It's The Wolf It’s The Wolf S02 E004 Sheep Scene Stealer

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00:00♪

00:03Challenge a musketeer, will ya?

00:05Take that, and that!

00:08Hold it, Lamsy! I give up!

00:11Your acting's too realistic for me.

00:14Thank you, dear old Bristlehound, sheepdog protector of mine.

00:17How's about a scene from Romeo and Juliet?

00:20No thanks. Continue your acting lessons alone.

00:24What light through yonder window breaks!

00:27It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

00:31Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

00:35Juliet, here I art!

00:37Well, art yourself up here, silly. I art waiting.

00:41How art thou, Juliet?

00:43I art hungry.

00:45That's no Juliet. Now, who could that be?

00:49Is it an old theatrical trunk from Podunk?

00:53Or a sage of a page who's of age to rage on the stage?

00:57Or, perhaps even a California studio holly, from Wood.

01:01Uh-uh. I know who that is.

01:04It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

01:09May I have your autograph, mildew wolf?

01:11You're mistaken, I'm fair Juliet.

01:14Uh-uh. Try Maid Marian.

01:16I'm Maid Marian.

01:18You're not buying that either, are ya?

01:20Uh-uh.

01:22Stage door, dummy!

01:25With a one and a two, I do that old soft shoot.

01:28And a three and a four, I step in for some more.

01:31Oh boy, I'm a dance team.

01:33Tell me, pal, what has sharp teeth and likes to eat sheep?

01:37It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

01:39You're so right.

01:41Give me that mildew wolf. I said that mildew wolf.

01:44Don't get clever. Just don't try to get clever.

01:49Howdy, hound!

01:52Would you like to see me do Oliver Twist for the 27th time?

01:56No thanks. I'll sit this one out.

01:59I'm Oliver Twist, and I want some more.

02:02And I'm Fagin.

02:05How would you like to work for me, lad?

02:07I know the story.

02:09You teach me to pick pockets, but I resist.

02:12Right. Then I grab ya, and run!

02:16It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

02:18Hello.

02:19Hello, Bristlehound.

02:21Goodbye, Bristlehound.

02:23It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

02:25Hello again.

02:27Hello again, Bristlehound.

02:28Goodbye again, Bristlehound.

02:31It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

02:34I'll go down the theater aisle.

02:40It's the Wolf, it's the Wolf!

02:43Encore, encore, more, more!

02:47Do what you have to do, but spare me your brand of humor, please.

02:52Bow wow, big player!

02:56Would you like to see me do Hamlet?

02:58Oh, I've seen it, Lamsy, and it's a four-star performance.

03:02Thank you.

03:03I'll try it on the stage where the acoustics are much better.

03:08To be, or not to be?

03:10That is the question.

03:13Chut!

03:14Oh, oh!

03:15C'est l'Académie MC!

03:17Pour le meilleur acteur dans un rôle dramatique,

03:19l'enveloppe, s'il vous plaît.

03:22Merci.

03:24Et le gagnant est Lamsy Divey!

03:27Oh, joyeux!

03:29J'ai gagné l'Oscar!

03:31Et voici le résultat.

03:33Merci.

03:34Tout d'abord, je voudrais remercier votre vieille Bristlehound

03:37pour avoir cru en moi.

03:39Mais surtout, je voudrais remercier moi-même

03:41pour avoir été tellement bon acteur.

03:44Non, non, pas de cette façon.

03:46De cette façon.

03:47C'est le Wolfe, c'est le Wolfe!

03:52Oh, pour la paix!

03:54Pour la meilleure performance dans un rôle dramatique,

03:57l'enveloppe, s'il vous plaît.

04:00Et le gagnant est...

04:02Mildew Wolf!

04:04Attendez juste un instant.

04:06Avez-vous jamais pensé de ne pas aller sur scène comme une carrière?

04:11Popcorn peddler!

04:14Ahoy! Ahoy!

04:16My kingdom for ahoy!

04:18Lucky you.

04:19You've just been chosen to play Ben-Hur.

04:21I'm your agent.

04:22Oh, joyeux!

04:24I can't believe it.

04:26Me, Ben?

04:27Hey!

04:28To tell you the truth, you're a has-been-her.

04:31Giddy-up!

04:33It's the Wolfe! It's the Wolfe!

04:35Coming, Lamsy!

04:41Stop, Mildew, or I'll stop you!

04:43Not this time, Buster.

04:46So get lost!

04:54Big Budinsky Bow-wow!

04:56It's the Wolfe! It's the Wolfe!

04:58Giddy-up! Grab on, Lamsy!

05:01I got it, Bristlehound!

05:04And you can keep him.

05:05He isn't worth the trouble.

05:08Oh, for Pete's sake, again?

05:15Would you like a lift, a big high one?

05:18Funny, funny.

05:20Chuckle, chuckle.

05:22No, wait. I can use him.

05:24He's got a terrific stage presence.

05:28A one, a two.

05:30We do the old folk shoe.

05:32Yeah!

05:33More, more!

05:35More, more!

05:37Mildew, you are terrific.

05:39May I have your autograph?

05:41Let's face it.

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