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Xavier Renegade Angel Xavier Renegade Angel E019 – Damnesia You
Vrapol
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26/11/2024
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Amusant
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Oh yeah, eat that ketchup, nice and good.
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Oh yeah.
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Close up.
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Look at that dog.
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Oh yeah, ketchup.
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Soon...
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What is this place and who am I?
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I don't remember my name.
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All I remember is that I don't know my name.
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And that I can't remember if I do know my...
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Hum...
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I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of those before.
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I forget if I remember that these doors have always been here.
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I tried the blue one.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I seem to have lost my way.
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Could you point me in the right direction?
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Well, cute stranger.
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My pointin' days are long gone.
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What with these prosthetic limbs and all.
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What the hell?
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Who transformed your form?
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Messed with your temples?
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Altered your ulcer?
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Bodied your body?
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Why Dr. Bruce blessed me with my new hands?
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He does all sorts of surgeries, but he specializes in hand jobs.
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Prior to this, I was just a misfit.
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A nobody.
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Well, being a nubby nobody is better than being a subby somebody.
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I'm very grateful for these hands.
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But they're preventing me from getting silly old whiskers down from that tree.
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The reason I was put on this earth was to help freaks with weird hands like you.
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Stand back whilst I rescue your pants.
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Il n'y a rien que je peux faire au-delà de la nature.
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Prends ton cours.
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Je sais, je sais.
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Utilise la nature pour récuperer ton pantalon.
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Rien n'est plus naturel que...
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Feu!
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Oh non, mon chien!
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Qu'est-ce que tu fais?
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Retourne, mon garçon.
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Ce n'est pas le moment de mettre la main sur la nature.
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Oh, et je viens aussi.
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J'ai besoin d'un gros bouillon de poivre.
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J'ai besoin d'un peu de poivre.
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J'ai besoin d'un peu de poivre.
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J'ai besoin d'un peu de poivre.
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J'ai besoin d'un peu de poivre.
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J'ai besoin d'un peu de poivre.
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Du lait de sausage.
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Ne te laisses pas tomber.
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Prends ton temps.
02:06
Mange ta sausage.
02:08
Ma présentation s'adresse aux Merecats.
02:11
Les Merecats sont des carnivores.
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Les Merecats viennent de la France.
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Les Merecats ont beaucoup de amis.
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BFFs.
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Les Merecats ont existé pendant 300 ans.
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Du lait de sausage.
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Les Merecats ont épousé leur lit.
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Mais c'est normal.
02:33
Du lait de sausage.
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Mange ta sausage.
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Et c'est pourquoi les Merecats sont les meilleurs chats au monde.
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Je ne me sens pas aujourd'hui.
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Cela signifie que quelqu'un d'autre me sent.
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Je me sens bien.
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Self.
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Self n'existe pas.
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Avec un H, ça devient H-Self.
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Je vais juste mettre cette pensée sur le H-Shelf.
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Est-ce que self est une délusion portée par les asphyxiations auto-érotiques du gardien d'âme obduré ?
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Si je ne mange pas, je vais mourir.
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Alors je vais déchirer les graines de mon os.
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Et tu peux en manger.
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Alors tu seras le boné.
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Et je serai ton os.
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Je suis un self-inverteur de 5ème classe.
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Regarde comme le self s'émerge en H-Self.
03:37
Peut-être que je peux te donner quelque chose en retour.
03:40
Tu veux dire comme tes couilles, Spaz ?
03:42
Je voulais juste partager la nourriture.
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Et tout ce que tu as réussi à partager, c'était ton toot.
03:49
Self.
04:20
Quand tu déchires un oiseau, il rêve de toi.
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Ses bébés pleurent.
04:28
Self.
04:30
Il va falloir que je sois en retard.
04:50
Bonjour.
04:51
Tu m'entends ?
04:52
Je ne peux pas te voir.
04:54
C'est trop sombre.
04:58
Tu sais qui c'est ?
04:59
C'est Joe Smith.
05:00
Il s'est rencontré avec l'équipe d'angels dynamique.
05:03
Dans la forêt.
05:16
Oh oui, c'est le mec qui a fait le début.
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C'est l'homme de la forêt.
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J'adore ton nez, Joe.
05:26
De la pierre, de l'arbre, de l'eau, de la pierre.
05:36
C'est le cas de Deja Shave, mon pote.
05:50
Il est parti.
06:07
C'est parti.
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Oh yeah, eat that ketchup nice and good.
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Art, born from the womb of necessity, or art thou the mirror, held beneath the crotch
06:59
of life?
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You pervert!
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Let's see what we got.
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That's pretty tight.
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Hello?
07:21
Hey, Shaka!
07:24
Long time no blow!
07:29
Yeah, I'd love to hang out this weekend, but I'm going on-tique shopping with my
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wife.
07:36
Maybe next time.
07:37
Okay, I'll see you at church.
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