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The Ultimate Survival Guide… or a Recipe for Disaster? 😳 The Dudes REACT!
Archie 5
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3/8/2025
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Creativity
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00:00
All right, so we have this little tarp we're holding in the stream and then, wow, we got
00:05
some fish.
00:06
All this technique with the stone, when you can smash it and get the eggs or something.
00:12
True, true.
00:13
Yeah, of course, I wouldn't say that it's going to be easy, but you know, yes, it's
00:18
possible.
00:19
The only concern for me, it's the food.
00:21
It's the food and water.
00:22
Yes.
00:23
About like a...
00:24
Because you have to make sure it's clean, obviously, clean food, clean water.
00:27
You have to cook it, so you have to be able to make a fire.
00:31
It's tough.
00:32
It's tough.
00:33
Guys, do you think that you could survive on a desert island and how long do you think
00:36
you'd last before you'd have to call your friends to pick you up?
00:40
Without salt and sauces.
00:43
Yeah, exactly.
00:45
Without some, you know, ketchup and fries and stuff.
00:49
They actually showing this like it's nice and everything, but don't forget the point
00:53
that your food is not salty and everything you need to eat, right, to survive.
00:59
Okay, so we have a rock we're putting in our sock to hit people with.
01:07
Not people, sorry, monsters.
01:10
Now we're digging up what we fried before and look at that, we have our ready-made chicken.
01:15
Wow.
01:16
Pretty good.
01:17
Yeah, nice.
01:18
Okay, that's what you can eat.
01:20
A little snack of tree bark, not too tasty, but you got to do what you got to do.
01:25
Yeah.
01:26
Wow.
01:27
He seems pretty chill about it though.
01:31
Yeah.
01:32
Ah, and now you have a little toothbrush.
01:35
Yeah, which is actually that's smart.
01:37
I would rate it, I say that's a 10.
01:41
10 out of 10.
01:42
You got to take care of your teeth in the wild.
01:45
Okay, so we have this thing.
01:47
Yeah.
01:48
And you need to care about.
01:50
But if you're two of you on the island, yeah.
01:54
You can create some way, I guess, of doing that with yourself.
01:59
Plastic bag.
02:00
Plastic bag to put your wet clothes in or?
02:04
Oh.
02:05
To warm up your clothes.
02:06
But wouldn't you take off the clothes first?
02:08
I'm not saying, I'm just saying like that's what you do probably because you get sick
02:12
in wet clothes, so.
02:14
Yes, yes.
02:16
If you could only take one item with you to an island, what would you take?
02:22
I guess I would take an axe.
02:25
An axe.
02:26
An axe, yeah.
02:27
Okay.
02:28
That's pretty good, pretty good.
02:29
What about you?
02:30
I would take a guitar.
02:31
Guitar.
02:32
This is my, this has always been my answer and you know why.
02:35
So for the first two days or first day, I'll use it for entertainment and to cheer myself
02:39
up because I am on a deserted island, so I'm going to play some stuff, I'm going to sing
02:42
some songs.
02:43
Afterwards, I'm going to break it.
02:46
So I'm going to break it at the neck.
02:48
I'm going to have the base be a bucket.
02:51
So I can use it for carrying water, washing myself, whatever like that.
02:55
Then the neck itself, I can use for a weapon.
02:58
So I can attach a rock to the top of it and then you have some leverage, you know, like
03:02
that.
03:03
The strings, you can use for snares or you can use for other things like that as ties,
03:09
so.
03:10
Okay.
03:11
Wow.
03:12
You actually thought a lot about this.
03:13
Yes, I have.
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This is what I would do.
03:15
I actually, I would take some, if it would be possible, I would take some books, you
03:20
know, electronic, electric books.
03:22
That's true.
03:23
But without electric.
03:24
Which would be work out of charge.
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Never ending.
03:27
Charge.
03:28
Yes.
03:29
Okay.
03:30
With the, I don't know, solar panel on it.
03:33
Yeah.
03:34
Solar panel.
03:35
Yeah.
03:36
E-book.
03:37
Yeah.
03:38
Nice.
03:39
Do you think you could actually like survive an island by yourself?
03:42
I think yes.
