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01:00When I went to school, when I went to school, I was the guy most likely to marry the cheerleading squad. I've never done nothing wrong in my whole life. I am Hot Rod. One time I stepped on a dog's tail, the dog died. That's how tough I am. My dog don't have fleas at all. I'm like that. There ain't nothing that I'm afraid of in my entire life. Why, matter of fact, just take a look at me. Hot Rod, the only man that can do, you know I bet this someday. I bet to you.
01:26I apologize, ladies and gentlemen, for the very juvenile behavior on the part of Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling fans. I don't care what this guy says. He definitely is not a concert bag pipette.
01:37Concert juvenile? I ain't never been a juvenile. You should apologize. You should apologize for being bald. That was a concert pianist old Chinese candelabra sitting on top of my back. I would be absolutely perfect. You should apologize for being small.
01:50Calm down, Rowdy Piper.
02:00I'm telling you, brothers, this idea is going to make us rich. Huh? Huh?
02:05I can see it now. A nationwide chain of junkyard dogs junkie golf courses.
02:10I don't know, JYD. Something tells me we better think it out a little more before we invest all our money.
02:15Are you kidding? What could go wrong?
02:17What could go wrong?
02:26Ah! Hold in one.
02:30Hey, I think you won a prize.
02:32Prize nothing. That's a junk alarm. Someone's broken into the junkyard.
02:36Let's get the bandito. Hold it, bro.
02:43There's nothing to worry about. The old junkyard burglar bagger will nab him.
02:48This which starts the crane.
02:52Which lowers that engine.
02:56My old jalopy. Spinning the rear axle.
03:02Which coils that rope. Raising the old junkyard flag.
03:06Which makes that bird dropper.
03:08Into the old catcher's mist. Which lights that mass.
03:12Igniting that rocket.
03:20Which turns us up like a bundle of burritos.
03:22It would have worked if the burglar was standing here.
03:25That's the third time my junkyard's been burgled this month.
03:29There's only one way to protect this place, amigo.
03:31You've got to get yourself a junkyard dog.
03:36This doberman here would make a fine watch out.
03:40He'll scare off any burglar.
03:42And he'll scare off all my friends, too.
03:46These little chihuahuas are muy buenos.
03:49They speak perfect Spanish.
03:50That little squirt of junkyard dog.
03:53He couldn't scare his own fleas away.
03:56Are you kidding?
03:57Watch this.
03:59Arriba!
04:04Put that little monster back in his head.
04:09Now, now. Stop scaring the nice gentleman.
04:16We'll never find your watchdog at this rate.
04:18Hey.
04:22Now that looks like a nice little pooch.
04:25Give me five, dude.
04:27Get down.
04:28He's a smart little guy.
04:29I'll take it.
04:31What are you gonna call him, J.Y.D.?
04:37How about...
04:39Bruiser?
04:41All right, Bruiser.
04:43You sit here by the front gate.
04:45And if anyone suspicious comes by, you give a bark, okay?
04:47Arf!
04:48Arf!
04:49Arf!
04:50Arf!
04:51Arf!
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04:57Arf!
04:58Arf!
04:59Arf!
05:00Arf!
05:01What's the matter with him?
05:02I think J.Y.D.?
05:03I think J.Y.D. got himself a chicken instead of a dog.
05:06Looks like the dog's gonna have to give this dog dog lesson.
05:10I'll be back in a minute.
05:11I'm really feeling like a dog now.
05:16Get down.
05:17Arf!
05:18Arf!
05:19Arf!
05:20Arf!
05:21Arf!
05:22Keep your eyes on the dog, Bruiser.
05:24Arf!
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06:07Arf!
06:08Arf!
06:09Arf!
06:10Hey, I'm a burglar! You're supposed to attack me!
06:19Oh no!
06:24Briggs, you're making a mistake, officers. I'm not really a burglar. I'm just dressed this way to teach junkyard dogs to be ferocious.
06:33Sure, buddy. And we're not really cops. We're just dressed this way to make the dog believe you're a burglar.
06:39Really?
06:42Stop yapping and put your hands in the air.
06:46Sorry for the mix-up, Tito. But next time, be more careful with your dog train.
06:53Si, senor. Gracias.
06:55The only way this little pup's gonna have courage is if we make him big and strong.
07:00Right! All he needs is some exercise and good food.
07:04Wow!
07:09Attaboy, Bruiser. Keep up that runnin' and you'll have more muscle than the Hulk does.
07:15And now for some high-protein food. Chili con carne.
