Gardening Hacks So Crazy, They Just Might Work! 🌱 The Dudes REACT!

Archie 5

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00:00I need an egg collector!

00:04That's sick actually.

00:07Gardening stuff.

00:08Peasant work!

00:10No!

00:12It's respectable, it's a respectable craft.

00:14What is he doing?

00:15Okay, bending some holes in.

00:17Ah, okay.

00:18Make a little garden bed.

00:19Those holes look loyal.

00:21Oh my gosh.

00:23Doc!

00:24We just started the video!

00:28Wow, nice!

00:30That's quite cool actually, yeah.

00:31Actually try that, it's quite easy to make.

00:33Yeah.

00:34See, this is how you do it.

00:36So what I want to do is just reach my hand in there and twist it and pull out all the seeds.

00:41But they're planting it.

00:42But they're planting it, so...

00:43Look at that, look at that.

00:46Totally the same plant later.

00:49Chop the roots off.

00:52Get some styrofoam.

00:53Is that a fish?

00:54Yeah, it's a fish.

00:55Mini aquaponics.

00:57Is that fish going to be okay?

00:58Beautiful.

00:59Probably not.

01:01Poke some hot holes in the plastic bottle.

01:04Now what?

01:06Boom!

01:07Yes, sprinklers!

01:09That's cool.

01:11Is it because of previous time?

01:13Maybe, it's a connection, yeah.

01:15You want to never use this again?

01:20What if you want to clean it?

01:21That's it, it's a one-time thing.

01:23I think it will not dirty.

01:25Look at that.

01:26More aquaponics.

01:28Alright, what do we have here?

01:31Ah, it'll make the flowers change color!

01:33Does that actually work, though?

01:35You know, kind of.

01:37Not really, but kind of.

01:39Because I get it, I get the premise.

01:40Like, it absorbs the color water and then...

01:42But really?

01:43Is that a red bee?

01:44Yeah, they actually fed it red water.

01:47I think they could.

01:49Hockey hoes!

01:51Just for one plan.

01:53Okay, now your birch tree is safe from ants.

01:57I always have that problem with my birch trees.

02:01Alright, what's this?

02:04Poke some holes.

02:05Okay, this seems to be a recurring theme.

02:07Yes, loyalty.

02:13So is it going to be another thing with water spraying out?

02:16Yes, kind of.

02:17There we go.

02:18Ah, it's a shower!

02:19Portable shower.

02:22Oh, she's happy.

02:23She's really happy about it.

02:27Are those magic?

02:28Magic?

02:30No, I don't believe so.

02:32Okay, is that horse manure?

02:35Why is everything horse manure with you?

02:38We were at lunch earlier and he was all like,

02:40Mmm, horse manure.

02:41And I was like, dude, stop.

02:44It's a farming thing.

02:47What are those?

02:48It's going to make the color change again?

02:50I don't think that works.

02:52We need to try it.

02:53I think Jojo tried this one, but I don't think it worked that well.

02:57Did it work a little bit?

02:59A little bit, yeah.

03:02That's satisfying.

03:03Just cleaning those edges off.

03:09It's all about the size.

03:10It's all about the size.

03:13Oh, yes!

03:17That's how you clean your pipes.

03:21I just don't want to clean my pipes right now.

03:26Alright, a bit of glue.

03:30Alright, it's a new fashion.

03:32Ah, that looks awful.

03:36I need an egg collector.

03:39That's sick, actually.

03:40Sick, actually.

03:41But she looks like an alien that's, you know.

03:46What is it going through?

03:47What is that?

03:48Oh, it's that shredder thing.

03:50So if your thing breaks, if you're...

03:52I don't know what the word is for that thing,

03:54but you know what I'm talking about.

03:55The thingy thing.

03:56The thingy thing.

03:57The wax thing.

03:58What's that?

03:59And now we wait to make it pulse.

04:04Oh, wow.

04:06Alright.

04:10Ah, the money of the future.

04:11When the apocalypse happens.

04:12Yes, cops.

04:15What was that game?

04:16Fallout.

04:17Fallout, that's the one.

04:18I mean, what game?

04:19I don't play games.

04:20What are you talking about?

04:22Alright, now you can break the...

04:24Ah!

04:25Kernel remover.

04:26Kernel who?

04:28Kernel mustard.

04:30I'm happy for her.

04:31She deserves it.

04:32Yeah.

04:34Alright, a little door into the tree's soul.

04:37Hey, don't ruin that tree.

04:40Oh, wait, they're not ruining the tree.

04:42They're improving the tree.

04:44They're improving the tree, yes.

04:45What's this process called?

04:46Grafting?

04:47It's called tree sticking.

04:49I think it's grafting.

04:50I believe it's tree sticking.

04:51Is that the correct terminology?

04:53Stick that tree.

04:55Alright, bouncing from an egg castle.

04:58Ah, that's neat.

05:00That's a good system.

05:03More plastic bottles.

05:04Recycling theme.

05:05Yes, please.

05:06Love it.

05:07Recycle your bottles, everyone.

05:08There we go.

05:10Important message to the viewers.

05:13Because she can't bend down, she's going to use this little thing.

05:16Ah, yes.

05:17Wow.

05:18This is good for people with back pain, if you're a gardener.

05:20A lot of people gardening actually bend over a lot, so I'd imagine that's a problem.

05:24I need to show my granny.

