Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (1985) - S02E03 - 10 Little Wrestlers - video Dailymotion

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Hulk Hogan and the gang are invited on a cruise by a mysterious stranger. As the cruise sets sail, the gang is annoyed when they discover that Piper and his gang are also aboard they ship. When people start disappearing, Hogan and Piper must work together to discover the truth.

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00:00I'll see you next time.

01:301-0-7.

01:38Well, this is my cabin.

01:401-0-8.

01:41This is our cabin, dudes.

01:42Are you sure we'll drive cabin hurt?

01:50Cabin?

01:50This is a sardine can.

01:521-0-8.

02:02Help!

02:03Wrestler overboard!

02:04Hang on, Captain Lou.

02:06Here.

02:07Toss these scraps out the porthole.

02:08Mmm, not bad.

02:15What do you got for dessert?

02:21Hurry it up, fellas.

02:23We're supposed to meet Mr. King on the quarterdeck at 12 sharp.

02:26Piper!

02:33Sheik!

02:33What are you dudes doing here?

02:35We were invited by a big-time sports promoter who wants us to headline his wrestling tour.

02:42Is his name Mr. King?

02:44How did you know?

02:46Because he invited us for a free cruise, too.

02:49Oh, no!

02:50He's going to sign us!

02:52That's what you think, Bimbo.

02:54How dare you go, Comrade Sheik, Bimbo!

02:58Who asked you, Comrade Airhead?

03:00Ah, look who's talking, slob mouth.

03:04Okay, break it up.

03:06We're not going to settle anything until we find this Mr. King fella.

03:10She's arrived.

03:12Once we find him, he can give you guys the bad news.

03:19This is his room, all right.

03:21Go ahead and knock, Andre.

03:23Whatever you say, I...

03:25Door's open.

03:27We might as well go in, huh?

03:30There's nobody here!

03:34Mr. King left a note.

03:36Sorry I couldn't make it.

03:37Enjoy the cruise.

03:39The fink flaked out on us.

03:41Oh, well.

03:43At least we can enjoy the cruise.

03:45Who could enjoy a cruise with two creeps on the same ship?

03:49Who you calling creep?

03:52He's calling you a creep, rubber band face.

03:56Yow!

04:00Ah, this is the light.

04:05Let's see.

04:06I think I'll do a swan dive.

04:17Hey!

04:18Hey!

04:18Watch it!

04:19Watch it!

04:19Captain Blue, where are you?

04:30It's not like him to leave his food behind.

04:33Don't worry.

04:33He's probably at the snack bar.

04:35Penelope, where are you going?

04:49Penelope, you in there?

04:51No!

04:51As long as Hogan's having fun, I'm not.

05:02I got fun.

05:03Are you looking for me, Nikolai?

05:06Yes, Comrade Sheik.

05:11Octopus!

05:12Thooey!

05:13Throw it away!

05:14Hold it!

05:18This octopus is just what I need to ruin Hogan's day.

05:24Great dive, Roddy.

05:40I give it a 9.9.

05:49Penelope, where's Hillbilly Jim?

05:51What you say, Andre?

05:52How am I supposed to know?

05:55I don't speak chicken.

05:56I think she wants us to follow her.

06:09Nice going, Penelope.

06:11Hillbilly Jim?

06:13Do I look like a hillbilly to you, mister?

06:16Ouch.

06:17Sorry.

06:17You better be right this time, Penelope.

06:41Or you're going to wind up swimming home.

06:47Hill-ho-ho-ho!

06:53Hulk!

06:57Wendy!

06:58Wendy?

06:59Oh, no.

07:01She's gone.

07:03First, Captain Lou disappears in the pool.

07:05Then Hillbilly vanishes.

07:06Now Wendy's gone.

07:09Something funny is going on.

07:15Piper!

07:18I've never seen that kilt before in my life.

07:22Don't give me that.

07:23What did you freaks do with Wendy and the other?

07:26Beat it and touch your stupid friend's muscle mouth.

07:29Watch who you're calling muscle mouth, barracuda brat.

07:32Who's going to stop us, walrus face?

07:36We are.

07:38Oh, yeah!

07:41We know you took them, Piper.

07:43Who else on the ship wears a kilt like yours?

07:47Oh, you found it for me.

07:49Huh?

07:50I've been looking for this tablecloth for hours.

07:52I'd better try this way.

08:09Huh?

08:12If Roddy didn't take Wendy and the guys, who did?