03:43
And actually a while ago it was dream for me, you know, be on the island.
03:48
I mean, not the dream, like a crash on the plane or, you know, try to yourself to go
03:53
on the, on the island.
03:56
So you want to be, did you apply to Naked and Afraid, that show where they like just
04:00
drop you off and you're naked on an island and you have to survive?
04:04
I would think about this.
04:06
I think you should do it.
04:07
Wow.
04:08
It's actually, you know, it's a challenge, which I like.
04:12
A while ago, I were, one of my vacation were on the, on the, in the forest, like a week
04:18
I were without internet, without nothing, and I'm just trying, try to kind of survive
04:23
there.
04:24
Of course, I took some food and some tools there and I love this vacation.
04:29
So, you know, it's like.
04:32
That's pretty cool.
04:33
Yeah.
04:34
What about you?
04:35
When I was a kid, my friends and I would actually go out and do a lot of camping and one time,
04:39
because we loved stuff like this, like trying to survive in the wild, we went with, we got
04:46
our friend to drop us off for 24 hours in this, like, it was like an empty desert field
04:52
almost.
04:53
And we tried to survive for 24 hours.
04:55
Wow.
04:56
And you know what we did?
04:57
Did you?
04:58
We called them halfway through and we're like, hey, pick us up.
05:01
Seriously?
05:02
Yeah.
05:03
Oh my God.
05:04
What's the reason?
05:05
I mean, why?
05:06
We got bored.
05:07
After an hour, like, yeah.
05:08
Okay.
05:09
Yeah.
05:10
No fish to catch.
05:11
No, nothing.
05:12
Oh, wow.
05:13
This is pretty cool.
05:14
Nice.
05:15
A little snare trap there.
05:16
Okay.
05:17
So let's see.
05:18
Let's rate these and see how survivable they actually are.
05:21
So you need a bunch of tape with you to get what?
05:25
So unlikely, but okay.
05:27
If you have tape, then it's a nice little thing to carry water in.
05:30
Yeah.
05:31
But I wouldn't drink it because there is a glue.
05:33
Yeah.
05:34
There's a glue on the tape.
05:35
So it's not healthy for sure.
05:36
But if you're in survival situations, you're willing to look past things like that for
05:40
sure.
05:41
That's also true.
05:42
That's also true.
05:43
Some.
05:44
Okay.
05:45
Okay.
05:46
So for this one, we have a long rod and some sticks.
05:50
It's another snare.
05:51
So you put the food on it and then it catches it.
05:53
Your teeth.
05:54
If something happened with your teeth in the water.
05:56
You are F-U-C-K-E-D.
05:57
Yes.
05:58
Wow.
05:59
Okay.
06:00
So we're putting our sock on there.
06:07
It's better to keep your socks, but if you have some spares, then I guess you can do
06:10
this.
06:11
So.
06:12
Wow.
06:13
Okay.
06:14
But for how long it's going to be?
06:18
Wow.
06:19
He just checked.
06:20
Yeah.
06:21
Nothing.
06:22
Okay.
06:23
Nothing.
06:24
All right.
06:25
Minus six.
06:26
You see a monster in there.
06:27
You're like, okay, nevermind.
06:28
I give up.
06:29
All right.
06:30
It's kind of unnecessary.
06:31
In my opinion.
06:32
I think you could put like, you know, a leg of the chicken maybe.
06:36
So that's really unnecessary.
06:39
You could do everything without whole chicken inside, right?
06:43
Just to take this small piece of chicken and then for fishing.
06:46
For sure.
06:47
He didn't get as much meat as he would have had with just the chicken.
06:50
Yeah.
06:51
Okay.
06:52
So we wrap this up and it's a backpack.
06:55
Yeah.
06:56
Wow.
06:57
Put this together.
06:58
Wrap, wrap, wrap.
06:59
And again, you still need some stuff, you know, with you like a rope or something, knife.
07:06
Yeah.
07:07
I give that one like a six out of 10 because it also looks really uncomfortable.
07:10
Yeah.
07:11
Yeah.
07:12
Pine resin.
07:13
Okay.
07:14
And we're going to use it to boil.
07:15
What are we going to?
