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What if eurotrips were honest? Roger Horton investigates.    CAST: Roger Horton: Jack Hunter French: Michael Strauss Inn Keeper: Britt Migs  Producer: Michael Strauss Director: Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Writer: Britt Migs Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound : Maxwell DiPaolo Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg Audio Mixer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Factor Ad 01:12 If European Vacations were honest   #europe   #backpacking    #vacation

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00:00Hort Trips International has your itinerary jam-packed with excitement.

00:04You're going to see a lot of old churches, including this one, which isn't even complete yet.

00:10I mean, get a move on it guys, jeez.

00:12Oh yeah, and make sure you have a cardigan to cover up those salacious, voluptuous shoulders of yours,

00:18or you'll get kicked out.

00:19You could take a day trip to this city that's literally sinking,

00:23or this city that's known for being the birthplace of democracy and rampant taxi scams.

00:28Oh, fascinating.

00:30You'll also see a bunch of old castles owned by old racist guys,

00:35and old ruins preserved by old racist guys,

00:39and battle sites of war monuments dedicated to old racist guys who started said wars.

Your COMPLETE Europe Itinerary | If European Vacations Were Honest

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