05:25Yeah?

05:26Yeah.

05:27That's a good idea.

05:30They're probably deafened from that.

05:32Are they okay?

05:34Ah, they're okay.

05:35At least they ate all the seeds.

05:37Yeah.

05:38That's good.

05:39Well fed.

05:41Alright, what's this?

05:42A little contraption.

05:45What is this?

05:46It's like a bazooka.

05:50Potato planter.

05:51Alright, yes.

05:53Not bad, not bad.

05:54I approve.

05:55Not bad at all.

05:56Alright, what's she doing?

05:58Okay.

05:59She's a fool.

06:00Sticks in the earth.

06:02Something going to grow up the stick?

06:04What on earth is that?

06:05Potentially.

06:06Oh, she's making a little cut-off area.

06:07Alright.

06:08Ah, that's cool.

06:09A little greenhouse.

06:10It looks like a giant spider web.

06:11It might be a little greenhouse.

06:14I want to live in it.

06:16Okay.

06:17I want to be the spider.

06:18Oh, she pre-made the roof.

06:19Yeah.

06:20Okay.

06:22It's a sweat lodge.

06:23And now you can't breathe.

06:24It's a sweat lodge.

06:25She's trying to get out.

06:26Look out!

06:28Oh, there we go.

06:29There's the door.

06:32Fresh air!

06:33That's lovely.

06:34Really nice greenhouse.

06:35Cool.

06:36Not bad, not bad.

06:38Dirt.

06:39Noise.

06:40Seats.

06:41And that's it.

06:43Roll it up.

06:44Grab your furniture in it.

06:45Make it all messed up.

06:47Okay.

06:48Saving space.

06:49For what?

06:50Saving private spaces.

06:53Alright.

06:55Keep this.

06:56Keep this.

06:57Okay.

06:59Uh-huh.

07:00Yes.

07:01What is that?

07:02It's a bottle.

07:03For what?

07:04I believe it's...

07:05Ah!

07:06To protect your things.

07:09Your tree.

07:10That's neat.

07:11I feel like the weed whacker could still probably cut through it though.

07:14Probably.

07:15Yeah.

07:16Depends on the setting, right?

07:17Yeah.

07:18Alright, this is how you harvest lettuce?

07:22Okay.

07:23Let us see.

07:24No!

07:25That was a good one.

07:26That was a good one.

07:28I'm going to keep doing it.

07:30He shouldn't have said it was good.

07:32Wait, they already did this one, didn't they?

07:34Yeah, they did.

07:35Ah.

07:36Reoccurring theme.

07:37What is this?

07:38What is this garbage?

07:40Give me nudity!

07:41Give me new innovative things!

07:42There we go.

07:43Organizer.

07:44Let's put some soil in there.

07:45There we go!

07:46That's cool.

07:47Alright, there it is.

07:48And it's like full drainage into the other plants.

07:49That's nice.

07:50Very, very cute.

07:51She looks happy.

07:53Bye!

07:56Alright.

07:57There you go.

07:58Wheat grains.

07:59Oh, wow.

08:01I assume they're going to grow.

08:03Snow?

08:04Ah!

08:05Because you just have snow laying around.

08:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:07Just grab some snow.

08:08Hold on, let me grab my snow.

08:09There we go.

08:10It's a big snow, no?

08:11Is it?

08:12I don't know.

08:13Is it?

08:14Hot water?

08:15But will it not melt the snow?

08:16Where do you get snow in summer?

08:18From your feet.

08:19Kind of mustards like, no!

08:20Don't remove me!

08:24Alright, it's a honey apple.

08:26Apple.

08:27Apple.

08:29What now?

08:30It's for the birdies, right?

08:31Yes.

08:32Oh, that's really cool!

08:33I like that.

08:34So kind.

08:35I'd eat that.

08:36That looks like a real bird, for sure.

08:38Definitely.

08:40Oh no, my plant's dead.

08:42What now?

08:43What do I do?

08:44Don't worry.

08:45I've got it sorted.

08:46Let me get my trusty pallet here.

08:48And another trusty pallet.

08:50And now?

08:51It just looks like they're going to push it over and crush the plant.

08:54Now we'll just...

08:55Put it to its final resting place.

08:56Put this wire mesh on top, exactly.

08:59Staple!

09:00Staple!

09:01To the rescue!

09:04And I'm going to...

09:05Ah!

09:06...ride my dead plant in here.

09:08Oh, it's going to be like a really nice vine thing going on.

09:10There we go.

09:11Yeah.

09:12Endemic.

09:14Okay.

09:15Vaseline.

09:16Alright.

09:18Ah, now your snails can't eat your leaves.

09:21I always have that issue.

09:22They just slide.

09:23Yeah.

09:25We should make a snail slide.

09:26A snail slide!

09:28That would be really fun to watch.

09:30What is that?

09:31What are they doing there?

09:33That's the previous pantyhose birch tree.

09:36With the ants.

09:37Ah, so this is just accomplished.

09:38Smell of beer!

09:39What?

09:40I like the smell of beer.

09:41Same, bro!

09:44Alright, some soda.

09:46I always knew snails were bros.

09:49Snail bro!

09:52Alright, those spiders.

09:53Sharing a cold one with a snail bro.

09:56They look like spiders, yeah.

09:58I hate spiders.

09:59Me too.

10:03Well, that's what it's used for, anyway.

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