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Archie 5
  • 2/14/2025
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00:00Now Peter Parker is disappointed.
00:03Yeah, Spider-Man is like, oh dang, it's too high to climb.
00:06One yellow butt cheek.
00:07Why are they doing this second yellow butt cheek?
00:09I don't want to see a minion's butt right now.
00:11And now what?
00:12That's it.
00:13Is that it?
00:14Any difference?
00:15It makes your bum bigger.
00:17It does?
00:18I guess so.
00:19That's horrible.
00:20All right.
00:21Okay, we got some little pom-poms.
00:24Some mustard glue.
00:25There we go.
00:26That's a lot of pom-poms.
00:29Just busy working in the office.
00:30Ah, yes.
00:31We'll meet you in five minutes.
00:32Five minutes?
00:33I look terrible.
00:34No!
00:35Bash bosh.
00:36Let me just cut off my clothes.
00:37All right.
00:38Here's a trendy little hack for you.
00:44That's one way to excite Josh.
00:45And now I go from a number three to a number five.
00:48Oh my god.
00:50What?
00:51Doug!
00:52Doug!
00:53Doug!
00:54Come on!
00:55What's happening with you?
00:56We can't bring you anywhere.
00:58Especially reacting.
00:59All right.
01:00What's happening here?
01:01Some flares.
01:02Saving them.
01:03Okay, scrunching it up.
01:04I like it.
01:05So it's a mini sketch.
01:06Ah, okay.
01:07Okay.
01:08That's okay.
01:09That's kind of neat.
01:10Well, I guess.
01:11I like it.
01:12I rate that.
01:13Okay.
01:14Oh no, a bird.
01:15Some toothpaste fell from the sky!
01:16That's the cleanest bird poop I've ever seen in my life.
01:17Oh, that actually looks nice.
01:18Wow.
01:19Oh my god.
01:20Oh my god.
01:21Oh my god.
01:22Oh my god.
01:23Oh my god.
01:24Oh my god.
01:25Oh my god.
01:27Wow.
01:28Okay, what's happening here?
01:29Better cotton than woosh, right?
01:30Yeah, it's like...
01:31I don't know how I feel about the...
01:32Preppy...
01:33Preppy...
01:34The collar thing?
01:35The collar thing looks quite dashing.
01:37What the fuck?
01:39All right.
01:40Little hells.
01:41Five hours later.
01:44All right.
01:45Zigzaggy.
01:46In and out.
01:47In and out.
01:48Wow.
01:49Okay.
01:50That looks like, um...
01:51Pointless.
01:52That looks fashionable.
01:54Okay.
01:55Okay.
01:56Just checking the shelf out, really.
01:57She's bored with her shirt.
01:58Okay.
01:59She's wearing a leotard.
02:01All right.
02:02Tucks it under her bra.
02:03Here we go.
02:04That's cool.
02:05That's really good.
02:06Boom.
02:07Excellent.
02:08We applaud you.
02:09Excellent.
02:11All right.
02:13I'm going to...
02:15Pimp out my long trousers.
02:17Yeah.
02:18That's like a pirate look right there.
02:19There we go.
02:20It's like a scarecrow.
02:21Straight away badass.
02:22Yeah.
02:23I like it.
02:24Now she just needs a sword.
02:25Ready to fight Batman.
02:26Exactly.
02:27Bada-boom.
02:28On my way out to fight Batman.
02:29Looking cute as freak.
02:31Okay.
02:32No.
02:33I see where they're going.
02:36You know what?
02:37That might be fun.
02:38We have to test this one, Archie.
02:40Ooh.
02:41Focalini.
02:42Yes.
02:43Wow.
02:44Shuffle.
02:45You can do the Michael Jackson moonwalk.
02:46Ba-da-da.
02:47Five minute cross-fetching.
02:49Hmm.
02:50I like what I see.
02:52Okay, doc.
02:53All right.
02:54She's cutting her shirt.
02:56That is a waste of a shirt.
02:57It is, isn't it?
02:59Some safety pins.
03:01Whoa.
03:02That's a quite impressive result.
03:04You could have just had a normal thing, but you had to make it extra.
03:07But what if they unclipped it?
03:09You know, you can...
03:10Yeah.
03:11You can unclip it.
03:12It takes five hours to unclip it.
03:13Imagine you unclip one and it actually pokes her.
03:15That's a safety hazard.
03:17Yes.
03:18She's sticking patches.
03:19All right.
03:20She's bandanning you crazy.
03:21That's kind of cool, actually.
03:23She's doing that a little messy there.
03:24Okay.
03:25Very messy.
03:26What is going on?
03:27This is like the Joker's lipstick.
03:28Probably tripping on bath salts.
03:31What?
03:32What?
03:33What?
03:34Wait a second.
03:35Where it was all my life.
03:37What?
03:38That's pretty good.
03:39You...
03:40No way.
03:41That was a cap.
03:42Guys, that was a cap.
03:45All right.
03:46Stacking those loafers.
03:47Okay.
03:48Wow.
03:49Very tall.
03:50Add some height to you.
03:51Yes.
03:52There we go.
03:53No more spiders.
03:54No more spiders.
03:55Spiders can't climb that.
03:56That's not how you sweep.
03:58I work as a waiter.
