Nagulat si Pepito (Michael V.) nang may isa pang kamukha niya ang biglang nagpakilalang totoong Pepe (Michael V.). Sino kaya ang nagsasabi ng totoo?
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Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
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00:00Pepe, what do you want to do when you buy it?
00:05I bought a large house, like your house.
00:09I bought a car, a garage, a lot, a lot,
00:15and I bought a lot of restaurants,
00:19and I bought a lot of people around the world.
00:24Pepe, I don't know what your plan is.
00:27Kasi, baka kung ituloy mo yung pinaplano mo,
00:31eh, baka maubos yung pera mo.
00:33Eh, ano nga gawin ko?
00:35Eh, kung gusto mo eh,
00:37ipamanage mo muna sa amin yung pera mo.
00:41O eh, ano ba dapat unahin ko?
00:45Eh, dapat masiguro muna natin yung safety mo.
00:48Dapat sa safe na lugar katitira.
00:51Safe na lugar? Ano yun? Saan yun eh?
00:54Ano yung ibang alam na lugar kundi yung bahay namin.
00:57Kung gusto mo, dito ka lang muna tumuloy hanggat hindi mo nakuha yung napapanalunan mo.
01:00Talaga?
01:02Patitirain niyo ako dito, no?
01:04Talaga pa lang napakabayad niyo, Sir Pepito.
01:06Teka, kung dito titira si Pepe,
01:08kailangan may palatandaan tayo kung sino si Pepe at si Pits.
01:12Hindi na kailangan yun.
01:14Hindi lang sila mahirap kilalanin eh.
01:16Sabagay, matagal ko lang kilala si Pits.
01:18Hindi ako magkakamali.
01:20Ah, mali.
01:22Best friend ko yata yan.
01:23Hindi ko, Pits?
01:25Eh.
01:26Glimboli.
01:47Ay! Aak!
01:49Bukita nge eu, left grenaka agereghi?
01:50ovit.
01:51Glimboli.
01:52Ñ‹li-dewi.
01:52No, I'm not going to die!
01:54Oh, sorry!
01:56What did you do here?
01:58It's hot inside.
02:00I'm going to have to cry.
02:02I'm going to cry.
02:04You're going to cry?
02:06I'm not going to cry.
02:08I'm not going to cry.
02:10I'm not going to cry.
02:12I'm not going to cry?
02:14I'm going to cry.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:18Is it hot?
02:20We have to cry.
02:22Are we a Yes?
02:24We are not going to cry.
02:26I want to cry.
02:28I'm not going to cry.
02:30I will pray.
02:32We'll try to take a word.
02:34Can we go to the two?
02:36Can we go to the two?
02:38I can't breathe.
02:40I will, I will cry.
02:42I will cry a little much.
02:44It's hot.
02:46It's hot.
02:50Ugh, hey!
02:53Fuck!
03:04I'm going to do that!
03:08Hey!
03:09Man!
03:10Shh!
03:11Hey!
03:12Huh?
03:12What do you want to do it here?
03:13Hey, well, what?
03:14I'm going to exercise.
03:16I'm going to exercise.
03:17Kailangan mo ba talaga mag-exercise pag gumakit ng bakon?
03:20Oo, ano to, maganda sa katawan. Subukan mo.
03:23Talaga?
03:24Oo! Subukan mo.
03:29Ito talaga naman mo.
03:30Diba?
03:35Gagano mo pa yung baso mo para sumakas mo.
03:39Pepe?
03:40Ha?
03:41Mas pabuti pa siguro doon ka muna sa lub ng bahay mag-stay.
03:43Bakit?
03:44Mukhang hindi ka na safe dito eh.
03:45Bakit?
03:46Parang may umaaligid eh.
03:47Ha?
03:48Siguro inaalam lang kung nandito ka.
03:49Ha?
03:50Talaga?
03:51Sige, sige.
03:52Tago na ako sa loob.
03:53Oo sige, doon ka muna.
04:02Pepe?
04:03Uy!
04:04Ha?
04:05Ha?
