Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E009 Home Sweet Home

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00:00Read and write

00:02And surf the net all of the day and all of the night

00:06Cornille, you can talk!

00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself

00:10If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity

00:14If you wanna lead a dog's life, the secret's gonna stay with you and me

00:18Watch my chops, shush!

00:20It's no joke that all he spoke, he said, was watch my chops

00:23They must never hear a word, a talking dog

00:27How absurd!

00:44Look, Bernie, there's going to be a classical music concert in the park

00:48Oh yeah? But I've got a football match in the stadium

00:51But Bernie, it's a one-off violin concert

00:54We'll draw lots for it

00:56I'm football, you're the concert

00:58Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a piggy, bye, see ya

01:02The toe! Sorry, football wins

01:05I'm sorry, Bernie. One, you cheated

01:08Two, there's no way I'm going to miss this concert

01:10Well, you can just go to your concert on your own

01:13You're so selfish!

01:17Selfish? Me? And Bernie? There can't be a more selfish dog-sitter than him

01:23So, little doggy, taking a walk, were you? Without your collar

01:33What's he up to?

01:35I suppose I'll have to go looking for sir as well

01:39Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me

01:43Have you seen my dog? He's yellow, about so big, I mean so small

01:48Ah, a yellow dog with a big nose, yeah, I saw him

01:52But since he didn't have a collar, I called the L.A.S.

01:56The Lost Animal Society? Oh no!

02:04Gave him away? You gave Cornel my dog away already?

02:08The adoption process usually takes several days, but this was an exceptional case

02:14Don't worry, we've lots of other lovely dogs that will soon make you forget about your Borneal

02:20I don't want another dog, I want my dog, and his name isn't Borneal, it's Corneal, where is he?

02:26Borneal, Torneal, what's the difference?

02:29I'm not at liberty to give you the name of his new master

02:32Particularly since Mr. Dawson lives in the retirement home next door and he's all on his own

02:41Here we are, Junior, we've arrived

02:43It's a big garden and we even have shows

02:47I'm sure you'll like it here

02:52Where are you going, Junior? This is where you live

02:55Corneal, old buddy, if only you knew how scared I was

02:59I thought I'd never see you again

03:01Corneal, I'm sorry young man, but I think you're mistaken

03:05This dog is mine, his name's Junior

03:07It's a mistake, you're not going to believe this

03:10I wanted to play football, but Corneal insisted on going to the classical music concert

03:14And he loves playing the violin, you know

03:16Anyway, he took off his collar

03:18You're right, I don't believe you, a dog that plays the violin, why not the clarinet while you're at it?

03:23Goodbye, sonny

03:32This is your new home, Junior

03:34If only you knew how happy I am not to be on my own any longer

03:38At last, someone to talk to and share some happy moments with

03:43Junior, when I saw you at the LAS, I said to myself

03:47Dawson, do not leave this dog all alone

03:50No one deserves to be alone

04:01Hello Mr Dawson, I made some cookies and I thought of you

04:09Thank you

04:14I don't understand it, Junior

04:16I've climbed to the top of Everest, I've parachuted out of a plane and I've done aerobatics

04:22But talking to Margarita is quite beyond me

04:27Corneal, come here, we've got to get out

04:30I can't, Bernie

04:33To tell the truth, Bernie, I don't want to

04:35I have to do something for poor Mr Dawson

04:38No one deserves to be alone

04:40Poor Mr Dawson? Have you gone nuts?

04:43Have you thought about John and Beth, your owners?

04:54Corneal, you dirty little scoundrel!

04:56I'm gonna count to three

04:58Ok, Junior

04:59One

05:00I'm coming

05:01Two

05:02That's three

05:06There, you must be thirsty

05:09Say, did I close the blinds?

05:12Living on my own is driving me crazy

05:14Mr Dawson, from tonight, you'll be alone no longer

05:21Corneal, I'm leaving! Goodbye!

05:26Corneal, you're coming home with me before tonight, whether you like it or not

05:30Come on, Junior

05:32Time for a snack

05:35Time for a snack

05:42Junior!

05:44Where are you going?

05:51Margarita, my dear, would you allow me to share your table?

05:56Next time, perhaps, Mr Rival

05:58It looks like I've already got a guest

06:02Come and sit down, Mr Dawson

06:05Your dog's reserved a place for you

06:11This is the first time we've ever taken tea together, Mr Dawson

06:15I'm delighted

06:17Me too

06:20Silence, please! Ladies and gentlemen!

