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Wine Club | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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12/17/2024
A couple elopes to wine country and stumble upon a vineyard where they hope to get some nice wedding photos. But they qu | dG1fMmxDeVFpRk95OFk
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00:00
Okay, no blood, no semen.
00:04
Amanda.
00:05
It's just that this place is like more disgusting
00:06
than the place I spent prom night at the Jersey Shore
00:08
and that place literally was covered in semen.
00:10
I know, I saw them do it.
00:11
I know that you didn't dream of getting married in a courthouse.
00:14
I didn't even get any pictures.
00:16
Well, do you want to try and find that vineyard?
00:18
We'll get some photos.
00:21
Who's this guy?
00:22
Is that the owner?
00:23
That's Charles Marvin.
00:24
Who's Charles Marvin?
00:25
Hooch Baker from A Baker's Dozen is like the biggest sitcom of the late 90s.
00:28
I just want to say I'm such a huge fan of yours.
00:30
I appreciate you recognizing me.
00:33
But Hollywood is a cesspool.
00:36
They promote moral corruption throughout all of society.
00:41
Yeah.
00:42
But thank you.
00:43
How's it taste?
00:45
Like dick.
00:46
Will you be joining us at the Love Tangle?
00:48
The what?
00:49
The Love Tangle is our chance to consummate your marriage with you and your bride.
00:52
Have you ever seen a squid fight a whale, Josh?
00:55
It's like that, but instead of a squid, it's a bunch of horny people and we're all fucking.
01:04
Hey.
01:05
You want to talk about how the love of your life, Cooch Baker, started a cult?
01:10
No?
01:11
No?
01:12
This is about what?
01:13
Fucking girls?
01:14
Is it about fucking?
01:15
Do you know how hard it is to maintain an erection when the other person worships you like a god?
01:21
It's a weird power dynamic.
01:23
It's kind of progressive.
01:24
I really respect that.
01:25
You got to help me get out.
01:26
You want us to help you escape your own cult?
01:29
This could not get any fucking weirder.
01:31
I am trying to protect what we are doing here.
01:34
And what are you doing here?
01:35
They search for people that are looking for something.
01:37
I want you to be happy.
01:38
What makes you happy?
01:39
This is not a cult.
01:40
This is wine club.
01:41
This is family.
01:42
Oh, my God.
01:43
Oh, my God!
01:46
That feminine woman is drinking water.
01:50
Kill that bitch!
01:51
Kill that bitch!
01:54
It's about love.
01:56
Yeah!
01:57
That's my fucking wife!
02:02
What is that?
02:03
No, it's not.
02:05
You're messing with me.
02:06
No, I'm not.
02:11
We need to leave.
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