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00:00Girls, stop! Boys, stop!

00:02Girls, stop! Boys, stop!

00:05Girls, stop! And don't forget the boys, stop!

00:08Girls, stop! Boys, stop!

00:10We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it!

00:30Oh, right, of course. I was thinking fire hazard.

00:35Get that?

00:36You're sitting right next to the phone.

00:38Yeah, well, that's what the humbugs do to ya.

00:41All-encompassing lethargy.

00:46House of Christmas, hello!

00:48Rian, it's me! Deck the halls with boughs of Hannah.

00:51Okay, so I don't have much time to talk, you know,

00:53what with the fam and the food and all the other Christmas duties.

00:56You called here?

00:57Yeah, I was gonna try and cheer up Ebenezer Talia while glitterizing my nails.

01:01I just have enough time before...

01:03Ah! I gotta go! Only an hour till gift exchange.

01:06I'm gonna have to use the nail dryer.

01:08Gift exchange?

01:09Hello! December 23, gift exchange at my house. Ciao!

01:14What was that all about?

01:16I'm not sure. I'm not the only one who forgot we had a gift exchange, right?

01:22What gift exchange?

01:23Hannah's.

01:25And more importantly, who cares about a gift exchange?

01:27Hannah! What are we gonna do?

01:30The mall's closed 15 minutes ago and we have no presents!

01:33Hannah's going to go nuts on us!

01:36Hey! You ladies wanna come see Psycho Santa 3D with us?

01:40Yum! Eggnog!

01:43Actually, it's a veggie nog made with organic silken tofu.

01:51Yuck!

01:52Help! It's disgusting!

01:55No! It's healthy.

01:57And you guys can't go to the movies because we have Hannah's gift exchange in an hour.

02:02December 23? You didn't forget, did you?

02:05No! No! Of course not!

02:07How could we forget?

02:09I mean, we were gonna buy tickets for the 7 o'clock movie tomorrow

02:12because obviously, tonight is the gift exchange.

02:18Fine.

02:19Fine.

02:20Fine.

02:21Well, we gotta go get ready. Come on, Tal.

02:26We must never admit that we are total jerks who forgot to get their friends Christmas and Hanukkah presents.

02:31But we are total jerks who forgot to get our friends Christmas and Hanukkah presents.

02:35Speaking of which...

02:37Doofus number three?

02:40He definitely won't remember.

02:43What?

02:44Look, you'd better find a way out of your house and go find some presents or the girls will kill us!

02:50I don't know. My Aunt Jane and my Uncle Joe just arrived.

02:53My grandma keeps forcing fruitcake on me.

02:56And worst of all, there's the Grinch's playmate, Dot.

02:59I don't think I can escape.

03:01Suit yourself. I'm sure Hannah will understand.

03:06I hate Christmas.

03:08Mom says it's time for family Christmas photos.

03:11Here's your elf suit.

03:17You know, I'm kinda happy the stores are closed.

03:19This whole creative gift idea has...

03:22The Christmas spirit written all over it!

03:25You know, I was reading how some psychiatrist did a rating of all the stressful occurrences in people's lives.

03:30From the escalator being broken to not being able to find a pencil.

03:34You know what number one was?

03:36You know what beat up family death and divorce?

03:39Christmas.

03:40The Christmas spirit is dead.

03:43But just look at these pipe cleaners!

03:45You can make anything you like out of them!

03:47Anything!

03:48Have you always been such a Christmas...

03:51Uh, what's the word?

03:53Lover?

03:54Freak!

03:55That's what I'm looking for! Freak!

03:58Ah, the gas station.

04:00Haven of the last minute shopper.

04:02Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Christmas?

04:05The service station picks no favorites.

04:07What do you think about this?

04:08Hannah loves smelly things.

04:12Hey, how about this egg salad sandwich?

04:15It's practical and thoughtful.

04:18It might be good for Talia.

04:19Ooh, keychains!

04:21Rien loves keychains.

04:23No, she doesn't.

04:24But she will.

04:25See? It looks just like a keychain.

04:27But actually, it's also a thermometer.

04:29It's like two gifts in one.

04:31Brilliant!

04:32You gotta be kidding.

04:33Do you have any better ideas?

04:35You wanna go to Hannah's empty-handed?

04:36You know how she is.

04:37Every little thing has to be perfect or she gets all wound up and wired and edgy!

04:45Steady...

04:46Careful...

04:49Done!

04:50Oh, the crease is crooked!

05:03Tsk, tsk, tsk.

05:06Just what do you think you're doing?

05:08There may be no escape through the front door,

05:11but you seem to have forgotten that there is an eight-foot-high drift of snow

05:14that I can drop safely onto

05:16and then run into the night.

05:18And you seem to have forgotten that me and Dad shoveled it away yesterday.

05:22Bye!

05:24I'm going to tell Mom you're ditching photos!

05:27Opa!

05:28Wait...

05:29Um...

05:30Help me...

05:31Please?

05:32Then it's getting cold.

05:37Done.

