Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E023 Where There’s a Will

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00:00Read and write

00:03And surf the net all of the day and all of the night

00:06O'Neal, you can talk!

00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself

00:10If you let the cat out of the bag

00:12You'd be a celebrity

00:14And you'd wanna lead a dog's life

00:16The secret's gonna stay with you and me

00:18Watch my chops, shush!

00:20It's no joke that all you spoke, you said

00:22Watch my chops

00:23They must never hear a word

00:25A talking dog

00:27How absurd!

00:41Jungle Panic!

00:43The TV game show that's 100% pure adventure!

00:46There's just one rule

00:47Bernie!

00:48Survive for one week on a dream island packed with hidden nightmares

00:51Two weeks, competitors have to win

00:53What? Good day!

00:55I wonder if you can help me

00:56I'm looking for a Cornille Grimmond who lives upstairs

00:59Yeah, his owners are away

01:01But he's with me, I'm his dog sitter

01:04I have some good news

01:05You're rich, my boy

01:08I'm rich?

01:09Is this for candid camera?

01:10Yes!

01:11I'm rich!

01:12I'm rich!

01:16Not you, him!

01:19My little Cornille

01:21But how come?

01:24Hi, Bernie Barges, dog sitter

01:26Pleased to meet you, mister...

01:28John John Watson, lawyer

01:30I represent Mrs. Joanna Bartland, the famous billionaire

01:33She has decided to bequeath her fortune to a dog

01:35We only know by license number 68837

01:38According to records at City Hall, Cornille here is the rightful heir

01:42But, but, but...

01:45Don't move, I'll be right back

01:49There must be some mistake, Bernie

01:51I don't know any Joanna Bartland

01:53Cornille, you heard the man

01:55You're the rightful heir

01:56He must have forgotten, that's all

01:58Come on, just leave the negotiating to me

02:01So, you were saying, mister...

02:04John John Wat-Watson

02:06Mrs. Bartland chose Cornille

02:08As he was the only living being to have shown her true affection

02:11Without ever showing the slightest interest in her vast fortune

02:15Really?

02:16The thing some people are interested in, huh?

02:20Vast? How vast?

02:33Rounded down to the nearest million

02:35As Cornille's dog sitter, of course, you are entitled to 10% of the bequest

02:3910%?

02:41Filthy, lousy, stinking rich!

02:43Check it out!

02:50Cool! A limousine!

02:52Is this part of the inheritance?

02:53Yes, as well as a number of shops, jewellers, perfumeries, offices, factories, banks, hotels, restaurants...

03:20But that's all changing now, bro

03:22Cause we got all granny's dough

03:24We's like kings, now brothers see

03:26He's called Cornille

03:28Bernie!

03:30I snap my fingers, the city's mine

03:32I raise my arms, they all come around

03:34I clap my hands, now it's all fine

03:36Thanks to my dog, now it's all mine

03:42And here is Mrs. Bartland's residence

03:45Holy macaroni! It's Buckingham Palace!

03:4820 bedrooms, 10 car garage, 2 gymnasiums, swimming pools, tennis courts, equestrian grounds and a private golf course

03:55Swimming pool? I'd say we go for a dip

03:57I'm sorry, but the papers need to be signed first

04:03What?

04:04Bernie, there's been a mistake

04:06I'm not the heir to all this

04:08I've never been to this house before

04:10I'm sure of it

04:11You have to tell him

04:13Are you nuts?

04:14Who's gonna find out?

04:15Like some other dog is gonna step forward and claim its inheritance

04:18Hell, even if you don't, I have my scruples

04:22No matter what the gain, I could never claim someone else's inheritance

04:25Oh yeah? Come on, come on and tell your story to the liar

04:29Come on, hop hop hop

04:31Oops, I forgot, then he'd find out you can talk

04:40Mrs. Bartland has bequeathed her entire fortune to one rightful beneficiary

04:45That is to say, this distinguished and obedient dog

04:50Distinguished and obedient?

04:52Yeah, that's my corneal alright

04:56That's strange, according to Mrs. Bartland, the rightful beneficiary is an extremely obedient dog

05:02Oh yes, he is

05:04He's just also extremely playful, that's all

05:07You're just playing around, aren't you corneal?

