SNL Digital Shorts | show | 2005 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hey girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down and listen.

00:16Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time.

00:22And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.

00:29Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide.

00:35Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.

00:42A gift real special, it's the day of the town.

00:47Take a look inside, it's my d*** in a box.

00:53Not gonna get you a diamond ring.

00:56That sort of gift don't mean anything.

00:59Not gonna get you a fancy car.

01:02Girl you gotta know you're my shining star.

01:05Not gonna get you a house in the hills.

01:08A girl like you needs something real.

01:11Gonna get you something from the heart.

01:14Something special girl.

01:16It's my d*** in a box.

01:19My d*** in a box girl.

01:22It's my d*** in a box.

01:25My d*** in a box girl.

01:28See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving.

01:33And I got just the one.

01:36Something to show you that you are second to none.

01:40To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress.

01:44It's easy to do, just follow these steps.

01:47One.

01:48Cut a hole in a box.

01:51Put your junk in that box.

01:54Make her open the box.

01:56That's the way you do it.

01:58It's my d*** in a box.

02:01My d*** in a box girl.

02:04It's my d*** in a box.

02:07My d*** in a box girl.

02:11Christmas.

02:13D*** in a box.

02:16D*** in a box.

02:18A d*** in a box.

02:20Every single holiday a d*** in a box.

02:23Over at your parents' house a d*** in a box.

02:26Midday at the grocery store a d*** in a box.

02:29Backstage at the CMAs a d*** in a box.

02:34Yeah.

02:46Yeah.

SNL Digital Shorts | show | 2005 | Official Clip

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