03:59I know that's not how you sweep.
04:01All right.
04:02I think she's bored.
04:03Yeah.
04:04She's bored.
04:05Or maybe she's allergic to the dust.
04:06Oh.
04:07Some part of you.
04:08Oh.
04:09What happened there?
04:10Teach me that trick.
04:13That's the five-minute crafts I'm interested in.
04:15All right.
04:16That's actually kind of cute.
04:17Yeah.
04:18That's cute.
04:19Nice.
04:20Yeah.
04:21She just turned it upside down.
04:22See, why aren't there any men fashion things?
04:25There are.
04:26There are.
04:27There are?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Really?
04:30Yeah.
04:31We need to find it.
04:32Yes.
04:33Next time, we're going to watch those so we can pimp ourselves out.
04:34Okay.
04:36Okay.
04:37Well, that one's not that impressive, really.
04:38Okay.
04:39Sorry.
04:40It's just a crop.
04:41Like a crop top.
04:42You just cut off the bottom.
04:43And now she's just wearing the same thing, but...
04:44Yeah.
04:45But the normal style.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Wait.
04:48What?
04:49It's like a camera.
04:50Okay.
04:51Okay, fine.
04:52It worked a little, but...
04:53All right.
04:54Dunk white trainers.
04:55There's some magic there.
04:56Poor trainers.
04:57And...
04:58Rest in peace, trainers.
04:59Yes.
05:00Oh.
05:01That is so ugly.
05:02What?
05:03No.
05:04No.
05:05That looks awesome.
05:06Wait.
05:07Nice technique.
05:08They could have gone a little bit better with the technique, but it actually looks good.
05:11It's okay.
05:12It looks like space threw up on your shoes.
05:13Waterproof shirt.
05:14No, it's not.
05:15Oh.
05:16What are you going to do with it?
05:17Her scarf.
05:18She's going to use her scarf.
05:19Yes.
05:20Yes.
05:21Yes.
05:22Yes, queen.
05:23Yes, queen.
05:24Yes, queen.
05:25Yes.
05:26All right.
05:27Oh, boy.
05:28Oh, you wrap it around the buttons.
05:29That's cool.
05:30Okay.
05:31And use a half.
05:32Wow.
05:33Wow.
05:34Wow.
05:35Excellent.
05:36That is too many bonbons.
05:37At least she keeps...
05:38Looks warm.
05:39At least she keeps warm.
05:40Looks warm.
05:41Looks warm.
05:42That's the biggest compliment I can give her.
05:43Oh.
05:44Oh.
05:45That's the biggest compliment I can give her.
05:46Oh.
05:47All right.
05:48Okay.
05:49That was kind of cool.
05:50Stitching it up.
05:51She has a big hole in it now.
05:52Oh.
05:53Those are little hearts.
05:54Wow.
05:55Good for her.
05:56Good for you.
05:57Yes.
05:58All right.
05:59A little pad.
06:00Oh.
06:01Oh.
06:02That's a sock.
06:03She put a sock on her pad.
06:04Oh, wait.
06:05Now she's putting another sock on her pad.
06:06Another sock on her pad.
06:07And she's going to put it back in.
06:08All right.
06:09Just wash it.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Maybe just wash it.
06:12All right.
06:13It's like five cents per pad.
06:14Yeah.
06:15It's a party.
06:16It's your scene.
06:17Oh.
06:18Oh my gosh.
06:19That's so embarrassing for you.
06:20You have a giant hole in your shirt.
06:22Oh no.
06:23Let's do five minute crafts.
06:25Reminds me of my high school.
06:26Make more holes.
06:27Make more.
06:28She's going to be holy.
06:30Genius.
06:31Oh.
06:32Oh.
06:33They just keep coming.
06:34Ah.
06:35What is the point of this holy jacket?
06:37That's like that fear of holes.
06:39The tryphobia.
06:40No.
06:41Well, I hate that.
06:42I hate it.
06:43She'll be dancing and she's going to get all the air circulation going through.
06:47So it's perfect.
06:48I just got goosebumps actually.
06:49All right.
06:50Oh.
06:51Okay.
06:52That is.
06:53What is this?
06:54I hope she got his consent.
06:55Five minute crafts gone.
06:56Oh.
06:57Crazy.
06:58All right.
06:59Short shorts.
07:00Who wears short shorts?
07:01I guess he's going to wear short shorts.
07:02With the hole in the bottom.
07:03What?
07:04Wait.
07:05It's turning into a shirt?
07:06It's turning into a shirt.
07:07Ah.
07:08I think.
07:09Wow.
07:10What?
07:11Oh.
07:12Discrimination of the last.
07:13That's.
07:14Look.
07:15It is what he said.
07:16He's like.
07:17Discrimination.
07:18What the hell did you do to my shorts?
07:19It's an artist creation.
07:20That's.
07:21Is it ketchup?
07:22Ketchup and mayo.
07:23Looks pretty good.
07:24I would wipe my chip on that.
07:25Smell pretty bad afterwards, but yeah.
07:26Okay.
07:27What is happening?
07:28All right.
07:29She made a dress from a shirt.
07:30From a really long shirt.
07:31Exactly.
07:32From her ex-boyfriend Toby's shirt.
07:33Oh.
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