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adorocinema
  • 11/14/2024
Transcript
00:00I
00:02Love Christmas, I don't love that we're working Christmas Eve. I'll see you at lunch
00:11The morning day shift TSO you've all been chosen to spend your Christmas Eve here with 200,000 impatient travelers
00:19Is this cuz I'm Muslim is this because I'm black this is because I'm white airports turn people into such dickheads
00:30Excuse me, this isn't mine
00:40Ethan today is a day that you're gonna remember for a very long time
00:44But if you handle it, right, you're gonna have a chance to forget it
00:49Just relax, okay
00:53An associate of mine is gonna step into your line and you are gonna make sure that his bag clears the machine
01:00Listen I work for the Department of Homeland Security. That's like the janitor at NASA calling himself an astronaut
01:06Let's cancel the text or we execute your girlfriend
01:12At a boy
01:18You're a low-level Tia, so you're going nowhere I'm telling you how this goes
01:23One bag for one life. Who the hell are you? I'm the guy you listen to
01:30Ethan
01:33Are you listening
01:36We have a 9-1-1 call placed from inside LAX
01:45You killed us I gave you some pretty simple rules you got cute I'd say you killed him
01:51You I see like to improvise
01:54Sit right back down you leave that post. There's gonna be consequences
02:01I gotta go. I don't care what you do to this who said anything about you
02:07You got 10 minutes before everybody in this airport dies
02:10You think you can take control, huh? You're pathetic and you're asleep
02:16I guess I woke up
02:23You