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00:00George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be
00:05Watch out for the tree
00:07George, George, George of the Jungle, looks a lot like a tree
00:13Watch out for the tree
00:15When he gets some scrapes, he makes some skates
00:17With the help of his friends, and if he ain't in the way
00:20The trap is no good, check
00:21Magnolia and Ursula stay in set
00:24George, George, George of the Jungle, friends of you and me
00:30The Mighty Jungle King
00:34The Mighty Jungle King, seen here making his famous triple bean chili
00:39Wants nothing more than to help his jungle
00:42I like to help too
00:44The salt's over there, George
00:46Thanks, magic twist
00:48But sometimes, even George's best efforts can bring about the very jungle chaos he seeks to quell
00:54For example, saving jungle lobsters from a dried up pool is a noble act
01:00But a hasty move on George's part ruins a jungle penguin pool party
01:12And dooms the penguins to a slow, sun-baked extinction
01:19When an extra small giraffe can't reach extra delicious leaves
01:23The jungle shirtless hero swings into action
01:26George helps little stretchy horse
01:33But leaves don't just feed giraffes
01:35He's right, George, the leaves hide those monkeys from tree tigers
01:44And so, after trying to help, but only making things worse
01:47Chili almost ready for it, George sorry about the steaks he makes Chili can't sleep over
01:51That's very thoughtful, George
01:57That's very terrible, George
02:00How could you put so many beans in that chili?
02:03And then eat it all yourself?
02:05And then make that smell
02:09It's stuck in my nose
02:13George not mean to make that smelly
02:15George don't feel sad, although
02:19George, wait, wasn't that bad?
02:23Much better
02:25The jungle king knows his mistakes ruined a penguin pool party
02:29Got a bunch of monkeys eaten
02:31Stunk the heck out of a cave
02:33Okay, okay, George no problem's all George's fault
02:36Be quiet, Sky Voice
02:44Sounds like you have had a rough day, buddy
02:46You talk
02:48Sky Voice again?
02:49No, no, I'm just a guy
02:50Telling another guy, hey, don't blame yourself
02:53It wasn't your fault
02:55Really? George make many mistakes
02:57Nah, you just got things right the wrong way
03:02Other people might understand that if you dressed a little better
03:08Tiny, aren't I?
03:10My name's Balzac and I was made for a body like yours
03:14Try me on
03:15Hey, why talking loincloth want George to have new loincloth?
03:19Because you deserve it
03:21And because I'm very, very sparkly
03:23Okay
03:29Oh, beware what?
03:35Sky's boy
03:39Oh, come to pocket
03:43Hey, that's my mouth
03:45George sorry Balzac
03:46You probably think a talking loincloth is pretty weird
03:49George okay with it
03:50Alright then
03:51Hey, do a loincloth a favor and open that tiny little door over there
03:59Creepy
04:01Okay, fair point
04:03Tell you what, let's take your new loincloth out for a spin first
04:06Yeah
04:08It is evil
04:15Our two of wishing these boring elephants would do something not boring
04:22George help
04:23Be more fun elephants
04:28It's all kind elephant stuff, see now
04:31George don't let half the jungle
04:33Whoa, whoa, this isn't your fault
04:36Those elephants should be harder to escape
04:38It's not George's fault
04:41Seriously
04:42Who would you rather listen to?
04:44A scientist or your underwear?
04:48Are you wearing sequins?
04:54Another hundred thousand or so trips and the lobsters will be ready to move right back in
05:00George fix dry pond, make more water come
05:02Did I ask how? And what are you wearing?
05:05George make big river come this way
05:07Pond will be super wet soon, now maybe
05:10Oh no
05:19George, you didn't fix the pond, you planted everything else instead
05:25Sorry ape, big wet mistake
05:27George fix
05:28Hey, who let the river get so big?
05:31Someone else really dropped the ball here
05:33Who dropped ball?
05:34Who cares, it's not your fault
05:37Who are you talking to?
05:39Loincloth
05:40Oh, of course
05:44George, did you eat orangutan's sacred banana?
05:50Banana shouldn't be eaten
05:53Banana shouldn't taste so good
05:57Who threw away the magic boomerang?
06:01Should have come back
06:03Who ate the gigantic condor's lunch so it had zebras instead?
06:10They should have made two sandwiches
06:18George know it look bad, but why blame George?
06:23You see, not all your fault
06:28George wish everyone is nice to George's butthole
06:31It's not their fault, pal
06:32They just need to relax
06:34Hey, I know how you can help your buddies
06:36Yeah, George just want help
06:44Big door still creepy
06:46And old sloth look scared
06:48Old people are always strange
06:50Your friends need relaxing, supportive undergarments like me
06:53Then they'll stop blaming you for everything
06:55Those are very soft on bottom
06:58Make George feel good about George
07:00Then crack that door open and make your friends feel good about themselves too
07:08Now what? George done here?
07:13You are free, brother
07:15Let us weave our wool and go
07:19With every synthetic fiber of our being
07:23George think that laugh sound a little too evil
07:27Stop it
07:30Don't keep stuffing me
07:39Didn't you hear me say beware for apocalypse?
07:45That important?
07:46You opened the fitting room of brother
07:50And released the underworld underwear
07:58It has begun
08:00It cannot be unbegun
08:02Our elastics will lay waste to every waste
08:06Our thermals will smother and stifle
08:10We want to wear you
08:14You will be filled with holes and thrown away
08:17You will get stuck in a tight, dark place for eternity
08:24Hey, why you ruin bananas like that?
08:26Because if I don't squish them
08:28These squish me
08:31Tiny face, very bad
08:32Help George stuff them all
08:34I'd love to George, but I don't think I can
08:37Okay, okay
08:38I'm doing it
08:40Observed in its natural habitat
08:42Underwear is clearly superior to people
08:45So this is nonsense
08:49They should never be worn again
08:52And instead we should let them wear us
08:55Magnolia, evil undies up to no good
08:57Use science to stop them
08:59I wish I could
09:00Underwear on a head is supposed to be hilarious
09:06George, no
09:08That old sloth took way too long to warn you
09:10Blame him
09:11No, George listened to Butthead too much
09:14George take blame and take off undies
09:17Give it your best shot
09:28From a perfect fit, we all are
09:31And we're never coming back
09:33Right, then George get all you undies and punch
09:38Okay
09:49That was horrible
09:59George, what are you doing?
10:01George get covered in undies
10:03And seal himself in vault
10:05Undies trapped, jungle safe
10:07Stop
10:08Hey, that's squeezing things
10:10And tight
10:11Why aren't you stopping?
10:13Pain a big mistake more than pain in underwear places
10:16George, there has to be another way
10:19You'll starve inside the vault
10:21That's called possibility
10:23George think
10:24George, don't blame yourself
10:27This is all my fault
10:29So let me loose
10:30No
10:33No, what is that?
10:35George fill up on chili so he survive until lunch time
10:38Get off of him now
10:43George, you're willing to trap yourself in there to save the rest of us
10:47Yeah, what's right thing to do
10:49It all George's fault
10:51He admit making boo-boos in future
10:53Deal?
10:56Why nobody make eye contact with George?
10:59We need to find your old boy