04:06Bakit nasa'yo lahat ng susinabahay?
04:07Oo, ano?
04:08Kasi may...
04:10May bibilin sana ako sa labas.
04:12Naka-lock yung gate, diba?
04:14Bibilin?
04:15Oo.
04:16Ano?
04:17Ano?
04:18Ano?
04:19Ano?
04:20Ano?
04:21Ano?
04:22Ano?
04:23Siba nga?
04:24Uusapan natin.
04:25Huwag ka munang lumabas.
04:26Kasi ano eh.
04:27Sabi nga ni Robert, diba?
04:28May maali-aliki daw.
04:29Delikado para sa'yo.
04:30Eh, yun na nga eh.
04:31Kasi ang iniisip ko baka pag di ko na kuha agad yung napanalunan ko baka ano.
04:37Baka hindi ko na mapakinabangan yun, diba?
04:40Alam mo, naiintindihan kita eh.
04:42Kaya sige, ngayon mismo kukunin natin yung pera.
04:46Inais ko na.
04:47Plansyado na lahat eh.
04:48Talaga!
04:49Sige!
04:50Uy!
04:51Balato ha!
04:52Ano ako pa iniisip yun eh.
04:54Ah, Pepe?
04:55Manlibre ka naman pag nakuha mo yung napanalunan mo.
04:58Oo, sige. Ano ba gusto mo?
05:00Ah, hotdog. Yung footlong.
05:02Aperito ko yun eh.
05:03Aperito!
05:04Aperito!
05:05Aperito!
05:06Aperito!
05:07Aperito!
05:08Kami magkamukha pero kayo magkaugali eh.
05:14Pipito, pipito.
05:16Oh.
05:17Salamat nga pala.
05:18Tsaka, pasensya ka na eh.
05:20Gusto ko lang kasi mahawakan yung premya ko eh.
05:24Ako rin eh.
05:25Gusto ko na rin mahawakan yung hotdog ko eh.
05:27Talaga.
05:32Sige na, kailangan bilisan natin.
05:34May sumusunod sa atin.
05:40Toto!
05:44Teka.
05:45Na doble na ang paningin ko ah.
05:47Parang ako rin eh.
05:49Pepe, sino ba yan?
05:51Ah, Sir Pepito.
05:53Ako po yung tunay na Pepe.
05:55Manalo.
05:58Teka.
05:59Hindi ko maintindihan ah.
06:01Ah, Pepe.
06:03Tsoto gayon?
06:04Eh.
06:06Oo eh.
06:07Ah.
06:08Hindi talaga ako si Pepe.
06:10Ako si Toto.
06:12Toto Manalo.
06:13Kambal kami.
06:14Pins.
06:15Hindi ko talaga maintindihan.
06:17Hindi.
06:18Kasi ano eh.
06:19Ah.
06:20Nalaman kong nanalo ng loto itong si Pepe.
06:24Naikwento niya sa akin yun eh.
06:25Tapos sakto naman.
06:27Napanood ko kayo sir na.
06:29Ina-announce nyo na.
06:30Nasa inyo yung tiket.
06:32Eh.
06:33Ang naisip ko.
06:35Magpanggap ako na.
06:36Ako si Pepe.
06:37Para ako makakuha nung pera.
06:39Ayun.
06:40Nakuha ako na.
06:41Sa madaling salita.
06:43Nagahama ka sa pera ni Pepe.
06:45Eh.
06:46Tol.
06:47Ano ma'am.
06:48Ano ma'am.
06:49Ano ma'am.
06:50Ano ma'am nagawa sa akin to eh.
06:51Kapatid tayo.
06:52Di ba?
06:53Oo eh.
06:54Pero eh.
06:55Naisip ko.
06:56Baka pag.
06:57Pag yumaman ka na.
06:58Wala na eh.
06:59Iwanan mo na ako.
07:00Eh.
07:01Katao-tao.
07:02Dahil.
07:03Ngayon pa nga lang.
07:04Di ba?
07:05Hindi na tayo magkasundo eh.
07:06Ganun talaga eh.
