A year of COVID-19 in under 6 minutes

Brut America

3/25/2025

A lot has happened since news of COVID-19 first broke...

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00:00The mystery virus miraculously goes away.

00:03Cases continue to increase.

00:05I'm not closing this door.

00:07Grab the ear loops.

00:08Vaccine, vaccine.

00:11This is insane.

00:18Begin with the mystery virus spreading in China.

00:30Bronzo.

00:38The virus.

00:40They're working hard.

00:41Looks like by April, you know, in theory,

00:43when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

00:46Hope that's true.

00:47Breaking news.

00:48The first death from coronavirus here in the United States.

00:51If you look at the curves of outbreaks,

00:54you know, they go big peaks and they come down.

00:56What we need to do is flatten that down.

00:59I see all kinds of beautiful variants of hand shaking at school.

01:03But we're going to stop hand shaking from now on.

01:06Oh, sorry, I can't take it anymore. Sorry, sorry.

01:08We have therefore made the assessment

01:11that COVID-19 can be characterised as a pandemic.

01:22I wish I would have took this thing more seriously

01:25and I hope everyone else is going to do so

01:28because we can do it together.

01:53Imagine there's no heaven.

01:57It's easy if you try.

02:01Yeah, I'm at home, taking a jacuzzi, smoking a little stogie.

02:08I just finished a bike ride and a little bit of workout

02:12and I just, you know, keep staying at home.

02:25Hi there.

02:26So I put your prescription there.

02:28Of course, no worries.

02:29This is one of those times when I remember

02:31that New York is such a small town

02:33and people are willing to look out for one another

02:36and have each other's back.

02:50We pray for Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

02:53He's become a great friend of ours.

02:55He loves this country.

02:55He loves his country.

02:57But he loves the USA

02:59and he's always been very good to us.

03:01Just pretend you had a powwow

03:02because right now we're all in quarantine.

03:04Just some powwows.

03:13Grab it by the very top.

03:15Hold on to the bar.

03:16Pinch the bar on your nose.

03:18Grab the ear loops.

03:20Put them over your ears.

03:22Pull the bottom part over your chin.

03:24Your nose is covered.

03:25Your mouth is covered.

03:26Your chin is covered.

03:27Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous,

03:31whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.

03:34And then I see the disinfectant

03:37where it knocks it out in a minute.

03:39The first thing I'm gonna do after quarantine,

03:42my God, I'm gonna have sex, girl.

03:45I'm just gonna be honest.

03:46I'm not closing the store.

03:48If they arrest me,

03:50I have someone that will keep the store open

03:52because it's our right to keep the store open.

04:06This is insane.

04:07This is insane.

04:09I don't wear a mask for the same reason

04:12I don't wear underwear.

04:13Things gotta breathe.

04:15When I saw it, as soon as I came in,

04:17I said, wait a minute,

04:18this looks like Cinderella's couch.

04:20It's beautiful.

04:21I like it.

04:21Now to another grim milestone,

04:23the world surpassing one million deaths

04:25from the coronavirus.

04:27Over the course of his illness,

04:28the president has experienced two episodes

04:30of transient drops in his oxygen saturation.

04:33Mr. President.

04:35Oh, my God, I love you.

04:37What does it feel like to be patient number two?

04:42Groundbreaking, I think.

04:44It could make a difference to our lives

04:47from now on, couldn't it?

04:49It's the start of changing our lives

04:51and our lifestyle.

04:52Santa Claus is immune to this virus

04:55and he is, we had a brief chat with him

04:59and he's doing very well.

05:01And yet another variant of COVID-19

05:03has been detected in the UK.

05:04Hallelujah.

05:08Hallelujah.

05:20News this evening that the dangerous

05:22South African variant has now been detected

05:24in a patient here in New York City.

05:26Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

05:30I'm begging of you, please don't hesitate.

05:33Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

05:37Because once you're dead,

05:38then that's a bit too late.

A year of COVID-19 in under 6 minutes

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