07:19I'll turn Bruiser into a lean, mean, barky machine.
07:26Hey! This stuff looks good!
07:30You just gave me an idea, Captain. I think Bruiser's gonna make a great watchdog asshole.
07:41Oh, come on, Bruiser. Not even a little bit to your friend Captain Luke.
07:56The junkyard's safe from burglars now, brother.
07:59Si! And safe from hungry wrestlers, too!
08:10Oh, my darling. Oh, my darling Clementine.
08:14You have gone and left forever. Oh, my darling Clementine.
08:19Do-de-do-do, do-de-do-do-do, do-de-do-do-do-do.
08:24Do-de-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
08:28Well, this no doubt is gonna be one of the most exciting visits I made to the barmyard.
08:32Hillbilly, Tim, how's it up?
08:34What's up there, Green Dean?
08:36I don't believe I've stepped in something here.
08:38Oh, I did.
08:39Welcome to the barmyard, sir. How you doing?
08:41Well, I'm doing just terrific.
08:42And I'll tell you what, this is exciting for me with the sheep, with the goats, with the chickens.
08:48James, this is what it's all about. This is your life.
08:51They're just my critters, and they're glad you're here, too.
08:53Well, I'm glad to hear that.
08:55Say, you know, there's an old saying.
08:58You are kind of known by the company you keep, Hillbilly Jim.
09:02Well, I know that's right.
09:03Look here, I want you to keep some something here.
09:05Look here.
09:05Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't possibly.
09:07Wait a minute.
09:08Wait a minute.
09:09All right, Mean Gene, outside of the main street.
09:17Jim, with the classy Fred Blassie, just a moment from now,
09:20your man, Nikolai Volkov, the Iron Cheek, Fred Blassie,
09:23are going to be immortalized by putting their hands in cement right here in front of this great facility.
09:28They couldn't have picked two greater athletes in this whole world than Nikolai Volkov and the Iron Cheek.
09:32Hey, what about this?
09:34Nikolai Volkov, Iron Cheek, gentlemen, you've got to be thrilled.
09:36If you would, please, let's just wiggle down here.
09:39Put your hands in there.
09:40Iron Cheek, this has got to be a tremendous thrill for you.
09:43It's my pleasure, everybody knows about the Iron Cheek and Nikolai Volkov.
09:47We prove it to America, we are the best, and still we are the best.
09:51I'm looking for Greg Valentine.
09:53That's Bruce's dick.
09:55All right, Nikolai Volkov.
09:56What a privilege.
09:58This is what an honor for you.
09:59That's right, Gene.
10:00I just gave it a little present here.
10:02My friend, I'm the strongest man in the whole world.
10:04All right.
10:05That's wonderful.
10:06Well, I'm so proud of my two men right now.
10:08Thank you, Fred.
10:09Thank you, gentlemen.
10:10I don't mind telling you something else.
10:12Iron Cheek, can they call it?
10:13Hey, I can't let my hands out of my friend.
10:15Hey, I can't let them out of my head.
10:17What are you talking about?
10:18What are you talking about?
10:20I can't let them out of your head.
10:22I can't let them out of your head.
10:34Smile, kiddo.
10:35London sure is a beautiful city, isn't it, Hulk?
10:41You bet, Wendy.
10:43Say, have you seen Captain Lou lately?
10:46Out of my way, bird.
10:47That's mine.
10:48Come back here.
10:51Captain Lou, where are you?
10:54Right here.
10:54Right where?
10:57Here, eating lunch.
10:59Come on, you guys.
11:00We've got to get to Buckingham Palace before we miss the tour.
11:03Out of my way, kid.
11:11I'm with them.
11:14My name is kid.
11:16It's Nicky.
11:17And I was here before you, you big snob.
11:22Come along, kid.
11:23Follow the tourists.
11:25Hey, let me go.
11:27That's that one coming from the bee.
11:29I didn't know what it was him.
11:41I saw everything.
11:45I beg your pardon, but you aren't being accused of anything.
11:48You're the ten millionth visitor to the royal palace.
11:51Congratulations.
11:51Congratulations.
11:52You've just won a prize.
11:58Dreadful.
11:59Really dreadful.
12:02Hey, Gray.
12:03What'd I win?
12:03Fish and chips dinner.
12:04Fried ticket.
12:06It's my prize.
12:07I was in line before you.
12:10Get out of here, kid.
12:10You're bothering me.
