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At Disney, we hear you. And we promise to stop tricking you in our contracts with legal loopholes that let us kill people! Our bad! Remember kids, don't mess with the mouse.  Lawyer: Britt Migs Written by: Britt Migs Producers: Britt Migs and Michael Strauss Edited by: Gabrielle Williott Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Disney Lawyer 00:08 Wrongful Death Suit 00:15 Andrew Garfield Spiderman 00:29 Wife Spin 00:35 Casey Anthony's Lawyers 00:45 We dropped it  #disney #lawsuit #disneyworld

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00:00Hi I'm one of Disney's attorneys and I'm here to issue an apology. Recently a man tried to sue

00:06our parks when his wife died on the premises. We then tried to block this wrongful death suit

00:11because the man had once watched Spider-Man, the Andrew Garfield version, on Disney Plus.

00:17Weird choice. The sign of agreement for our streaming service is a legal and binding

00:21document that allows us to do any number of things to your wives, whether it's kill them

00:26or steal them for our new ride, Wife's Fit, coming soon to Epcot. And it would have held

00:33up in court. We've got the same team as Casey Anthony, Florida baby, but we decided that wasn't

00:39very magical of us. We here at Disney want you to know that we're listening and we hear you,

00:44which is why we're dropping the bid to block the lawsuit. Not only that, but we're giving

00:49that man and his ghost wife park hopper passes and a special visit with Mickey. What? Okay sorry.

00:58That's a one park pass during the off-season and the visit will be with LeFou, Gaston's special

01:04sidekick. We're not afraid to admit when we've been wrong. We're also not afraid of the legal

01:08proceedings that are going to follow. Because if there's one thing we're not, it's a bunch of

01:12Pinocchios. Hey, if that guy didn't want his wife to die, maybe he should have stayed home. Remember

01:18kids don't mess with the mouse. Good. Are we done? It's not going to get a penny. Try that

01:24shit with Universal, right?

An Honest Apology From Disney - Honest Apologies (Disney Lawsuit Parody)

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