新年又要被姨妈姑姐拷问? 教你12个神回复反击方法! - video Dailymotion

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1/30/2025

各位选手们 good luck !

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00:00The annual exam is about to start, are you ready?

00:04I will teach you how to answer the 12 questions.

00:08Come on, guide.

00:09How's your exam?

00:10Good?

00:11Just so-so.

00:12Or you want to help me?

00:14Bad?

00:15Not so good.

00:16Just a little better than when you were in school.

00:20Annoying.

00:21Then what's your rank in the class?

00:23Too many.

00:24This is big.

00:25Annoying.

00:26There are several people chasing me at the same time.

00:28I don't know who to choose.

00:30Annoying.

00:31Come on, this is my husband.

00:32Let me tell you, he's really handsome.

00:35Annoying.

00:36You ask so much, do you want to introduce someone to me?

00:39Annoying.

00:39What do you do for a living?

00:40Annoying.

00:41Take work to the macro level.

00:43One more level up.

00:44Remember to say some professional words.

00:46Annoying.

00:47Just an ordinary office worker.

00:49Annoying.

00:50I told you, you may not understand.

00:52Ask me what to do.

00:53Annoying.

00:54How much is your salary?

00:55Annoying.

00:56According to the company's policy,

00:57these information cannot be disclosed or made public.

01:00But I can make it public with you.

01:02Annoying.

01:03What do you do for a living?

01:05Annoying.

01:07First, make a human form.

01:08Auntie, how much is your pension left?

01:11Annoying.

01:12You ask so much, do you want to give me a salary?

01:14Did you pay for these answers?

01:16Annoying.

01:19What do you do for a living?

01:22Annoying.

01:24You ask so much, do you want to give me a salary?

01:26Did you pay for these answers?

01:28Annoying.

01:30What do you do for a living?

01:32Annoying.

01:34You ask so much, do you want to give me a salary?

01:36Did you pay for these answers?

01:38Annoying.

01:40What do you do for a living?

01:42Annoying.

01:44What do you do for a living?

01:46Annoying.

01:48What do you do for a living?

01:50Annoying.

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