12:11Your prize will be awarded to you this evening at the House of Lords, where you'll be asked
12:16to give a speech before, uh, Parliament.
12:19Parliament who?
12:20Never heard of the guy.
12:21The British government.
12:23The top tacos.
12:24If Captain Lou appears before Parliament, he could give the USA a bad name.
12:29In that case, we'll just have to turn him into a gentleman.
12:32Hey, I happen to be a perfect gentleman.
12:34See?
12:34No!
12:37No!
12:38No, no, not that!
12:39I don't want to take him back!
12:43How about if we take you out later for a triple G fight?
12:46Oh, that's different.
12:48Whoa!
12:50I think I'll check and see how Captain Lou is doing.
12:59How you coming, Captain?
13:01Captain Lou?
13:02You okay?
13:02Oh, whoa!
13:05Cheeto, look at that.
13:07With all the dirt washed off him, Captain Lou looks just like the Hulkster.
13:11I am the Hulkster.
13:13And where's Captain Lou?
13:15If I were you, I'd check behind the shower curtain.
13:19We want it.
13:21Whoa!
13:22Whoa!
13:26Well, hurry up, Captain Lou.
13:28You can't act like a gentleman if you don't dress like a gentleman.
13:31Relax, will you, Wendy?
13:32You can't rush beauty.
13:34Ta-da!
13:35Oh, wee!
13:36I got Rex in my junkyard.
13:38Look better than you.
13:43Mind if I borrow these?
13:46What are you going to do with that paint, junkyard?
13:48We're going to do a little get-down painting with the dog.
13:51I-I...
13:52I don't believe my eyes.
14:02Who said Captain Lou can't look respectable?
14:05Who said Captain Lou can't look respectable?
14:19Just a few more blocks, and we'll be at the Parliament building.
14:31Hold it, you guys.
14:32We've got to teach Captain Lou some better posture.
14:35He walks like the gorilla.
14:36I'll handle this, Wendy.
14:39Stand up straight.
14:41Push that chin out.
14:43Tuck that belly in.
14:44Now let's see if you can walk a straight line with this newspaper on your head.
14:49Captain Lou!
14:50Look out!
14:51I never realized how dangerous it is to be a gentleman.
15:01Go on back home, Yankee.
15:04Yankee?
15:05I don't play baseball.
15:06I'm a wrestler.
15:07No, you're a cheater.
15:09You cheated me out of these toys.
15:11Oh, ow!
15:12Hey!
15:14Hey, you come back with my rubber bands!
15:18Forget about the kid, Captain Lou.
15:20We'll be late for Parliament.
15:22Yeah, but he took my rubber bands!
15:24I can't give a speech without my rubber bands!
15:29Remember, a gentleman always holds the door open for a lady.
15:33Right!
15:36After you!
15:37Here!
15:42These British dudes sure have lousy toupees, huh?
15:45It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you Captain Lewis Albono of the United States
15:57of America.
15:58Now, as the 10 million visitors to the Royal Palace, I'd like to present you with this little gift.
16:07Let's go!
16:08You've disturbed us for the last time, you dirty little streeter, Jim.
16:12It's off to the police with you.
16:15Hey, hey, break it up there.
16:15Break it up there, Mac.
16:17This little punk, I mean, uh, Mickey, might look dirty on the outside, but that doesn't
16:21mean he's not a good kid on the inside.
16:23But he tried to sneak in line before you with the Royal Palace.
16:28No, no, no, he didn't.
16:29I snuck in line before him.
16:30He's the one who deserves this prize.
16:33Now, we can't let a little misunderstanding keep us from being friends, even though we're
16:37from different countries.
16:39We can still solve our problems by talking instead of fighting, right?
16:47You were a knockout, Captain Lou.
16:50I never thought you could do it.
16:51Eh, well, now that it's all over, I'm going to enjoy being myself again.
16:56That was a perfectly wonderful speech, Captain Halvano.
17:00Oh, yeah, thanks, Toots.
17:02Eh, don't you worry.
17:03Your wig looks much better than the rest of those bimbos.
17:07Why, I...
17:08Captain Lou, did you realize what you just did?
17:14Yeah, yeah, some dames just can't take compliments.
17:17That wasn't just any dames.
17:19That was the queen.
17:20Let's get out of here.
17:30Hi, I'm Quentin McCloud, the Highlander.
17:45And I'm the mortal.
17:47Join me as I gather full power and knowledge to battle this evil Quentin.
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17:56This morning at 11.
18:00Now, the chipmunks go to the movies, next on USA.
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