Pepito Manaloto: Chito, may itinatagong pilantik?! (YouLOL)

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Ipinasok ni Pepito (Michael V.) si Chito (Joshua Pineda) sa soccer, pero nagulat ito dahil tila hindi bagay sa anak ang napili niyang sport.

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00:00Uh, Bits?

00:03Hmm?

00:04I have a question for you.

00:07Don't get mad.

00:09What is it?

00:10Is Cheeto...

00:13...gay?

00:17He's not gay!

00:19No, because...

00:20...look at him.

00:21When he's trimming his hair...

00:23...he looks like a lawyer.

00:25What?

00:26It's not because he's trimming his hair that he's gay.

00:29No, I just noticed that...

00:32...first of all, look at him.

00:34He's a lambarcada.

00:35He's quiet.

00:37And then, he moves around a lot.

00:39He's soft.

00:40Bits, don't get mad, okay?

00:42I'm just concerned about your son.

00:44I love him.

00:45Oh, no.

00:46He's really like that.

00:48Let it go, okay?

00:49And...

00:50...he moves around a lot.

00:51He doesn't move around like a pig.

00:53He's like that.

00:54He's gay.

00:55He's like that.

00:56No, it's just me.

00:57I can't compare him to our childhood.

01:00When we go home...

01:02...we sweat.

01:03Yes.

01:04When we go home...

01:05...we're dirty.

01:06The dirt under our feet...

01:08...we have scars.

01:09But look at Chico.

01:11He's clean.

01:12His hair is neat.

01:13It smells good.

01:14And...

01:15...he's soft.

01:16Bits.

01:19I know, right?

01:20Of course.

01:21That's why I have doubts about your son.

01:23That's why...

01:24...you should teach him as soon as possible.

01:27Yes, but...

01:28...don't teach him nonsense.

01:30Of course.

01:31He's just like me.

01:33He's like a real man.

01:35That's what I'm going to teach him.

01:37A real man?

01:38Of course.

01:40Good morning.

01:42Wow.

01:45Wow.

01:46No.

01:47I was just surprised.

01:48Are you Mr. Petito Manalo?

01:50Yes, that's me.

01:51Oh, it's you.

01:53I'd like to enroll my son.

01:55Is it possible?

01:56Of course.

01:57It's his first day of soccer.

01:59Hi, coach!

02:03Okay, boys.

02:05This is it.

02:08Are you ready?

02:09Yeah!

02:10Let's do this!

02:12Yeah!

02:26Yeah!

02:57Oh.

03:00Oh.

03:10Oh.

03:26MUSIC

03:30FARTING

03:33MUSIC

03:38MUSIC

03:41SNIFFING

03:44MUSIC

03:47SNIFFING

03:50MUSIC

03:54Hey!

03:56Am I right?

03:57What's right?

03:59Cheeto is gay!

04:00Would you like this?

04:01Yes, okay.

04:02Alright, alright.

04:03It's up to you, if you don't believe me,

04:05if so, I will take care of him to remedy.

04:07Hey. Where are you going?

04:09Huh? To the kitchen.

04:11I will remedy my hunger first.

04:14MUSIC

04:18FARTING

04:21♪

04:31♪

04:43Ah, ah, hi, hi!

04:46May I talk to you?

04:48Me?

04:49I have something to tell you.

04:51Oh, here it is.

04:54What is it?

04:55I hope you don't get mad if one day I want to tell you this.

05:03Okay, I'm ready.

05:05I don't want to play soccer anymore.

05:11That's it?

05:12Yes.

05:13That's it?

05:14That's all you're going to say?

05:17I got scared.

05:18I almost died.

05:20No, it's okay, it's okay.

05:22Your mother and I were just worried that you might dream again.

05:25We just don't want you to dream at home.

05:26You can't do anything.

05:27That's why we asked you to come here.

05:28But if you want anything,

05:30whatever you want to do,

05:32just tell me.

05:33I want to play volleyball.

05:37What's the problem if Chito wants to enroll in volleyball?

05:40Do you know when I was a kid,

05:42when Chito was my age,

05:44I also played volleyball.

05:45That's the problem.

05:47Our son, Chito, is a boy.

05:49He's not gay.

05:51But Pito,

05:52there are boys who play volleyball, right?

05:54It doesn't mean that if you play volleyball,

05:56you're gay.

05:57It's not like that.

05:58That's what I'm saying to Pito.

06:00As long as Chito doesn't play volleyball,

06:02no.

06:11No, he really can't play volleyball.

06:14Besides,

06:15what's wrong with him?

06:17Where will he go to school?

06:18I don't know any school where he can go to school.

06:20Don't worry about that.

06:23Elsa, do you want me to accompany you tomorrow?

06:25Let's enroll Chito.

06:26Really?

06:27I really want to.

06:28You know,

06:29I really wanted to play volleyball.

06:32If I'm not pregnant now,

06:33I'll enroll him.

06:35Let's do it.

06:36Why?

06:37Because he's so cute.

06:38You're wearing a cute outfit,

06:40and you're playing volleyball.

06:44Anytime, anyone, anyhow.

06:48Anywhere in the world,

06:49everybody in the house.

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06:55You know.

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