06:23It's time for today's show

06:25Oh, no!

06:26Bernidas the Magicus is about to make a member of the audience disappear

06:30Do I have any volunteers?

06:33J'ai dit que c'était moi !

06:36Le chien ! Oui, le chien a volonté !

06:38Pouvez-vous m'aider, monsieur ?

06:40Mon junior ?

06:42Il n'est pas en danger.

06:44Là !

06:45Sors de là, vieux ami.

06:47En trois, tu vas tomber dans la porte.

06:52Tu vas voir ce que tu vas voir.

06:54La main de la parole magique ?

06:55Le chien sera perdu.

06:58Regarde prochement.

07:00Abracadabra burnidas magicianas !

07:02Disapparaitre !

07:13Junior, tu étais merveilleux.

07:16Laisse ton endroit et tu vas le perdre.

07:25Junior ?

07:26C'est trop pour moi.

07:27Je ne peux pas parler à Marguerite.

07:30Mais je l'ai déjà écrite.

07:32C'est un secret.

07:35Avec toi, Marguerite,

07:37mon coeur n'arrête pas de battre.

07:39Et je me sens aussi faible

07:41qu'une vieille bête.

07:43Alors, Junior,

07:44que penses-tu ?

07:46Junior, où vas-tu ?

07:52Là, c'est plus poétique.

07:53Junior ?

07:54Où es-tu ?

07:58Junior ?

08:00Qu'est-ce que tu m'as apporté ?

08:03Un poème ?

08:05Junior !

08:06Désolé, Marguerite.

08:07Tu es là.

08:08Je suis vraiment désolé,

08:09mais Junior s'est éloigné de moi.

08:14Monsieur Dawson,

08:15vous parlez à moi.

08:17Moi ? Non, je veux dire...

08:19Oui, je veux dire...

08:22La vérité est, Marguerite,

08:24lise ça et tu comprendras.

08:33C'est merveilleux !

08:39Alarme de feu !

08:40Évacuez le bâtiment !

08:41Les enfants et les chiens d'abord !

08:45Je ne peux pas.

08:46Je ne peux pas.

08:47Je ne peux pas.

08:48Je ne peux pas.

08:49Je ne peux pas.

08:51Allez !

08:54Viens, viens !

08:56Je vous ai attrapé, Cornille,

08:57et je vais vous emmener à la maison.

08:58Bernie ?

09:01Bernie, mon poilon !

09:04Non !

09:06Pas jusqu'à ce que

09:07Mathieu et Marguerite s'unissent.

09:08Bien,

09:09et comment vas-tu faire ça ?

09:11Tu vas m'aider.

09:12Je sens que

09:13tu as des talents cachés.

09:17Bonjour,

09:18Welcome to the Fantastic Wheel of Travel!

09:20We've a wonderful weekend for two to give away!

09:26Maybe you're gonna bring me luck, Junior.

09:29And it's off! I mean on!

09:32And the first winner is... Marguerite!

09:38The second winner will be...

09:45And the winner is...

09:49Marguerite!

09:52And the winner is...

09:55Marguerite!

09:58And the winner is...

10:03It's still spinning!

10:10And the winner is... Mr. Dawson!

10:13No, Mr. Rival!

10:15Wait, Mr. Dawson!

10:17No, Mr. Rival!

10:18No, Mr. Dawson!

10:19Right, Dawson, Dawson!

10:21Yes, Dawson!

10:23Game set and match!

10:33J'espère que je n'ai rien oublié.

10:37Pauvre Neil, je vais vous manquer, vieux ami.

10:39Je serai tellement seul sans vous.

10:47Mr. Dawson, je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour ce pauvre garçon.

10:51Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.

10:53Je pense que vous devriez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.

10:55Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.

10:57Je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.

10:59Je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.

11:01Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.

11:06Voici, mon amour.

11:07Regarde-le.

11:09Tu ne seras plus seul.

11:11Mais promets-lui de ne plus le laisser seul sans un collier.

11:14Prends soin de lui.

11:18Dis-moi quelque chose, Bernie.

11:20Tu m'as manqué, n'est-ce pas?

11:22Ne sois pas ridicule.

11:23Je n'ai juste pas voulu perdre mon emploi de chien.

11:25C'est tout.

11:26J'ai oublié!

11:27Il y a un match de football au stade.

11:29Allons-y?

11:30Non, ne commence pas.

11:31Encore une fois, Bernie, s'il te plaît.

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