08:17Nobody took them.

08:19They probably got seasick.

08:21Cover it, sea!

08:27Nikolai!

08:28Yow!

08:29Something awfully weird is going down here.

08:32Come on!

08:34All right, you good-for-nothing wrestler nappers.

08:37Come on out!

08:38Ugh!

08:40I have a sneaking suspicion that someone on this ship doesn't like wrestlers.

08:46Things are getting dangerous on this ship.

08:53You guys better go to your cabin.

08:55Uh, I'll come along just to make sure you're safe.

08:59But the others could be in danger.

09:01What's the matter, Piper?

09:02You chicken?

09:03Watch who you're calling, Chicken Turkey.

09:09Call me Turkey once more and I'll make Chicken Pot Piper out of you.

09:13Hey, we got enough trouble without calling each other names.

09:17Oh, that's right.

09:18We gotta find the others.

09:20Not to mention finding the dishonorable one who took them.

09:25I got it.

09:26We'll find the dude who nabbed the others by letting him find us.

09:30Are you nuts?

09:32If he finds us, we'll disappear like the others.

09:35Not if we set a trap for him.

09:38Honorable Hogan is right.

09:41And what better way to attract a wrestler napper than with a wrestling match?

09:48You got it, dude.

09:49Now listen up. Here's the plan.

09:51You guys disguise yourselves and search the crowd.

09:54While Roddy and I take a little trip into the combat zone.

10:01Good afternoon, wrestling fans.

10:04Today we have a very special match between world champion Hulk Hogan

10:08and his rollicking rival, Rowdy Roddy Piper.

10:14I'm gonna turn you inside out, Piper.

10:16You're gonna be dog meat when I'm through with you.

10:23Make it look real, Piper.

10:25Are you kidding?

10:26If this was real, you'd never get off the map.

10:30Come on, DD and drink right now.

10:31It's you.

10:32Come on.

10:32Let's go.

10:33Come on.

10:33Let's go.

10:34Come on.

10:35Come on.

10:47Let's go.

11:17Something's wrong. The others should have been back here hours ago.

11:38Forget about them. I say we lock ourselves in our cabins until this stupid cruise is over.

11:46You can swim home for all I care, Piper. The holster's gonna get to the bottom of this mystery.

11:51You're gonna get to the bottom of the ocean is where you're gonna get.

11:55No way am I gonna risk my neck looking for the rest of those goons.

12:00Wait for me!

12:06It's Fuji's head, all right.

12:11You don't have to be Sherlock Hogan to figure that out.

12:16If you'd use your eyes as much as you move your mouth, we might find some clue to what happened to him.

12:20Something I can do for you?

12:27We're trying to find some friends of ours. You haven't seen anything strange around here, have you?

12:31Matter of fact, I have.

12:32I found these greasy footprints leaving into the air conditioning shaft.

12:38You're wasting your time, Hogan.

12:40No one in their right mind would take eight wrestlers into an air conditioning shaft.

12:45Then you won't mind going in first.

12:47I would, but, uh, I want to cover you in case this guy tries anything funny.

13:03I'm tired of following your lead, Hogan.

13:06If anyone can find the others, I can.

13:10Move over.

13:10Don't go through that hatch, Roddy.

13:20What's the matter, Hogan?

13:22Getting cold feet?

13:24Nah, I just didn't want to get wet feet, Piper.

13:34Shut up and give me a hand.

13:38Hold it.

13:40Look at that.

13:40Submarine sand.

13:45Sounds like Captain Lou's take-out order from an Italian deli.

13:49There must be a message.

13:59Submarine sand.

14:00Of course.

14:02Whoever's in that sub must have taken the others to somewhere where they're sand.

14:06He's coming.

14:07Get ready to grab him.

14:08Who would have imagined Hogan being on Piper's tag team?

14:13Shh.

14:14Shh.

14:15Shh.

14:16Shh.

14:17Shh.

14:18No!

14:19He's getting away.

14:20He's getting away.

14:21You bozo.

14:28Now we'll never catch him.

14:30Oh, yes, we will.

14:31You bozo.

14:32Now we'll never catch him.

14:33Oh, yes, we will.

14:34Oh, yes, we will.

14:38Come on.

14:39Come on.

14:40All right, dude, tell us what you did with the others.

14:53I was just following orders.

14:56Mr. Patrick told me to bring you all to his yacht at Tortuga Island.

