It's Showtime: Teddy Corpuz, ang PASAWAY na PASYENTE! (And The Breadwinner Is)

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Aired (December 7, 2024): Magawa kayang tulungan ni Teddy Corpuz si Kyle Echarri na mahulaan kung sino ang tunay na breadwinner dahil sa kanyang pangmalakasang aktingan?

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00:00At number two, you can go down now.

00:02You can go to your station.

00:03Your scene is...

00:07Teddy is complaining

00:09because he's dizzy because he ate lechon.

00:13Oh, he's smiling.

00:15Doc!

00:16Doc!

00:17I was bitten by a rat.

00:20Good morning, sir.

00:21Doc, I'm a bit dizzy

00:23because I ate 2 kilos of lechon skin.

00:27I'm Nurse Henry, sir.

00:29What's your name?

00:30I'm Nurse Henry.

00:31Nurse Henry.

00:33Here, sir.

00:34Nurse.

00:35What can I do for you, nurse?

00:36Can you get me a BP or anything?

00:39Can we get closer?

00:41Here?

00:42Okay.

00:43What did you eat, sir?

00:45The hospital has a mascot, right?

00:47He's a nurse.

00:49There's a genie in Aladdin.

00:51Okay.

00:52I was bitten by a rat.

00:55I ate lechon.

00:57Oh, he's wearing gloves.

00:58He's going to take the lechon out of his mouth.

01:01Why are you wearing gloves?

01:02I have a headache.

01:04My stomach hurts.

01:06I can't move my...

01:09What did you eat, Teddy?

01:11Does it feel like chest pain?

01:12Lechon.

01:13Lechon skin.

01:14Chest pain, sir?

01:16Yes, there's a bit of chest pain.

01:18What kind of chest pain is this?

01:20From scale 1 to 10, it's about 92.

01:2492?

01:25What kind of chest pain is this?

01:26Does it feel like someone is stabbing you?

01:28Or does it feel like there's a lot of haloblocks?

01:31It feels like there's a lot of haloblocks stabbing me.

01:34There's a bit of ice pick.

01:36Since when did you feel this, sir?

01:38Since 2012.

01:40Okay.

01:41Is this the first time this has happened to you?

01:43Sir, the patient might die.

01:44Didn't you wear gloves?

01:46Third time.

01:47Hurry up, sir.

01:48I've been here for a while.

01:50Is this the first time this has happened to you?

01:52It's the third time.

01:54The first time, I think I was one and a half years old.

01:59I also ate chicharron.

02:03Do you remember that?

02:04One and a half years old.

02:05Do you remember the medical history of someone who has chest pain?

02:08Yes, I do.

02:09My father has chest pain.

02:14Okay, sir.

02:15Sir, does it hurt?

02:16Does it feel tight, sir?

02:17Sir, does it feel tight, sir?

02:18No, sir.

02:19But don't feel it, sir.

02:21It's not too tight and not too loose.

02:23What?

02:24It's just right.

02:25It's just right.

02:26Just calm down.

02:27Just be quiet while I check your blood pressure.

02:30And the assistant nurse, help him because he's shaking.

02:34Okay, sir.

02:37Sir, he's shaking.

02:39Sir, is it necessary to hold him like this?

02:43I'm sorry, sir.

02:44You can be quiet now.

02:46You just need to...

02:47Overacting.

02:48It's necessary.

02:49I'm sorry, sir.

02:50Isn't there a 50 over acting?

02:53Sorry, sir.

02:58Is your BP over acting?

03:00I want that.

03:01You're really a freak.

03:04I'm kidding, sir.

03:05I'm just trying to calm you down.

03:07But you did good sir, your BP is good.

03:11I'm just trying to calm you down, sir.

03:13How are you guys feeling?

03:15I'm kind of...

03:16I was kicked by your assistant.

03:19What are you writing, sir?

03:21Uh, there you go.

03:23He's a nurse, right?

03:25No, the writing is nice.

03:27It's a bit ugly, so it's a bit...

03:29Maybe he's a doctor.

03:31He's a doctor.

03:33I have a history in the family.

03:35History?

03:37Of heart disease.

03:39You're a doctor, right? Why are you studying history?

03:41Sir, I'm not a doctor.

03:43I'm a nurse.

03:45Oh, you're a nurse? Sorry, sorry.

03:47Nurse at genie.

03:51Don't drink medicine.

03:53Just make a wish.

03:57Just make a wish.

03:59Thank you very much.

04:03150 overacting.

04:05I really like the 150 overacting.

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