05:38It's a dog hair Ben doll.

05:40For Ben!

05:42What?

05:43You said be creative.

05:45But dog hair?

05:47Why not use real art supplies?

05:49Like macaroni, maybe?

05:53Hannah!

05:54She's probably wondering why we're not early.

05:56I bet she's furious.

05:57Better not answer.

05:58Well, that's weird.

06:00Nobody's home.

06:02Oh my gosh!

06:03I'm getting the Christmas dump!

06:05Maybe Ben's home.

06:12Hello?

06:14Uh-huh.

06:15Hi, Hannah!

06:17No, Ben's not here.

06:20He's hanging outside today.

06:25Oh, it's funny.

06:27You just don't get it.

06:30I hate Christmas.

06:34I hate Christmas.

06:41I hate Christmas.

06:44I love Christmas.

06:47That's easy for you to say.

06:49You're Jewish.

06:50You celebrate Hanukkah.

06:52You've got an eight-day margin of error for gift-giving.

06:54Dude, you gotta loosen up.

06:56This is all supposed to be fun.

06:58Well, it isn't.

06:59I'm gonna pretend I'm sick and miss the exchange.

07:02No!

07:03Avoiding the girls with bad excuses is tantamount to a death wish.

07:07Don't worry.

07:08Once we get our gifts wrapped up pretty, no one will know the difference.

07:11It's all in the presentation.

07:15I bet they've been shopping for the perfect gifts since October.

07:18And here we are with our gas station dreck.

07:21Jace, would you chill?

07:23We put our hearts into this dreck.

07:27Just look at them all smug and happy.

07:30You know I didn't mean to vacuum up your dog hair, Ben doll.

07:33It was an accident.

07:35Fine, whatever.

07:38Hey guys, all ready for the exchange?

07:41Yep-ers!

07:42And let me tell you, we have some great gifts for you guys.

07:47Wow, you guys seem really excited.

07:50You must have put a lot of thought into your presents.

07:53Uh, yeah, you could say that.

07:56But I'm sure your gifts are perfect too.

07:58Probably much better than ours.

08:00I doubt it.

08:02Unless pasta and glue are at the top of your wish list.

08:06I can't believe you wouldn't open the window until I agreed to do this.

08:11Watch the wings, elf boy.

08:14Hey, you can't take those! They're not yours!

08:18Haha, elf boy strikes again.

08:27Guys, where have you been?

08:29You look so... wiped out.

08:32Um...

08:33Well, we were coming over here, of course.

08:36Really? Over here? For moi?

08:39Does this mean I'm not getting the Christmas dump?

08:41Yay! I love you guys! Merry Christmas!

08:44Okay, well, I don't have much time to hang out,

08:46but come in and I'll make you some hot chocolate with cardamom.

08:49But then I'll have to excuse myself for my family gift exchange.

08:54Family gift exchange?

08:56But of course, I told you that on the phone today.

08:59Oh! Family gift exchange!

09:04And, um, what have you got in all those pretty boxes?

09:09These?

09:10Nothing!

09:11Garbage!

09:12Junk!

09:13Guys!

09:15Hey, hey!

09:16Sorry we forgot about your gift exchange.

09:18We were terrified about what you'd do.

09:20But it's all good, because I got great presents for everyone.

09:24So, you guys were so afraid of disappointing me that you did... this?

09:29Yep, we spent all our money at the gas station for nothing.

09:32And I wasted so much time crafting dog hair into an effigy of Ben.

09:36Man, I wish I'd seen it.

09:38No, you don't.

09:44Well, there is a reason you wasted your money on garbage and spent time crafting.

09:49It's the exact same reason that I was up all night baking cookies.

09:52Because you have best friends.

09:54The best friends in the world.

09:55And that's what Christmas is about.

09:57Peace on Earth and goodwill to all.

10:00Exactly!

10:01I would have thought you guys would know that by now.

10:04Yeah.

10:06Gotta trust those holiday TV classics, man.

10:09Now, what do you say we take a look at the garbage we pulled together?

10:13Uh, we've been calling it dressing.

10:16That's it! I get it!

10:18I've been hating Christmas so much because I want it to be so good, but it never is.

10:23That's why it's so stressful.

10:25The trick to having a happy Christmas is...

10:28Don't expect anything!

10:31That's a tad bleak, don't you think?

10:34Not at all.

10:36Look, it's like these gifts.

10:37We have to give them to everyone.

10:39We have to give them to everyone.

10:42Not at all.

10:43Look, it's like these gifts.

10:45We all know they're going to be lame, and we don't care.

10:47We can just be here together in this moment and enjoy it.

10:50That's true Christmas spirit.

10:54Look! I got motor oil!

10:56Thanks, guys!

10:57See what I mean?

10:59Oh, thanks, Ben! I got your Uncle Joe's pajamas!

11:02Merry Christmas, everyone!

11:06Merry Christmas indeed, little elf.

11:08Merry Christmas indeed.

11:38We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it.

Girlstuff_Boystuff - Last Minute Shopping - 2004

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