07:07Eh.
07:08Magkaiba tayo ng kinalakyan.
07:09Tsaka na ugali eh.
07:10Oo nga.
07:11Yun nga.
07:12Isa nga.
07:13Eh.
07:14Kaya tatamuha ngayon pa lang.
07:15Magkasundo eh.
07:16Di lalo na.
07:17Pagka yumaman ka.
07:18Toy.
07:19Toy.
07:20Sandali.
07:21Sandali.
07:22Anong hindi magkasundo?
07:23Ha?
07:24Eh.
07:25Magkapatid kayo eh.
07:26May alam nga ako pusa.
07:27Hindi magkaano-ano.
07:28Nakuha magkasundo.
07:29Eh kayo pa kayo.
07:30Kambal kayo.
07:31Naturing ang kambal kayo eh.
07:32Ano ba eh.
07:33Huwag ganyan.
07:34Huwag ganyan.
07:35Sa huli kasi.
07:36Kayo pa rin magkapatid.
07:37Kayo pa rin magdadamayan.
07:38Kayo pa rin magtutulungan.
07:39Kaya huwag nyo hayaan ang pera eh.
07:41Makasira sa pagiging magkapatid nyo.
07:43Alam mo Pepe.
07:44Kuha ko sa'yo.
07:46Hindi ako si Pepe.
07:47Ako si Toto.
07:48Ha?
07:49Alam mo Pepe.
07:50Kuha ko sa'yo.
07:51Soy.
07:52Yun.
07:53Si Pepe.
07:54Ang gulo niyong tatlo.
07:55Kayo na nga lang mag-usap.
07:56Hindi.
07:59Kapatapos nung kinuha namin yung pera ni Pepe.
08:01Tapos dumiretsyo na kami sa bango.
08:03Ah.
08:04Kaya naman pala tatotong si Toto na umalis ng bahay eh.
08:07Hindi naman pala siya yung totoong nanalo.
08:09Ito naman si Pepe.
08:11Pinagkamalan pa natin na may pinaplanong masama.
08:14Siya naman yung totoong nanalo.
08:16Naku.
08:17Ang nagkakataon pala.
08:18Malintao yung napikot ko.
08:20Sabi ko nga ba may pinaplanong masama sa'kin ng gabing yun eh.
08:24Naku Toto.
08:25Kung nagkataon, napakamalas mo talaga ang tao.
08:27Halain mo, hindi na nga ikaw yung nanalo sa loto.
08:30Mapapangasaw ko si Baby.
08:33Tai.
08:34Para ka pala si Michael B.
08:35Ang dami mukha mukha.
08:37Hindi.
08:38Ikaw nga.
08:39Diba?
08:40Kamuha mo yung nanalo sa kantahan dun sa Amerika.
08:41Ayo!
08:48Dito eh.
08:49Ehh.
08:54Toku.
08:55Toku.
08:56Toku.
08:58Toku.
08:59Ano to?
09:00Eh.
09:01Ayong kalahati nung napanalunan ko.
09:03Eh.
09:04Hatiyama ko?
09:05Tulu.
09:06Kaya nga nang sabi ni Sir Pepito eh.
09:09Hindi ko ahayang yan ang sumira sa pagiging magkapatid natin.
09:13Ton.
09:14Salamat ah.
09:16Eh wala nga.
09:18I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
09:22Thank you, sorry. Thank you.
09:25Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
09:27Thank you sir, sir.
09:28Thank you sir.
09:29If it's because of him, I don't see the ticket.
09:31And we haven't done it.
09:35Sir Pevito, thank you sir.
09:39It's true.
09:42I feel like...
09:45We're like a little bit of a mess.
09:47Toto, I'm going to be able to take a break.
09:49You're like a little bit of a mess.
09:51You're like a little bit of a mess.
09:53You're like a little bit of a mess.
09:55You're like a little bit of a mess.
09:57Okay, Toto, Toto, Toto, Toto, Toto.
09:59Anytime, anyone, anyhow!
10:03What's up to me?
10:05Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house!
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