Love Actually isn’t really a Christmas romance movie. #shorts #movie #cracked

It's actually a horror movie. #youtubeshorts #comedy #afterhours

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00:00Or go back and re-watch Love Actually.

00:03Everybody in that movie acts like a wolvish maniac.

00:06There's an English waiter who goes to the middle of America

00:08just to try and find some strangers to f**k.

00:11There's a guy who videotapes his best friend's bride

00:15for his own collection

00:16and has never really spoken to her before.

00:18Colin Firth flies to France to go find his housekeeper

00:21and propose to her after he saw her naked in a swamp.

00:24Don't forget Liam Neeson.

00:25Makes his 10-year-old son break through security

00:27at a jumpy post-9-11 airport.

00:29What's this have to do with horror?

00:30Everything.

00:31Everything that everybody does in that movie

00:33is terrifying, crazy, and irrational.

00:35Especially if you imagine it as a one-sided act.

00:38Imagine a guy comes to your house in the middle of the night

00:40with these hobo love cards.

00:42I mean, that's Cape Fear behavior 99% of the time.

00:44And the most haunting part is that

00:46nobody seems creeped out by any of this.