15:02Well, we wouldn't want to disappoint this Patrick dude, would we?

15:06We'll take as many sub.

15:07We'll take as many sub.

15:08Hey!

15:09Get your smelly feet out of my face!

15:10You see a map anywhere, Piper?

15:11Wait a minute.

15:12I think I see it.

15:13Plot us a course to Tortuga Island while I figure out how this stupid sub works.

15:14Well, what's our heading?

15:15Don't rush me.

15:16This is very scientific stuff.

15:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

15:18Hey!

15:19Get your smelly feet out of my face!

15:23You see a map anywhere, Piper?

15:25Wait a minute.

15:26I think I see it.

15:27Plot us a course to Tortuga Island while I figure out how this stupid sub works.

15:37Well, what's our heading?

15:39Don't rush me.

15:40This is very scientific stuff.

15:42God!

15:43Head North!

15:47No. Better make that quest.

15:51It's on second thought.

15:54You see anything?

15:55Not yet.

16:00Wait. I see the island.

16:03Oh, no! Stop this thing quick!

16:06I don't know how.

16:15That's one way to stop a sub.

16:17There's no one on board.

16:23That no-good fink sent us on this wild goose chase.

16:28I don't think so.

16:30Put on those tanks, dude. We're going diving.

16:32You kidding? I never dive on Saturdays.

16:37I hope you're better at driving this thing than you were that other sub.

16:47No sweat.

16:51Do you see what I see?

16:57Hurry. If you lose any of the gold, I'll leave you all at the bottom of the sea.

17:09You'll never get away with this, you crazy pirate.

17:12On the contrary, Mr. Albano, I already have.

17:16Getting you all onto the cruise ship to discuss a big wrestling tour was quite brilliant, don't you think?

17:23I needed the strongest men I could find to salvage the gold from that wreck before the tides washed it away.

17:30Now stop your talking and work faster.

17:33That no-good rat. He didn't even offer us a cut.

17:38Come on. We've got to rescue the others and capture that dude.

17:41I got other plans, Hogan.

17:44Like capturing a fortune in gold.

17:48Hop aboard, guys. We're grabbing the gold and getting out of here.

17:57Where are you going?

17:59None of your business, you big whale.

18:03Grab the gold, Nikolai.

18:05Yes, come of that ship.

18:07Hey, what about us?

18:09Take a hike, scallop face.

18:12Mean Gene here, and I can't believe what a whale of a problem the mighty holster's in.

18:24Come back with my treasure.

18:39You're going down for the count, dude.

19:00My treasure!

19:02Oh, I'm being pulled into the trench.

19:19Oh, I'm being pulled into the trench.

19:23Oh, I'm being pulled into the trench.

19:32Uh, Bull, I wonder if you could do me a small favor, Mr. Hogan, and take this yacht back to the harbor.

19:55You got it, dude.

19:56Hey, wait!

19:57You forgot to take these guys.

19:59Enjoy your cruise!

20:03Something tells me this is going to be a worse cruise than the first.

20:06With you on board, it's got to be Chumpster.

20:10Nobody calls my friend Chumpster, abalone brain.

20:14Oh, yeah!

20:16Yeah!

20:18Yeah!

20:19All right, Mean Gene here, along with Browdy, Browdy Piper, a gentleman who considers himself the complete renaissance man.

20:34He does it all.

20:34He wrestles.

20:35He plays the bagpipes.

20:37And he also considers himself to be an artiste of all things.

20:42Oh, Monalisa!

20:43Oh, c'est moi, je suis enchanté.

20:45You hear about the connoisseurs.

20:47Oh, Monalisa!

20:48Put in some blonde hails.

20:49Oh, not too many.

20:51What are you doing?

20:52What am I doing?

20:53What are you doing?

20:54I am making...

20:56I am making the Tower of Leaning Pizza.

20:59I am an artiste.

21:00Do you want to see what I'm doing?

21:02Yes, I would.

21:02Would you like to see what I have created?

21:04You sure?

21:05Well, just turn her around here.

21:06You've got to be...

21:07Isn't that lovely?

21:08Heavyweight champion.

21:09No, that's how he looks when he wakes up in the morning.

21:13That's before he gets to shave all the hair off his chest.

21:16And when you come right down to it, ain't I a knockout?

21:19Ha!

21:28Ha!

21:29Ha!

21:32Ha!

21:33Ha!

21:37Ha!

22:03Ha!

22:04Ha!

22:05Ha!

22:07You

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