Your Honor: Alex Calleja, sasagutin ang mga tanong tungkol sa pag-ibig (Session No. 9)

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Magaling na stand-up comedian na si Alex Calleja, haharap sa 'In Aid Love’ session sa ‘Your Honor’ ngayong February 1 sa oras na 8:00 p.m. sa YouLOL YouTube channel.

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00:00It's already February. It's the month of hearts.

00:02So the issue that we're going to investigate today is this.

00:05Why is love so crazy?

00:07Is that the topic?

00:08Yes.

00:08I think it's wrong. Bye. I'm leaving.

00:10No, you can't.

00:11Why?

00:12It's a related topic.

00:13I don't want to. Don't make me start.

00:16Hey, that's fun.

00:18You'll be happy there.

00:19But it's a good thing that I'm not the resource person.

00:21One of the best stand-up comedians in our country.

00:24My good friend, please welcome Alex Calleja!

00:27Yes!

00:28Yes!

00:29Greet your wife.

00:30Let's not greet her. We're not close.

00:33That's why it's crazy.

00:34Let's confess.

00:35Let's confess.

00:36We even laugh.

00:38When I wake up, I cry.

00:39I ask, why are you crying?

00:41You ask, why are you crying?

00:42It's my dream to have a woman.

00:44You reach your dream?

00:45Yes. Then you ask, who is that?

00:47It's my dream. You ask, who is that?

00:49What's the craziest thing you've done for love, Buboy?

00:52I don't have one.

00:53They do it.

00:54Oh.

00:55Handsome.

00:56I'm just normal.

00:58At that time, my boyfriend was very angry.

01:01He said, why won't I go with you?

01:03They're going to Sambalis.

01:05There's an outing.

01:06I felt guilty because I might break up.

01:09I followed them to Sambalis.

01:11It's a long way.

01:12Where is it from?

01:13Manila.

01:14In the first town, I still love him.

01:15Yes.

01:16In the second town, it's like I'm questioning myself.

01:19Third, I already broke up with him on the road.

01:22You're not together? You already broke up with him?

01:25I already broke up with him in my mind.

01:26When I got there, I said, I love you, sorry I'm late.

01:29I went home.

01:30I was drunk.

01:31When I got home, I took my clothes from the back.

01:34I put them on the chair.

01:36I was about to sleep.

01:37The problem is, I woke up.

01:39F**k you, you have a girlfriend.

01:41My brain wasn't rebooting yet.

01:42I wanted to confess right away.

01:43Yes, so I can go back to sleep.

01:45He brought me to the kitchen.

01:47There's panties on my clothes.

01:48Panties.

01:49I was about to sleep with a girl.

01:51She was about to sleep with us.

01:52She stood up.

01:53I washed my panties.

01:55I sat down.

01:56You went back to your seat.

01:57Gosh!

01:58Your Honor.

01:59Your Honor, I'm now the victim.

02:01I said,

02:02I worked so hard yesterday to bring food to this house.

02:07One of it was in your pants.

02:09If you doubt it, it's because of one panty.

02:12I didn't know.

02:13It's in my mind now.

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