It's Showtime: Meme Vice Ganda, kailangan na ng powers mo! (Sexy Babe)

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Aired (January 31, 2025): Hindi na nila kinakaya ang humor ni Sexy Babe Tanisha, kailangan na ng powers ni Meme!

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00:00Later, do you know why we're waiting for Pais to talk to us?

00:05So that you can understand each other.

00:08This is a serious question because we've all come this far.

00:12Do you have an imaginary friend?

00:14Yes, I do.

00:16Is he here right now?

00:18Yes.

00:18Where?

00:19There he is.

00:20Hey!

00:21Earlier, he was doing this to me.

00:24So when I slipped earlier, he said,

00:26because you were pressing my shoulder.

00:28What's his name?

00:29Eskibiri.

00:31Eskibiri!

00:33Eskibiri!

00:35Eskibiri's friend.

00:37Eskibiri, Eskibiri.

00:39You know, you look like Yam.

00:41Yam?

00:42Yes.

00:43What? Four make-up artists?

00:44No, burger. Yam burger.

00:46I'm not done yet.

00:48Yam burger.

00:50I'm getting full.

00:52You said Eskibiri.

00:54What does Eskibiri look like?

00:56He's small.

00:59Do you want me to talk to him?

01:01Go ahead.

01:08He's crazy.

01:10Do you know why?

01:12He's a nursing student.

01:14He might be tired.

01:16We need a wide understanding.

01:18I'll call him.

01:18Who?

01:19Kareel.

01:21So that's why you like to sing.

01:23Yes, I am.

01:25Because you're a nurse and you sing.

01:28Yes, I am. Exactly.

01:30Yes, exactly.

01:32That's it!

01:34Yes!

01:36Red, we need your help.

01:38If you think I can't reach you,

01:40please help us.

01:42You are the light.

01:44I heard Mimi outside my dressing room.

01:46She said,

01:48she's not here yet.

01:50Mother!

01:52If you think I can't reach you,

01:54I'm waiting for you.

01:56Because I can't reach you.

01:58I like that.

02:00What's up, people?

02:02Applause!

02:04It's not me.

02:06Who are you?

02:08I didn't tie my hair.

02:10I know.

02:12I know why you didn't tie your hair.

02:14Why?

02:16You might fight.

02:18Theo!

02:20The violence is increasing.

02:23Red, show us your black hair.

02:25I haven't put any spices yet.

02:27I haven't put any spices yet.

02:29It's just plain.

02:31It's a good thing I didn't tie my hair.

02:33Red, where's your black hair?

02:35My hair is short.

02:37I'm going to take off my shirt.

02:39I'm going to take off my shirt.

02:41You know,

02:43when I go out,

02:45all the gays are staring at me.

02:47When I go out,

02:49all the gays are staring at me.

02:51He's an idol.

02:53It's Tanisha.

02:55I know Tanisha.

02:57How did you know Tanisha?

02:59I read her name.

03:01Hi, Tanisha.

03:03I'm Panucha.

03:05Thank you very much.

03:07I'm Pangusha.

03:09I'm Mankisha.

03:11I'm Pandaksha.

03:13I'm Pandaksha.

03:15How about me?

03:17I'm Lungkut.

03:20She's sick.

03:22You saw them.

03:24She's Pangitsha.

03:26She's Pangitsha.

03:28The one next to her is Tangisha.

03:30Why is she Tangisha?

03:32She's in debt.

03:34Why is she running?

03:36She's Tangisha.

03:38She's Tangisha.

03:40The one in brown.

03:42Who's that?

03:44She's Tomisha.

03:46Why is she Tomisha?

03:48There's a take out order.

03:50Is that so?

03:52That's amazing.

03:54She's Lasingsha.

03:58Lasingsha is Maldit.

04:02She's Maldit.

04:06They're calling you Teddy.

04:08Teddy is Lasingsha.

04:10She's Lasy too.

04:12I'm so sorry.

04:14He's full.

04:16He's...

04:17He's...

04:18He's full.

04:19He's full.

04:20He's the most full of all.

04:24He's full.

04:26He's full.

04:27Here, here.

04:28You see him?

04:29He's chubby.

04:30He's full.

04:32I'm excited.

04:36Okay, I'll go back to the dressing room.

04:40I just saw it on the monitor.

04:42He looks so handsome.

04:43George Clooney.

04:44He used to be like that.

04:45Right?

04:46Yes.

04:47He used to be like that.

04:48Yes.

04:49George Clooney was like...

04:51He slayed the Harry Potter glasses.

04:53Harry...

04:54He slayed the Harry Potter glasses?

04:55Yes.

04:56Yes.

04:57Chiyo watched it.

04:58Look.

04:59Ah, those who haven't finished their make-up.

05:01Those who haven't finished their make-up.

05:02Those who haven't finished their make-up.

05:03Let's go through the glasses.

05:05Like that.

05:06Tanisha Bunag.

05:07Tanisha Penelope Rain Bunag.

05:09Her names are beautiful.

05:10I like Penelope.

05:12Penelope means smelly.

05:14Ah, smelly.

05:15That's right.

05:16Ah, I wish you were Bunag.

05:20Bunag Aral.

05:21Wow.

05:22Penelope means smelly.

05:23Thank you so much for adding that knowledge.

05:25Yes.

05:26Because this is Oggy.

05:27Oh, her outfit is too much.

05:28It's nothing.

05:29It's expensive.

05:30Old gang gang.

05:32Gang gang.

05:36So, what do you think of old gang gang?

05:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

05:44Is this your first time seeing an old gang gang?

05:47Champinuno.

05:48CEO.

05:49CEO.

05:50The hip-hop community is talking because of you.

05:53The hip-hop community is saying,

05:54Is there a lack of us?

05:56We haven't had a briefing on that topic.

05:59Oh, there are a lot of people who want to marvel at this.

06:00Oh, the jacket is expensive.

06:01The jacket is expensive.

06:02Expensive.

06:03Expensive.

06:04And the pants.

06:05My brand.

06:06The jacket has a brand.

06:07Can you make me look like your father?

06:09No, that's for when I grow up.

06:11That's for when you grow up.

06:12What do you say to your friends when your friends ask you,

06:14Describe your father to us because we haven't seen him yet.

06:17My father is kind.

06:21And one more thing,

06:22My father is talented.

06:26And one more thing,

06:27My father is talented.

06:30Maybe he's talented.

06:31Talented.

06:32Talented.

06:33Maybe he's a talent.

06:35My father is talented.

06:36He's talented.

06:37He's talented.

06:38In Japan.

06:41He's talented.

06:42He's talented.

06:44He's talented.

06:45Do you have a talent?

06:46Yes.

06:47Then you're talented here.

06:51Your father is talented.

06:52He's talented.

06:53He's talented.

06:55We're all talented.

06:58We can't have no talent.

06:59We all need to be talented in life.

07:01We can't be arrogant.

07:02We can't be arrogant.

07:03Hey, Filipinos.

07:04Your father is talented.

07:05He's talented.

07:06He's a talented gay.

07:09What's a gay?

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