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00:00George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be

00:05Watch out for the tree

00:07George, George, George of the Jungle, looks a lot like a tree

00:13Watch out for the tree

00:15When he gets some scrapes, he makes some skates

00:17With the help of his friends, and if he ain't in the way

00:20The trap is no good, check

00:21Magnolia and Ursula stay in set

00:24George, George, George of the Jungle, friends of you and me

00:30The Mighty Jungle King

00:34The Mighty Jungle King, seen here making his famous triple bean chili

00:39Wants nothing more than to help his jungle

00:42I like to help too

00:44The salt's over there, George

00:46Thanks, magic twist

00:48But sometimes, even George's best efforts can bring about the very jungle chaos he seeks to quell

00:54For example, saving jungle lobsters from a dried up pool is a noble act

01:00But a hasty move on George's part ruins a jungle penguin pool party

01:12And dooms the penguins to a slow, sun-baked extinction

01:19When an extra small giraffe can't reach extra delicious leaves

01:23The jungle shirtless hero swings into action

01:26George helps little stretchy horse

01:33But leaves don't just feed giraffes

01:35He's right, George, the leaves hide those monkeys from tree tigers

01:44And so, after trying to help, but only making things worse

01:47Chili almost ready for it, George sorry about the steaks he makes Chili can't sleep over

01:51That's very thoughtful, George

01:57That's very terrible, George

02:00How could you put so many beans in that chili?

02:03And then eat it all yourself?

02:05And then make that smell

02:09It's stuck in my nose

02:13George not mean to make that smelly

02:15George don't feel sad, although

02:19George, wait, wasn't that bad?

02:23Much better

02:25The jungle king knows his mistakes ruined a penguin pool party

02:29Got a bunch of monkeys eaten

02:31Stunk the heck out of a cave

02:33Okay, okay, George no problem's all George's fault

02:36Be quiet, Sky Voice

02:44Sounds like you have had a rough day, buddy

02:46You talk

02:48Sky Voice again?

02:49No, no, I'm just a guy

02:50Telling another guy, hey, don't blame yourself

02:53It wasn't your fault

02:55Really? George make many mistakes

02:57Nah, you just got things right the wrong way

03:02Other people might understand that if you dressed a little better

03:08Tiny, aren't I?

03:10My name's Balzac and I was made for a body like yours

03:14Try me on

03:15Hey, why talking loincloth want George to have new loincloth?

03:19Because you deserve it

03:21And because I'm very, very sparkly

03:23Okay

03:29Oh, beware what?

03:35Sky's boy

03:39Oh, come to pocket

03:43Hey, that's my mouth

03:45George sorry Balzac

03:46You probably think a talking loincloth is pretty weird

03:49George okay with it

03:50Alright then

03:51Hey, do a loincloth a favor and open that tiny little door over there

03:59Creepy

04:01Okay, fair point

04:03Tell you what, let's take your new loincloth out for a spin first

04:06Yeah

04:08It is evil

04:15Our two of wishing these boring elephants would do something not boring

04:22George help

04:23Be more fun elephants

04:28It's all kind elephant stuff, see now

04:31George don't let half the jungle

04:33Whoa, whoa, this isn't your fault

04:36Those elephants should be harder to escape

04:38It's not George's fault

04:41Seriously

04:42Who would you rather listen to?

04:44A scientist or your underwear?

04:48Are you wearing sequins?

04:54Another hundred thousand or so trips and the lobsters will be ready to move right back in

05:00George fix dry pond, make more water come

05:02Did I ask how? And what are you wearing?

05:05George make big river come this way

05:07Pond will be super wet soon, now maybe

05:10Oh no

05:19George, you didn't fix the pond, you planted everything else instead

05:25Sorry ape, big wet mistake

05:27George fix

05:28Hey, who let the river get so big?

05:31Someone else really dropped the ball here

05:33Who dropped ball?

05:34Who cares, it's not your fault

05:37Who are you talking to?

05:39Loincloth

05:40Oh, of course

05:44George, did you eat orangutan's sacred banana?

05:50Banana shouldn't be eaten

05:53Banana shouldn't taste so good

05:57Who threw away the magic boomerang?

06:01Should have come back

06:03Who ate the gigantic condor's lunch so it had zebras instead?

06:10They should have made two sandwiches

06:18George know it look bad, but why blame George?

06:23You see, not all your fault

06:28George wish everyone is nice to George's butthole

06:31It's not their fault, pal

06:32They just need to relax

06:34Hey, I know how you can help your buddies

06:36Yeah, George just want help

06:44Big door still creepy

06:46And old sloth look scared

06:48Old people are always strange

06:50Your friends need relaxing, supportive undergarments like me

06:53Then they'll stop blaming you for everything

06:55Those are very soft on bottom

06:58Make George feel good about George

07:00Then crack that door open and make your friends feel good about themselves too

07:08Now what? George done here?

07:13You are free, brother

07:15Let us weave our wool and go

07:19With every synthetic fiber of our being

07:23George think that laugh sound a little too evil

07:27Stop it

07:30Don't keep stuffing me

07:39Didn't you hear me say beware for apocalypse?

07:45That important?

07:46You opened the fitting room of brother

07:50And released the underworld underwear

07:58It has begun

08:00It cannot be unbegun

08:02Our elastics will lay waste to every waste

08:06Our thermals will smother and stifle

08:10We want to wear you

08:14You will be filled with holes and thrown away

08:17You will get stuck in a tight, dark place for eternity

08:24Hey, why you ruin bananas like that?

08:26Because if I don't squish them

08:28These squish me

08:31Tiny face, very bad

08:32Help George stuff them all

08:34I'd love to George, but I don't think I can

08:37Okay, okay

08:38I'm doing it

08:40Observed in its natural habitat

08:42Underwear is clearly superior to people

08:45So this is nonsense

08:49They should never be worn again

08:52And instead we should let them wear us

08:55Magnolia, evil undies up to no good

08:57Use science to stop them

08:59I wish I could

09:00Underwear on a head is supposed to be hilarious

09:06George, no

09:08That old sloth took way too long to warn you

09:10Blame him

09:11No, George listened to Butthead too much

09:14George take blame and take off undies

09:17Give it your best shot

09:28From a perfect fit, we all are

09:31And we're never coming back

09:33Right, then George get all you undies and punch

09:38Okay

09:49That was horrible

09:59George, what are you doing?

10:01George get covered in undies

10:03And seal himself in vault

10:05Undies trapped, jungle safe

10:07Stop

10:08Hey, that's squeezing things

10:10And tight

10:11Why aren't you stopping?

10:13Pain a big mistake more than pain in underwear places

10:16George, there has to be another way

10:19You'll starve inside the vault

10:21That's called possibility

10:23George think

10:24George, don't blame yourself

10:27This is all my fault

10:29So let me loose

10:30No

10:33No, what is that?

10:35George fill up on chili so he survive until lunch time

10:38Get off of him now

10:43George, you're willing to trap yourself in there to save the rest of us

10:47Yeah, what's right thing to do

10:49It all George's fault

10:51He admit making boo-boos in future

10:53Deal?

10:56Why nobody make eye contact with George?

10:59We need to find your old boy

George of the Jungle - Lying Cloth - 2016

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