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00:00Welcome to soggy San Francisco,

00:03the site of this year's Pepsi Pro-Am.

00:06How are you doing, Happy?

00:08I'm Bob Barker.

00:09Wow, what an honor. Nice to meet you.

00:11Looks like you and I are gonna be playing together today.

00:14That's funny. Who am I really playing with?

00:17This is a Pro-Am, Happy.

00:18Each golfer is playing with a celebrity.

00:20Wow.

00:21You know, Nick Paldo and I won this thing last year,

00:24and I'd like to win it again this year.

00:26All right, I'll do my best.

00:28Hey, Gilmore, you suck, you jackass.

00:33Why don't you shut the hell up?

00:37I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now,

00:39but I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble.

00:41I bet you got a lot of that on Let's Make a Deal.

00:43It's the Price is Right, Happy.

00:45Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:47It happens. Let's play some golf.

00:49Okay.

00:55Jackass.

00:57Whoa.

00:59The club went further than the ball.

01:02What the hell was that all about?

01:04It's just that, you know, it's rainy,

01:06and that guy in it just slipped.

01:16You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion,

01:19because you're never gonna get off that beach,

01:21just the way you never got into the NHL.

01:24You jackass.

01:31The green's that way.

01:41You will not make this putt, you jackass.

01:49Nice shooting, soldier.

01:52Nice shooting, soldier.

01:58All right, Happy.

02:00Nice and easy.

02:07That was not nice and easy.

02:14That guy's driving me crazy.

02:17You know what's driving me crazy?

02:19You not getting the ball in the hole.

02:21Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time.

02:29Jackass.

02:35This guy sucks.

02:38We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly

02:40since his first day on tour.

02:42He and Bob Barker are now dead last.

02:46I can't believe you're a professional golfer.

02:48I think you should be working at the snack bar.

02:50You better relax, Bob.

02:52There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey

02:55as you are at golf.

02:57All right, let's go.

02:59You like that, old man?

03:01You want a piece of me?

03:03I don't want a piece of you.

03:05I want the whole thing.

03:21Now you're gonna get it, Bobby.

03:44The price is wrong, bitch.

03:51Ah!

03:57I think you've had enough.

04:00Noah?

04:04Now you've had enough.

04:06Bitch.

04:20You

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