07:16
Oh, it makes a natural glue.
07:17
Yeah.
07:18
That's it.
07:19
Wow.
07:20
Okay.
07:21
So your broken weapons.
07:22
This is reminding me of like Minecraft or something.
07:25
Okay.
07:26
So we put that on.
07:27
Or rust.
07:28
Did you play Minecraft?
07:30
I love Minecraft.
07:31
Yeah.
07:32
Me too.
07:33
I feel like everyone played Minecraft.
07:34
Every single, like grandpa has probably played Minecraft.
07:36
I don't know.
07:38
So high water consumption, that's a problem.
07:40
So now we have a solution, which is this.
07:45
I'm not sure about.
07:47
Okay.
07:48
Okay.
07:49
So we're making some holes inside this cup.
07:54
For what?
07:55
It looks, maybe for a shower?
07:57
No.
07:58
For your cup of tea.
07:59
We're making a cup of tea in it.
08:00
It's actually smart.
08:01
It is smart.
08:02
Yeah.
08:03
Very smart.
08:04
Okay.
08:05
Wow.
08:06
Okay.
08:07
We have a bag.
08:08
We're pouring out our trash.
08:09
I take a bottle, crunch it up.
08:10
And then.
08:11
Yeah.
08:12
I do that when I throw my things away anyway.
08:15
Oh, it's just a cleaning.
08:17
Yeah.
08:18
Just to like clean it up and make it take less space.
08:20
Okay.
08:21
Okay.
08:22
So any plastic bags you have, or not plastic, sorry, no, don't burn plastic.
08:25
Any cardboard paper bags you have, done.
08:28
Yeah.
08:29
And all of that.
08:30
Okay.
08:31
Really?
08:32
Like I would say, yeah, 12 out of 10, because that film didn't connect it well there.
08:35
True.
08:36
Okay.
08:37
But they probably connected afterwards, right?
08:38
It just can't come off, you know?
08:39
But, you know.
08:42
I did the shower when I were in the forest.
08:44
I just took this big bottle.
08:47
Yeah.
08:48
And I, you know, I flipped this.
08:51
I used another cup, like, and it was on the bend.
08:56
Sure.
08:58
And it's like covered with the bend.
09:01
Ah, okay.
09:02
Nice.
09:03
Nice.
09:04
But, yeah, complicated.
09:05
You need to see it.
09:07
Yeah.
09:08
Okay.
09:09
So we have this little pot of rainwater that's pretty nice.
09:12
I think that's a pretty good hack, actually, to collect the rainwater.
09:15
Yeah.
09:16
All right.
09:17
So we have this little thing.
09:19
We're sticking it together with a stick.
09:21
Spoon.
09:22
And it's a spoon.
09:23
A really uncomfortable spoon, probably.
09:24
Yeah.
09:25
But it could work.
09:27
Oh, actually, for some soup.
09:29
Yeah, maybe for some soup.
09:30
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
09:31
I would rate it as a four out of ten.
09:34
This is a nice knot.
09:35
That's an excellent knot.
09:37
Quick release mount.
09:40
Okay.
09:41
Oh, okay.
09:42
So you can easily take down your stuff.
09:44
Oh, another toothbrush.
09:45
Yeah.
09:46
Sweet gum.
09:48
Yay.
09:50
All right.
09:51
So we have this little tarp we're holding in the stream.
09:53
And then, wow!
09:54
Okay, yeah.
09:55
It's actually, I love this.
09:56
It doesn't look complicated for me.
09:58
Classic design.
09:59
I would say, like, eight out of ten.
10:01
Seven, eight out of ten.
10:03
Yeah, yeah.
10:04
A torch.
10:05
Pretty nice.
10:06
Let's see.
10:07
Stripping the wood off of this wooden plank, which you need a knife for.
10:10
So if you have one, it's good.
10:11
I think, like, it takes a little bit off the rating if it requires you to have a tool.
10:15
Right?
10:16
Because a lot of the times, if you are stuck in these situations, you're not going to have a tool with you.
10:20
Yeah, but you can make them.
10:22
You can make tools, for sure.
10:23
Of course, it takes more time, you know, to do all this stuff.
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