kasi...

03:13Maka mamaya, maunahan ako dun sa pwesto.

03:15Siyempre, kawawa mo na po, di ba?

03:17Ang papalagay ko, hindi na kailangan eh.

03:19Nakapwesto ka na eh.

03:20Oh, oh.

03:21Oh, oh.

03:22Siguro sa tingin niyo ba eh, kailangan pa pag-aaralan niyo eh.

03:25Teka, teka.

03:26Kailangan ko pa siguro itanong kay Bayani.

03:28Hindi, hindi, hindi.

03:29Sabihin.

03:30Eh, kailangan pag-aaralan eh.

03:31Hindi po pwede yung ganun.

03:33Masyadong, teka, teka, teka.

03:34Umalis ka muna dyan.

03:35At ako yung na ano eh.

03:36Sige na ka.

03:37Ha?

03:38Tulungan mo na ako.

03:39Ay.

03:40Malita mo, pumakonta ka na.

03:41Kasi eh.

03:42Pag tinulungan mo ako, tutulungan din kita.

03:44Kasi balita ako, nagbabay and sell ka daw ng car.

03:47Marami akong mga contacts.

03:48Pa, sus.

03:49Marami.

03:50Ang ganda mo nga mag-contact.

03:51Eh.

03:52Magandang talaga eh.

03:54Hindi, kaka.

03:55Doon muna tayo sa tindahan.

03:56Mabili kita ng inumin.

03:57Matreat kita.

03:58Para magpag-usapan natin na mabuti yung business na gagawin natin.

04:01Ay.

04:02Nakapapagalala na rin kita sa mga contacts.

04:03Wala ka.

04:04Sama kami.

04:05Hindi.

04:06Dyan lang kayo.

04:07Tulang yung pera ko.

04:08Mas kayo kumain.

04:09Lalo na to.

04:10Dyan lang.

04:11Dyan lang.

04:12Dyan lang.

04:13Dyan lang.

04:14Dyan lang.

04:15Ay.

04:16Ang haro.

04:17Kapal ng mukha.

04:18Dyan lang.

04:19Saan ako parang iba-iba yung narah-iba siya eh.

04:21Ang kapal ng mukha ng babaeng yan.

04:23Kung makaasta, kala mo naman kung sino.

04:25Dyan?

04:26Parang tanga.

04:27Kung ako yan, talaga, Diyos ko.

04:29Magigilaiti ako dyan.

04:30Sika-sika.

04:31Mukhang ang ano eh.

04:32Iba siya eh.

04:33Maraming masahe.

04:34Bakit masahe naman ako?

04:35May kape ka dyan?

04:36Sige na.

04:37Takata.

04:38Hindi.

04:40Hindi.

04:41Ni saka na.

04:42Ang isaw, hindi.

04:44Dahil non sila ka?

04:45Pampulala ka?

04:46Ano ko kape?

04:47инг magpupua, hih hih?

04:48Hi!

04:49Maka mOLL...

04:51Anytime, anyone, anyhow, welcome to my door, that's to begin, anywhere in the world, everybody

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