05:10Come on, it's late, we need to be in good shape for tomorrow

05:15What on earth is he doing?

05:17According to Mrs. Bartland, her air is distinguished

05:21I think someone has made a mistake at the town hall

05:23But wait, he's not getting filthy

05:26He wants to take a mud bath

05:28He's having a spa day

05:30What a refined little fellow

05:33There can be no doubt that this is indeed the rightful beneficiary

05:37See you tomorrow, to sign the papers

05:41So, thought you had me, did you?

05:43Number 68837

05:46Bernie, watch my chops

05:49There is no way I'm helping you spend someone else's inheritance

05:52Spend? Moi?

05:59Yeah, over there

06:00Hi Romeo, hey, I'm having a little party

06:03I'm just celebrating my birthday

06:05No little party, I'm just celebrating a little inheritance

06:08Yeah, next Saturday?

06:10Okay, yeah, see ya

06:19Have you gone mad Bernie?

06:21Look corneal, what nice little parrots

06:25Fly little parrot, fly

06:28They are pink flamingos Bernie

06:32Bernie, where did you get the money to buy all this?

06:36Don't worry, it's all coming out of a little advance of my 10%

06:42Here, I bought something for you too

06:45For me?

06:47A necklace?

06:49Bernie, it's wonderful

06:55It's an electronically coded collar that will keep track of you

06:58Every second of the day and night

07:00Just so you don't get any ideas about ditching on our inheritance

07:03And this, this is in case you try to run away

07:06You have to admit, life is much easier when you're rich

07:12You've turned into a monster Bernie

07:20Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie

07:24Always getting ahead of yourself

07:27Underestimating the enemy

07:37You crazy mutt, what are you doing?

07:39Pot behind my back?

07:41Yeah, trying to pull a wool over my Bernie's eyes

07:57Here's my license

08:00Wretched pizza

08:02That's not an 8, it's a 6

08:05That explains everything

08:07But who has license number 68837?

08:11Hello, is this the dog pound?

08:13Yes, hello, hello please, hang on

08:16Fire department, yes

08:18Small dog, big nose, four paws and an attitude

08:21And he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars

08:23Hello, hello, hello

08:25Nasa, put all your spy satellites on red alert

08:28I've lost my dog, I won't hang up

08:31Hello, hello, hello

08:34Bernie, Bernie, Bernie

08:36It's me that you want Bernie

08:38I'm all yours, come and get me

08:41My little 68837

08:43I was so scared that something had happened to you

08:47Good, all the documents regarding

08:49Cornel Grimmond's inheritance from Mrs. Bartland are ready

08:53Excuse me, is there a problem?

08:55No, why?

08:58Good, now let's get on with signing the papers

09:05I'm gonna unleash you but don't try any funny business, understand?

09:15Come on, open your paw

09:17Why you little...

09:20Oh no!

09:24Come back here

09:29Open, open

09:31Stop, stop, stop

09:33Stop 68837, stop

09:48Stop, he's there, I can see him

09:52Hey look, he's gone down there

10:01I love you today more than yesterday

10:04Samantha, I was so afraid you would hurt yourself

10:08You're so beautiful

10:10Hey you, give him back his picture

10:12I'm looking for my dog, he's smiling yellow with a big nose

10:15Have you seen him?

10:22I got him, I got him

10:24But this is Joanna Bartland

10:27That's right, I worked for the old bag for 20 years

10:31She adored my dog

10:33Used to joke around, she was gonna leave her whole fortune to him

10:36Isn't that right, honey?

10:42Are you married?

10:52Open up, take everything, and I mean everything

10:55Bernie Barges, he's the cleverest and nobody fools Bernie Barges

11:00You see Bernie, I'm going to tell you something

11:03Evil goes to borrowing, goes to stealing

11:06Ok, you wanna take everything? So take that!

11:22What goes up, must come down Bernie

11:25In your case, coming down in flames and crashing to the ground

11:29Hey, they missed one, I knew they wouldn't find it here

11:51Translation & sous-titrage par Quentin Dewaghe Traduction & sous-titrage par Quentin Dewaghe q.dewaghe.com

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